Taunting JW's....sex...illegal drugs...watching PG 13, R, X movies...listening to hard rock N rap music if I wanna....Dirty Dancing....celebrating holidays....saying DAMN...oh and GOD DAMN IT...the list just goes on and on......
Posts by Xena
-
33Favorite Activity Since Leaving The Borg
by tyydyy injust about everyone i have talked to has started doing some different activities since leaving the borg.
just out of curiousity what would be your favorite activity?.
mine is flag football.
-
-
-
24
WOL tightened security
by Moxy inall new registrants must be referals now.
and the contemplations forum where the only really interesting stuff ever is (e.g.
the 'free to remarry' thread) is being made private.
-
-
Xena
aaahhhh a challenge.....
-
91
WHAT`s YOUR FAVORITE BEER!
by OUTLAW ini like molson canadian,except when i`m out of the country.then i only drink imported beer...molson canadian.
-
-
Xena
Anyone else here ever try making their own beer...we did it a couple of times...a dark ale..came out pretty good
hhhmm maybe we could bottle it....
-
17
Blow Out
by LittleToe inwhat's the most impressive way you've seen someone da themselves?.
alternatively, if you had your time again, how would you have done it?.
(not that i'm inciting to riot, officer, honest!
-
-
Xena
Would be cool if you had any "dirt" on some of the prominent ones in the cong...spilling it on the platform....watching them scatter like roaches when you turn the light on...
-
12
Jehovah Cancels New System Because of UN Stuff
by ISP inreuters.... in a surprise development today, jehovah, the god of the christian fundamentalist sect 'jehovah's witnesses' made a statement about the recent controversy regarding the watchtower bible and tract society(wts) and its ngo status.
the 'wts' has now dissassociated itself from its previous ngo connection but had held such a position for the past 9 years or so.
'i've had enough' said the diety, 'i just don't know what i am supposed to do with these people.
-
-
Xena
ISP may I bow down and do an act of worship to you???
Brilliant!
-
1
Redneck Church
by Xena inthought this was amusing.... you might be in a redneck church if... .
people ask, when jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
the pastor says, "i'd like to ask bubba to help take up the offering," then five guys and two women stand up.
-
-
Xena
Thought this was amusing...
You might be in a REDNECK Church if...
People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," then five guys and two women stand up.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale".
In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
Baptism is referred to as "branding".
There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.
Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, ya hear?" (sometimes accompanied by a banjo)
-
91
WHAT`s YOUR FAVORITE BEER!
by OUTLAW ini like molson canadian,except when i`m out of the country.then i only drink imported beer...molson canadian.
-
-
Xena
Dos Equis or Tecate with a lime and/or lime salt...in a chilled mug...
-
3
For the Girls
by Angharad inas my dear hubby insists on posting things about women.
we can get our own back.. q. why are blonde jokes so short?
a. so men can remember them.
-
-
Xena
now this is something I can get into....
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
A: His wife is good at picking out clothes.Q: What do men and tile floors have in common?
A: If you lay them well, you can walk on them for years.Q: Why do men like masturbation?
A: It's sex with someone they love.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A: His body.And last but not least....
Q: What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A: "My wife says..."lol wow that felt really good....
-
-
-
Xena
Austin, Texas
-
2
Something nice, I hope
by ashitaka ini just wanted to post something peaceful.
there is so much horror and anger on this site (rightfully so), i just wanted to make a kind contribution.. .
my heart is no longer heavy,.
-
-
Xena
Thank you ash! That is beautiful...