I was Eeyore, the pervert.
Windchaser
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EXCELLENT personality test
by MissyMoesGhost inhttp://test3.thespark.com/person/person.cgi
guru.
(submissive extrovert abstract feeler ).
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EXCELLENT personality test
by MissyMoesGhost inhttp://test3.thespark.com/person/person.cgi
guru.
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Oh, MY!!!!!!!!! Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.
What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.
It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.
It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.
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EXCELLENT personality test
by MissyMoesGhost inhttp://test3.thespark.com/person/person.cgi
guru.
(submissive extrovert abstract feeler ).
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Windchaser
our distinct personality, The Dreamer-Minstrel might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You can always see the "Silver Lining" to every dark and dreary cloud. Look at the bright side is your motto and understanding why everything happens for the best is your goal. You are the positive optimist of the world who provides the hope for all humankind. There is nothing so terrible that you can not find some good within it. On the positive side, you are spontaneous, charismatic, idealistic and empathic. On the negative side, you may be a sentimental dreamer who is emotionally impractical. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms.Edited by - windchaser on 27 July 2002 1:10:45
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EXCELLENT personality test
by MissyMoesGhost inhttp://test3.thespark.com/person/person.cgi
guru.
(submissive extrovert abstract feeler ).
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Windchaser
MENTOR (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Thinker )
Like just 6% of the population you are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.
The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.
You're the reason that people say "teachers are also students." You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.
You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse. -
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really interesting quiz take this one
by MissyMoesGhost inwow omg creepy accurate
http://www.colorquiz.com / .
your existing situation .
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Your Existing Situation
Active, but feels that insufficient progress or reward is being made for the effort exerted.
Your Stress Sources
Has an unsatisfied need to ally herself with others whose standards are as high as her own, and to stand out from
the herd. This desire for preeminence isolates her and inhibits her readiness to give herself freely. While she wants
to surrender and let herself go, she regards this as a weakness which must be resisted. This self-restraint, she feels,
will lift her above the rank and file and ensure recognition as a unique and distinctive personality.Your Restrained Characteristics
Circumstances are such that she feels forced to compromise for the time being if she is to avoid being cut off from
affection or from full participation.The situation is preventing her from establishing herself, but she feels she must make the best of things as they are.
Clings to her belief that her hopes and ideas are realistic, but needs encouragement and reassurance. Applies very
exacting standards to her choice of a partner and wants guarantees against loss or disappointment.Your Desired Objective
Longs for a tender and sympathetic bond and for a situation of idealized harmony. Has an imperative need for
tenderness and affection. Susceptible to anything esthetic.Your Actual Problem
Greatly impressed by the unique, by originality, and by individuals of outstanding characteristics. Tries to emulate
the characteristics she admires and to display originality in her own personality. -
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Karm-O-Meter
by MissyMoesGhost inhttp://www.randomhouse.com/features/lawoflove/karm.html.
you've passed the karmic challenge.. love and happiness will soon be yours.. you have proven that your heart.
and soul are suitably evolved.. you are ready to meet your soulmate.
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I have fared well but am still somewhat
karmically challenged. I must live through
one more life before I am united with my soulmate. Alas... -
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Please welcome this new member..... thanks
by LyinEyes ini just wanted to introduce you all to a new member, he goes by the name of pretender.
he made his first post today, and i am hoping he will continue to come in.
he is a wonderful person and he has alot to offer.
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Welcome, Pretender! Looking forward to reading your posts.
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George Costanza's 10 commandments for working hard
by Windchaser innever walk without a document in your hands.
people with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.
people with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria.
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Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.Use computers to look busy
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught -- your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.Voice Mail
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.Looking Impatient and Annoyed
According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.Leave the office late
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.Creative Sighing for Effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.Stacking Strategy
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).Build Vocabulary
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.MOST IMPORTANT:
DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!Words to live by!
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The Sun's Transit of Leo
by MrMoe inwell, the sun is now in leo, and it just so happens the ruler of leo is... the sun!
so, this will have a large effect on many people's emotions and passions (if you buy into astrology.
july 23-august 23: the sun's transit of leo
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" ...this lunar energy also gives us the mental stamina and courage necessary
for letting go of those relationships that bring us nothing but aggravation
and despair.Full Moons are all about climax, about a turning point after
which nothing is ever the same. During this Moon phase, then, you may
suddenly realize how much time you've wasted on a lost cause. Especially
affected by this transit will be Ariens/Taureans born April 19-24,
Cancers/Leos born July 21-27, Libras/Scorpios born October 22-27 and
Capricorns/Aquarians born January 19-24."I was born on October 22 and this is sooo true! Thanks, MrMoe!
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STUPID ELDERS AND CIRCUIT OVERSEERS
by minimus inhow many stupid elders and co's have you known???
years ago, one co used to stop at music stores so that he could sit behind a piano and play beethoven.this was during field service!
i knew of a stupid elder that knew a father who had been an elder and was deleted for immorality with his daughters, and this stupid elder wanted to recommend him to be an elder again!!!
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ugg, you don't have to answer. Are you still with your elder husband?
our distinct personality, The Dreamer-Minstrel might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You can always see the "Silver Lining" to every dark and dreary cloud. Look at the bright side is your motto and understanding why everything happens for the best is your goal. You are the positive optimist of the world who provides the hope for all humankind. There is nothing so terrible that you can not find some good within it. On the positive side, you are spontaneous, charismatic, idealistic and empathic. On the negative side, you may be a sentimental dreamer who is emotionally impractical. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms.