Kingdumb Hall (I liked that!) of Jehovah's Witlesses (I probably totally spelled that wrong...lol)
Posts by Xena
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23How to spot a Kingdumb Hall...
by ISP inwell the dubs were told in no uncertain terms........... *** km 1/90 8 identifying kingdom halls ***.
identifying kingdom halls.
1 each kingdom hall should be clearly identified by an appropriate sign that reads: kingdom hall of jehovahs witnesses.. .
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What Should I Do (JW that Mentions Birthday)?
by Free Eagle ini have become somewhat friendly with a jw lady (i am also a woman and have gotten to know her over the past four years).
i am unsure of her status in the religion.
i am not a jw but have educated myself regarding jw customs, etc.... in conversation we found we were born in the same month, and she told me when her birthday was.
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Xena
She is lucky to have a friend like you Free!
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Why Not Render Your Gender?
by Englishman inever been in a situation where you start to feel a certain affinity with a poster?.
i have, quite recently i began to take particular notice of one posters writings, and i thought to myself - 'that fella has got his head screwed on!'.
a week or so later said "fella" made a reference to her husband!
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Xena
Yikes I can't believe I almost missed this opportunity to see E-man's uuummm what are you going to show me??? lol I wasn't around this summer...please please do show me
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The Apostate Version of "Little Red Ridin...
by Mindchild inthe apostate version of "little red riding hood" by a horny apostate wolf.... once upon a time, near the edge of the watchtower farm, lived a young sister and her witness mother.. one day the mother made a beautiful hood for the young sister out of a piece of lovely red silk, and the young sister wore the red hood whenever she went door to door.. she was soon known by everyone in the local congregation as "little red riding sister.".
little red riding sisters worldly grandma lived at a nearby community, all by herself.. one time when little red riding sisters mother had baked some lovely cookies, little red riding sister asked her mother if she might take some to grandma and use this as an opportunity to witness to her.. mamma put the little red bonnet on the young sisters head and filled the basket with fresh cookies and watch towers and awakes.. little red riding sister skipped through her neighborhood toward her grandmother's house.
she stopped at a nearby internet cafe to find an online card to send her grandma, as she knew grandma spent all day playing on her computer.. many beautiful websites flitted across her path in her search for an e-card and little red riding sister went investigating them.. she did not try to find any un-theocratic sites, though, for that would have displeased her local body of elders, and they could be very mean when they were upset.. there were so many sites though to choose from and she just needed a little advice on where to find a cool card for grandma and she decided to try jehovah-witness.com expecting to see helpful brothers and sisters with good ideas for e-cards.. instead, a apostate wolf quickly answered her post and began to talk to her.. "where are you going, little red riding sister?
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Xena
Cool Skipper, count me in
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One Crazy Stinky Monkey
by think41self inok, i apologize if you've already seen this, but i think it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen in the animal kingdom!.
pay attention to the expression on the monkey's face.
http://www.gotlaughs.com/movies/monkey.cfm.
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Xena
lol..gross think!!!! you need a spanking for that one!!!!
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The Apostate Version of "Little Red Ridin...
by Mindchild inthe apostate version of "little red riding hood" by a horny apostate wolf.... once upon a time, near the edge of the watchtower farm, lived a young sister and her witness mother.. one day the mother made a beautiful hood for the young sister out of a piece of lovely red silk, and the young sister wore the red hood whenever she went door to door.. she was soon known by everyone in the local congregation as "little red riding sister.".
little red riding sisters worldly grandma lived at a nearby community, all by herself.. one time when little red riding sisters mother had baked some lovely cookies, little red riding sister asked her mother if she might take some to grandma and use this as an opportunity to witness to her.. mamma put the little red bonnet on the young sisters head and filled the basket with fresh cookies and watch towers and awakes.. little red riding sister skipped through her neighborhood toward her grandmother's house.
she stopped at a nearby internet cafe to find an online card to send her grandma, as she knew grandma spent all day playing on her computer.. many beautiful websites flitted across her path in her search for an e-card and little red riding sister went investigating them.. she did not try to find any un-theocratic sites, though, for that would have displeased her local body of elders, and they could be very mean when they were upset.. there were so many sites though to choose from and she just needed a little advice on where to find a cool card for grandma and she decided to try jehovah-witness.com expecting to see helpful brothers and sisters with good ideas for e-cards.. instead, a apostate wolf quickly answered her post and began to talk to her.. "where are you going, little red riding sister?
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Xena
ROTFL very good Mind!!! But I want a REALLY happy ending.....Red and her hot apostate wolf shacked up...invited the other apostates over and they had a very nice apostate orgy!
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Let's have some honest answers
by chappy inok all you ex's, be honest.
do you ever have that little voice pop in your head and say "what if - just what if they're right?".
it happens to me on occasion and i've been totally out for years.
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Xena
Every now and them...like when things go really bad for me...there is that instant I wonder..."Am I being punished for leaving?" but then I realize that even when I was JW I had hard times..this is nothing different. And I have to admit it seems to be getting less and less the further and further I get away from their teachings and the more I learn to live and accept responsibility for my own actions without blaming God or anyone else
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Why Not Render Your Gender?
by Englishman inever been in a situation where you start to feel a certain affinity with a poster?.
i have, quite recently i began to take particular notice of one posters writings, and i thought to myself - 'that fella has got his head screwed on!'.
a week or so later said "fella" made a reference to her husband!
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Xena
hhhhhmmm E-Man those sound like some pretty BIG feet...so is it true what they say about the size of a man's feet and his...you know????
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Two sex questions
by Seeker4 inok, have had enough to drink tonight so i will toss these two questions out.
will discuss this a bit more tomorrow.. 1. how many of you had sex outside of your marriage after leaving the witnesses?
provide whatever details about how and why that you're comfortable with.. 2. funny question: had a friend write me today that probably more jws per capita enjoyed oral sex the night they read it was a "conscience matter" than any other group in the us.
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Xena
technical "Clinton" form of sex
lol gimme a break [8&>]<-----ok this is supposed to be the rolling eyes icon..
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What Should I Do (JW that Mentions Birthday)?
by Free Eagle ini have become somewhat friendly with a jw lady (i am also a woman and have gotten to know her over the past four years).
i am unsure of her status in the religion.
i am not a jw but have educated myself regarding jw customs, etc.... in conversation we found we were born in the same month, and she told me when her birthday was.
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Xena
She might be living a double life...JW when she is with them and (excuse the term) "worldly" when she is with you. It is great she feels comfortable enough with you to be open...I would encourage her in this...who knows maybe she will eventually decided to give up the JW side of her life forever! And believe me that would be a GOOD thing!!