Mega, I don't have enough class to be on Jerry Springer.
WildTurkey
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Battle of the Sexes
by WildTurkey inthe last 11 things any man would ever say:
i think barry manilow is one cool motherf***er.
while i'm up, can i get you a beer?
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Battle of the Sexes
by WildTurkey inthe last 11 things any man would ever say:
i think barry manilow is one cool motherf***er.
while i'm up, can i get you a beer?
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WildTurkey
Oh Jan, dont worry even if she holds out, I have a good magazine collection.
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Battle of the Sexes
by WildTurkey inthe last 11 things any man would ever say:
i think barry manilow is one cool motherf***er.
while i'm up, can i get you a beer?
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Oh BTW, so you guys don't kick me out of the HE-Man club, I only watched Thelma and Louise cause I thought I was going to get sex out of it.
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Battle of the Sexes
by WildTurkey inthe last 11 things any man would ever say:
i think barry manilow is one cool motherf***er.
while i'm up, can i get you a beer?
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Ok Ill step up and listen to Barry Mannilow, but Dede you have to step up with the oral sex!!!!!!!!!!!
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Battle of the Sexes
by WildTurkey inthe last 11 things any man would ever say:
i think barry manilow is one cool motherf***er.
while i'm up, can i get you a beer?
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WildTurkey
The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
- I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf***er.
- While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Her tits are just too big.
- Sometimes I just want to be held.
- That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
- Sure I'd love to wear a condom!
- We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
- F*** Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
- I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions
- No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again.
The Perfect Day According to ... HIM
10:00am Wake up 10:02am Oral sex 10:15am Big breakfast 11:30am Drive up the coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde with big jugs 2:15pm Enormous lunch 3:00pm Oral sex 3:15pm Play sports with the guys 4:00pm Drink beer with guys 6:00pm Meet Claudia Schiffer 6:10pm Oral sex 6:25pm Huge dinner, more beer 11:00pm Full on, get down, gorilla sex The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:
- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
- Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one.
- Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
- This diamond is way too big!
- I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.
- I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
- Wow, it really is 14 inches!
- Does this make my butt look too small?
- I'm wrong, you must be right again.
The Perfect Day According to ... HER
8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00am 5 pounds lighter on the scale 9:30am Light breakfast 11:00am Sunbathe 12:00pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:30pm Shopping 2:30pm Run into boyfriends ex, notice she's gained 30 pounds 3:00pm Facial massage and nap 7:30pm Candle light dinner for two and dancing 10:00pm Make love 11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked, with beer.... -
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For Windchaser, who lost her son
by Cassiline inhello all i am posting this for windchaser a fellow board member, 17 years ago today she lost her son to death.
she is need of a little support and warmth.
((((((((((((( windchaser )))))))))))))).
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WildTurkey
(((((((((((Dottie)))))))))) Im sorry for your pain.
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College For Dubbies
by Valis inmy colleague sixofnine suggested the other day that i write a book for xjws about going and getting into college.
i really like the idea and thought what i would do is have an ask and answer thread about college to give me some ideas about what it is folks might want to know.
so ask away and i'll do my best to answer your questions.
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WildTurkey
Hey Valis, I hear they make you get your hair cut before you go to college, is this true?
Would like to know the average cost of going.
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Dallas Apostaparty
by Jim_TX inwell, i just got in from a long weekend spent in dallas, tx.. there wuz an 'apostafest' gathering held there - and it wuz a blast!.
i think an informal head count would put total attendance at around 35 - 40 folks there.
(no one was designated as 'attendant', so no official count was taken.).
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WildTurkey
Damn sure looking foward to it Eman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dallas Apostaparty
by Jim_TX inwell, i just got in from a long weekend spent in dallas, tx.. there wuz an 'apostafest' gathering held there - and it wuz a blast!.
i think an informal head count would put total attendance at around 35 - 40 folks there.
(no one was designated as 'attendant', so no official count was taken.).
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WildTurkey
HEY!!!!! That was your fault XenaW lol
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Dallas Apostaparty
by Jim_TX inwell, i just got in from a long weekend spent in dallas, tx.. there wuz an 'apostafest' gathering held there - and it wuz a blast!.
i think an informal head count would put total attendance at around 35 - 40 folks there.
(no one was designated as 'attendant', so no official count was taken.).
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WildTurkey
Hey Jim, it was great to meet you, I had a great time, dude you should have took advantage of the slap that NotPerfectYet gave you, she wanted you man, didnt I tell you I would hook you up.lol
Valis rocks, and ty Brother for putting up with me, by the way you bruised my ass man, lol now you explain that shit to everyone!
I made some great friends and hope we can hook up again, the women were so fine and the guys were cool as hell. Food was great Valis is one badass cook.
Wish some other folks could have made it there like XenaW, Scootergirl, Star, Pretender, Joy and 2laws, and so many more here on the board. It would have been cool to have JanH there but hell there has got to be a law against putting to many wild ass ppl together.
Yall are great and next party has to be here in Louisiana!!!!!!!!!!!