Posts by xenawarrior

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I'm out of this apostate site...

by ScoobySnax in

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nahhhh..................not really, reading here is far too much fun!....inactive?....yes.

a troll?....if you say so.......a twat?.....sometimes..........please feed me i'm hungry.. lol.

come on forum brothers and sisters this site goes round and around in circles, there's only so many times you can talk about "your worst meeting" "kingdom melodies i hate that i can replace rude words too" "bill bowen is worse/better than ray" " the circa 1949 wt says...." "i'm outta the borg(tm)" "your favourite witness?.....i hated them all" and my favourite..."hello newbie, you're amongst friends here, we look forward to your posts", but don't you dare, ever ever step out of line and not tow the ex line here, after all we're the enlightened ones now and we'll trash you without any understanding/concern"........this site has become a cult in itself, agreement at the kh is called brainwashing, agreement here is applauded, unless you disagree (no dissention in the ranks allowed) and on and on...........quit the judgement of others you say you struggled hard to escape from and hated, we're all humans looking at the end of the day for answers.

xenawarrior

I'd like to buy a vowel.....

XW

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Celebrity Look-alikes on JWD

by nilfun in

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when i was a jw kid, one of the ways we amused ourselves at assemblies, conventions, and the local kh was to play "spot the celebrity".

fortunately for us, the joyful throngs of jehovah's people were brimming with celebrity look-alikes, so we were able to enjoy many upbuilding sessions of "spot the celebrity".

here are some celebrities i have spotted on jwd.

xenawarrior

ROTFLMAO @ COMF

XW

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Would You Date This Man?

by Windchaser in

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can you see this pic?

if so, would you date this man?

xenawarrior

Well yeah, but I have questions-

What is up with his eyes? Is he possessed by demons? Not saying that will change my mind - I've dated demonized men before, but it is good info to have.

And who is the woman in the pic? Did he cut her out of the pic or did you windy? This is needed info too cuz there is always the potential for more demons there.

Just the facts maam.

Glad you were able to open this up cuz up till now the old rule applied: "never date an X"

XW

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I'm 40 today----YIKES!!!

by BoozeRunner in

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well, here i am....the big 40!!!

hey, this aint so bad.. boozy

xenawarrior

Happy Birthday Boozerunner!!!!

And many more!!!!

XW

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From the archives: "Stupid Insurance"

by xenawarrior in

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funny story:.

my brother was living with me several years back.

he had changed the oil in his car and instead of disposing of the used oil, he set the pan of it atop the freezer in the garage.

xenawarrior

Funny story:

My brother was living with me several years back. He had changed the oil in his car and instead of disposing of the used oil, he set the pan of it atop the freezer in the garage. We were having party one day and he opened the freezer door and yep- the pan came down on his head. Ruined a new pair of jeans, tennies socks etc. Plus, quite the mess. He is an extremely intelligent person and I told him- hey that was really stupid- you don't usually do stupid things like that and now look at what it's going to cost to replace those items ruined. I came up with "Stupid Insurance" I told him that if he had coverage, he could file a claim for being stupid and they'd pay for the replacement of his clothing. We also decided that rates and deductibles would be determined by how stupid that person might be. People who aren't normally stupid but have the occasional blunder would have lower rates and deductibles. We decided that the only way to determine this would be to query friends and relatives about the level of stupidity of each applicant. Here is the Stupid Insurance Reference Form:

Inane, Inc.

1425 Wacko Dr.

Cleveland OH, 32119

Applicants Name:______________________________________________________________________________

The above named individual has applied for a Stupid Insurance Policy with our company and has listed you as a reference. In order for us to effectively determine his/her eligibility for coverage and determine deductibles and premium rates, we need information about the applicant from you. Please complete this form and return it to our office. Please return this form promptly- the applicant is probably out there right now being stupid without the proper coverage.

1. Do you know this person?______yes______no. If you answered no to this question, do not

answer any further questions. The applicant obviously has no idea who he/she knows or

doesnt know and therefore qualifies for coverage. If you answered yes continue with the

rest of the questions.

2. How long have you known this person_________________________________________

3. Have you ever witnessed or know about anything stupid this person has done in the

past 5 years? Please explain:_______________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________________

____________________________________________________________________________________

4. Did you participate in anything stupid this person has done in the past 3 years?

____yes____no. If you answered yes and are not currently covered by a Stupid

Insurance Policy through another company, please complete the enclosed application

for coverage. Be sure to list 3 references and their addresses.

5. Check off any of the following words which may describe the applicant. (check as many

as apply)

_____senseless _____brainless _____idiotic _____witless _____absurd _____ridiculous _____scatterbrained _____addled _____misguided _____imbecile _____moronic _____touched _____incoherent _____asinine _____flighty _____cuckoo _____boneheaded _____batty _____cockeyed _____baked

_____muddled _____scorched _____loony _____whacko _____fried _____cracked _____foolish _____inept _____stupefied _____doltish

If you would check off more than 9 of the above for yourself, again, you may qualify for

your own coverage. Be sure to fill out the enclosed Stupid Insurance application form.

Dont delay, you could be paid for being stupid.

6. In your opinion, is there any reason to believe that the applicant will cease their

stupidity within the next year?____yes____no Within the next ten years?____yes____no

Within their lifetime?____yes___no

7. In your opinion, is there any way to control the applicants stupidity without heavy

medication? ____yes____no_____no, not without killing them.

8. Does this person often use phrases such as I just dont understand why these things are

always happening to me, or Why should I turn my directional light on, the car knows

where its going?

9. When you are having a conversation with this person do they sometimes look comatose?

____yes____no_____I cant tell, they always look that way.

10. Would you let the applicant drive your car?____yes___no

11. Does the applicant have any children who you feel may need coverage

____yes____no____he/she had children but lost them in the mall one day.

12. Do you have any reason to believe that the stupidity exhibited by the applicant is an act?

_____yes_____no_____absolutely not.

13. Does the applicant wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle? ____yes____no ____yes, bu

he/she leaves it on even when not riding the cycle _____yes, the applicant wears a helmet

but never rides a motorcycle.

14. Does the applicant have difficulty setting their clocks when the time changes twice per

year? _____yes_____no_____the time changes twice per year????

15. What kind of grasp on life does the applicant have?

_____Seems to deal with it alright; when he/she is asleep.

_____Hasnt got a clue.

_____Without heavy medication; this person should be avoided at all cost.

_____If you are going to deal with this person, you should take medication also.

Thank You for your time and the information you have provided on our applicant. Your

answers will be most helpful in our decision making process.

Again, if you were prompted by an earlier question to complete an application of

your own, please enclose it with this reference sheet and we will process it as soon as we can.

If you have any questions about these forms or Inane, Inc., please keep them to yourself.

If you really must contact us, our toll free number is (800) 555-DUMB. If there is anyone

you know who is in need of Stupid Insurance, we would appreciate any referrals.

At Inane Inc., our motto is STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

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Anyone using my name is not me.

by refiners fire in

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i only post here under one name, refiners fire.. i only use that name on one webite, this one, any one posting as refiner on any other website is not me.

not that its important, but i just thought id state this formally.

those who want to be offended by the comments of "refiners fire" at other websites will have to be so, unfortunately.

xenawarrior

Ginger isn't Ginger anymore, Ginger is Mary Ann. Mary Ann isn't Mary Ann anymore, she's the Professor, The Professor isn't the Professor anymore, he's Mrs. Howell.................

XW

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OMG!! Happy tears, thank you XenaW..wow

by LyinEyes in

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xenaw,,,,,,,,, i am in totally tears right now.. i got your package ups today.

i honestly don' t remember the last time i had such a wonderful gift sent to me from a friend.

i feel truly blessed and god, i just want to hop on a plane and hugs you to death.

xenawarrior

OMG- Dede- you made ME cry! Thank you so much. I had soooo much fun gathering all of that. Hope you enjoy it!!!

And tell WT the Green Bay Packer ornament is not a projectile

Love you guys!!!!

XW

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parental advice needed.......

by scootergirl in

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i have a son who is in th 4th grade.

he is a "bigger boy"......his father is 6'2" and i am 5'10".

james is very tall for his age and is also slightly overweight.

xenawarrior

Scooter:

Are there any pictures available of what James' Dad looked like from 4th grade to when his body changed? It might help James to see that it really will change. Yes, he'll still have to wait but it may help him to actually see that things for him will change.

And yes, I would suggest talking to the folks at the school. This kind of thing can escalate into something pretty ugly and it may be avoidable. Perhaps these other kids' parents aren't aware that their children are treating another child this way. I can tell you that if the school ever had to call me and tell me that my daughter was treating others this way, there would be consequences for her. If the parents aren't made aware, they cannot deal with the behavior of their children.

I had a situation when my daughter was in 1st grade and walking the few blocks to her day care home after school every day. She came home with a big scratch on her on her cheekbone. I asked her what happened and she told me that this "bigger kid" threw an ice ball at her. An inch difference and her eye would have been damaged. This wasn't a snowball fight. So I marched over to the kid's house and the Dad came to the door and the kid confessed. After some calm discussion with the boy about how easily he could have severly harmed my daughter, the Dad assured me that he would take care of the situation and by the look on the kid's face, I could tell he would. And he did.

My 145 cents

XW

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