I miss all the great cleaning tips from brothers who are/were self employed as contract janitors.I miss all the latest fashions and the way certain elders made 2 suits "work" for 10 years (or until they went on sale at Sears) I miss white socks with black shoes.I miss that little bit of excitement that we ALL felt when we heard this from the podium " Brothers and Sisters, these are the announcements we all do not like to hear but the Judicial commitee of Blah blah congregation has found it necessary to disfellowship Sister Cumalot....blah blah blah.Then we were all thinking " I wonder what she did?" I miss the good old days when they gave us badges that said "security" on them ,we all thought we were badasses battling corridor crime and the forces of evil at the assemblies.I miss that little announcement that we sometimes got when the public talk was cancelled and it was just the watchtower study, it was almost like winning a lottery! One extra hour to do anything we want and not have to listen to some 84 year old fossil with drool running down his chin giving us shit because our hours were not up!I miss waking up on a Saturday morning early and not hearing my Mom get ready to go out in service and then realize that everyone is still asleep and that if I make too much noise will wake the old lady up and she will drag me to the hall and be put thru all that crap.Going out in service was as much fun as looking at a bucket full of squashed cocks!! Oh how I yearn for those days......
Waygooder64
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What's the one thing you miss about the WTS?
by Naeblis inthere are times when ilook back fondly on my days in the witnesses, especially when i think on the congregation get togethers we would have every once in awhile (not too often) people from our hall and sometimes others would show up (not too many) and good times were had by all.
this is how the schedule usually went.. 8pm: arrive at the community centre.
8:05pm: scope the room.
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Can Anyone Identify the Brother on the...........
by IslandWoman incover of the october 15, 1997 watchtower?
he is bending down watching a child reaching out to ducks in a lake.
i am unable to scan the picture so hopefully someone who has the 1997 watchtower volume can identify this brother for me?.
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Waygooder64
She heard he was the only brother who did`nt wash windows or clean carpets for a living......
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I finally got my tattoo...
by Princess inas a surprise for my husbands birthday, i got this tattoo.
the picture is kind of blurry, it was hard to take!.
i know i said i was going to get it on my posterior, but i wanted to be able to see it!
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Waygooder64
Cool!what is your hubbys name? My contact lenses keep steaming up......
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Evil Knevils last greatest stunt..
by Waygooder64 inevil knevil announced his last greatest stunt..he is gonna jump across the vatican dressed as an alter-boy....
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Waygooder64
Evil Knevil announced his last greatest stunt..He is gonna jump across the Vatican dressed as an alter-boy....
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Deep Thoughts
by WildTurkey indeep thought .
last night i played a blank tape at full blast.
the mime next door went nuts.
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Waygooder64
If you are driving in space in your car at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on will it do any good?
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Reasons why we hate JW's (as an org)
by ashitaka inmy first reason is the fact that i was being controlled through the jw social structure, and having to fight to do anything....even whether to wear a tie or not.
the preoccupation with appearance was so debilitating; that was all i was ever concerned with.
and, as i'm not attractive, good in sports, or a conformist, i had very few friends.
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Do you remember the rumour floating around about lecithin and it being in chocolate bars and it was really a blood product? That little bit of JW "fact" made the rounds for years and it seemed everyone fell for it.I remember my Mom rubbernecking all the wrappers on all the candy bars we ate and telling us how she heard it was really a blood byproduct... demonized snickers bar?
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Reasons why we hate JW's (as an org)
by ashitaka inmy first reason is the fact that i was being controlled through the jw social structure, and having to fight to do anything....even whether to wear a tie or not.
the preoccupation with appearance was so debilitating; that was all i was ever concerned with.
and, as i'm not attractive, good in sports, or a conformist, i had very few friends.
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Waygooder64
Xenu,Elohim sounds like quite the dude,but can he pat his head and rub his belly at the same time?
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Reasons why we hate JW's (as an org)
by ashitaka inmy first reason is the fact that i was being controlled through the jw social structure, and having to fight to do anything....even whether to wear a tie or not.
the preoccupation with appearance was so debilitating; that was all i was ever concerned with.
and, as i'm not attractive, good in sports, or a conformist, i had very few friends.
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Waygooder64
What the hell is a "Elohim"? And if you are gonna talk about the WTS they hate to be called "Jehovahs".As in "hey man, saw you in the hall during the national anthem are you a Jehovah?
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Statement That All should Read!
by U.2.K. injehovah was peace before he made "man", jehovah was peace after he made "man", and jehovah still is peace, so why do we continue to fight?
people who engage in violence/war are foolish, and they knoweth nothing, cause if they knoweth anything they would'nt fight.
when people go to war, they is not killing their enemies, they are only killing more & more of god's children, for the simply fact that we all is god's children...millions fight over lands, but as i mention before this life is not suppose what it's suppose to be, visions of the earthly paradise that was plan from the beginning was jehovah plan, in reality, all of mankind is suppose to enjoy each other visits, from one part of the earth, to other.. why you be so ignorant of the visions of the armageddon messiah?
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Waygooder64
"Hooked on Phonics", look into it...
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exjw terminology
by Marilyn ini get a lot of laughs from the deviations that you guys come up with.
some one from the uk started calling it the troof, which cracked me up.
the other day i saw kingdumb hall.
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Waygooder64
LB,I`m glad I posted something that you did`nt find offensive! LOLOL I still stick to the comments I made about Rosie O`Donnell and Rosanne though....Love your posts man!