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  Heard a rumor: Guy Pierce died this morning

  by respectful_observer in

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  didn't see any other threads, apologies if one already exists.

  apparently died of a massive stroke this morning.. r_o.

  (completely unconfirmed.

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  the one with the young wife? Maybe he caught her masturbating and the shock caused a heart attack.
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  JW.Org

  by Kool Jo in

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  i've been pondering......with this new "push" to direct individuals to thw jw.org website, even when the dubs are out preaching...what do you think the future will be for the preaching work?.

  some time ago i read that the mormons have implemented a live chat feature that allows you to speak with their missionaries....i doubt the borg would do this, but i think they have something up their sleeves.. peace.

  kool jo.

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  As a JW I had the page as one of my bookmarks and checked it a few times a day for new info I could be the first to know. lol... Imagine worldly people actually visiting the page all the time. Yeah right.
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  JW.Org

  by Kool Jo in

  1. watchtower
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  i've been pondering......with this new "push" to direct individuals to thw jw.org website, even when the dubs are out preaching...what do you think the future will be for the preaching work?.

  some time ago i read that the mormons have implemented a live chat feature that allows you to speak with their missionaries....i doubt the borg would do this, but i think they have something up their sleeves.. peace.

  kool jo.

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  Wait emeth you mean that only ten percent of the visitors are non JW. hahaha
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  The Birth of the Universe - Scientific Breakthrough

  by cofty in

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  researchers working with a telescope at the south pole beleive they have glimpsed light from the first "trillionth of a trillionth of a tillionth" of a second after the big bang.. a lot of work has still to be done to confirm the findings, but if it holds up it is one of the biggest discoveries ever.. _________________________________________.

  ...inflation came with a very specific prediction - that it would be associated with waves of gravitational energy, and that these ripples in the fabric of space would leave an indelible mark on the oldest light in the sky - the famous cosmic microwave background.. the bicep2 team says it has now identified that signal.

  scientists call it b-mode polarisation.

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  Nice try Kate. No one took your bait, so I thought I'd at least tell you nice try. :)
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  Beware of Mediums

  by Splash in

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  from 1920 wt publication "talking with the dead":.

  p. 116 materializations.

  "these materializations occur by a power which the demons posess of being able to draw out of the mediums body connected streams of the cells of which her body is composed, and then changing the form of these living cells into any desired appearance.

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  OMG.... This is priceless. They wear tweed, drink whiskey, and poop on the floor.
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  Any active jws, without using the phrase "God must have..." Can you prove that Noah's ark actually happened

  by DuvanMuvan in

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  i have a number of problems with the noah's ark story that i could never find the answer to in the bible and so i thought i could ask here:.

  1.how did noah get animals that are indigenous to areas he could not get to (e,g penguins, koalas, kangaroos, moose etc) .

  2.the flood supposedly happened around 4000 years ago but there is evidence of civilisation dating back a lot further.

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  What did the carnivores eat on the ark? None of the animals could have died as they only had 2 of each. They were on the ark a year... What did they eat?

  Do you know how quickly rats and mice can grow in population size? In one year a mother rat could have 15,000 descendants.

  The only way to solve the food problem or the room for babies problem is to say "god helped". But, if god was going to help then why miraculously send animals from all over the earth to Noah. Why not just magically help them. In fact why flood the whole earth? Why not just blink and dissapear the bad guys from existence?
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  The Birth of the Universe - Scientific Breakthrough

  by cofty in

  1. social
  2. current

  researchers working with a telescope at the south pole beleive they have glimpsed light from the first "trillionth of a trillionth of a tillionth" of a second after the big bang.. a lot of work has still to be done to confirm the findings, but if it holds up it is one of the biggest discoveries ever.. _________________________________________.

  ...inflation came with a very specific prediction - that it would be associated with waves of gravitational energy, and that these ripples in the fabric of space would leave an indelible mark on the oldest light in the sky - the famous cosmic microwave background.. the bicep2 team says it has now identified that signal.

  scientists call it b-mode polarisation.

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  I read about this. So cool!
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  worldly women don't all ask you to see her aquarium

  by suavojr in

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  last night i was watching the secret elder's video about the jw who sleeps with a worldly women and i could not stop laughing.. when i was 17 i thought that all worldly women would sleep with anyone, i remember a beautiful neighbor who i tried to kiss and she just flat out said no.

  i tried twice to make out with this girl and i just could not understand why she would not say yes .

  she did not have an aquarium.... .

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  "Would you like to be my little plecostomus?"
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  worldly women don't all ask you to see her aquarium

  by suavojr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last night i was watching the secret elder's video about the jw who sleeps with a worldly women and i could not stop laughing.. when i was 17 i thought that all worldly women would sleep with anyone, i remember a beautiful neighbor who i tried to kiss and she just flat out said no.

  i tried twice to make out with this girl and i just could not understand why she would not say yes .

  she did not have an aquarium.... .

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  Once you have been out a little bit and really opened your mind to thinking about stuff, you realize its not a big deal if you DID see her aquarium.

  People who are young and single get together all the time and enjoy each others time and have SEX! whoopty doo. The universe won't implode just because a girl says yes to you and you spend the night or a few hours together. It is normal. I have young children, and while I won't encourage promiscuity or unsafe sex, sex is a part of normal life. I would MUCH rather my kids have sex safely and be NORMAL than that they get married at 19 or 20 and ruin their chance at college and a successful life.

  Think about it. Would you rather your kids get married too young just to not have guilt from a normal desire to have sex, or that they safely do that and take time to go to school and find the right person?
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  2014 DC Release (Unofficial Rumors)

  by WatchTower87 in

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  mi first prophecy:.

  friday afternoon: 4:20 teach your children to love gods kingdom!

  new book/brochure for children based on the articles "teach your children" (appeared in watchtower public edition).

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  Some kind of replacement for the reasoning book.