YAY 4 VenDADDY!
*slaps and claps*
:p
i wake up today to hear that there's a group of exjw's that have been interviewed on a sydicated radio program this morning.
dad's back on hold to be invertviewed again.
it's kgo 8.10 san fransisco i'll see if i can find a link or something.
YAY 4 VenDADDY!
*slaps and claps*
:p
from the australian bureau of statistics.
3 australians die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.. 142 australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.. 58 australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of.
screwdrivers.. 31 australians have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.. 19 australians have died in the last 3 years by eating christmas.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
DUM DUM DUM!!
heheheheh!!! loved those stats, as an Aussie i would like take this opportunity to share a friends adventure with a disposable camera.
She had been on a holiday for a few weeks with family, using her disposable camera to take happy snaps. Only to find out she had taken pictures of side of her head becuase she had the camera around thw wrong way...
Any to create a balance of abuse here.. This girl was American.. lol
P.S. The Aussie stats didn't communicate the high number of australians that still pick there noses, and of the whole number 25% have admitted to picking to the point of bleeding.
** KIDS DONT TRY THIS AT HOME **
happy monday!.
had no price tag.
much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
Using my advanced power of male sensitivity, I Somehow, im sensing some sort of anger towards men. ALL i can say is the real head we think with is to small to hold a brain of human size. SO what so you expect..
I love the jokes, so keep em up.
Take care all.