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  Super Bowl Predictions

  by WildTurkey in

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  im a huge cowboy fan but i dont think they will make it to the super bowl, damn sure would love to be wrong.

  ok here is who i think as of right now pittsburgh stealers and san francisco 49ers and god i hate them both, well thats my pick how about you?

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  xenawarrior

  *Slips a Brett Favre Jersey on dubla*

  Well Heaven, we don't want to distract him too much, let's go shopping and leave him to watching his Packer game(s).

  *Straightens dubla's cheeshead hat on her way out*
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  Super Bowl Predictions

  by WildTurkey in

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  im a huge cowboy fan but i dont think they will make it to the super bowl, damn sure would love to be wrong.

  ok here is who i think as of right now pittsburgh stealers and san francisco 49ers and god i hate them both, well thats my pick how about you?

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  xenawarrior

  Heaven, I think he'd look really nice with some green and gold face paint don't you? Dubla, I hope the duct tape isn't too binding. And how is the volume on that television set?? Need it louder? *turns up the tv*

  XW
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  Super Bowl Predictions

  by WildTurkey in

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  im a huge cowboy fan but i dont think they will make it to the super bowl, damn sure would love to be wrong.

  ok here is who i think as of right now pittsburgh stealers and san francisco 49ers and god i hate them both, well thats my pick how about you?

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  xenawarrior

  yep!!! Oh, and wraps some Packer beads around dubla's neck, props him up in a chair in front of a television playing continuous Packer games.

  XW
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  Super Bowl Predictions

  by WildTurkey in

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  im a huge cowboy fan but i dont think they will make it to the super bowl, damn sure would love to be wrong.

  ok here is who i think as of right now pittsburgh stealers and san francisco 49ers and god i hate them both, well thats my pick how about you?

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  xenawarrior

  grabs some duct tape (cuz we use that for everything up here) and ties dubla up.........

  XW
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  Favorite Monty Python Sketch?

  by Bendrr in

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  maybe this one has been done before.. what's your favorite monty python sketch?.

  mike.

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  xenawarrior

  But I don't like Spam!!!!

  oh and yes, love the Dead Parrot one too

  XW
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  A Question To All You Women Out There

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  your partner gets home from work, and he's in a shitty mood.

  he kicks the cat (twice) and the doors are hanging off their hinges.

  1. say: did you have a bad day at the office, dear?.

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  xenawarrior

  *while Francois is running out the door, I run over to his house, grab his cat and bring it over to Spanner's house and drop it off, cuz if Spanner 
  stays in a bad mood, he'll run out of cats soon*

  Better yet, bring the cat over to Moe's and let her put him to good use!!

  XW
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  A Question To All You Women Out There

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  your partner gets home from work, and he's in a shitty mood.

  he kicks the cat (twice) and the doors are hanging off their hinges.

  1. say: did you have a bad day at the office, dear?.

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  xenawarrior

  Francois:

  Women are like that, yes they are.

  boys are dumb.........

  XW
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  A Question To All You Women Out There

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  your partner gets home from work, and he's in a shitty mood.

  he kicks the cat (twice) and the doors are hanging off their hinges.

  1. say: did you have a bad day at the office, dear?.

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  xenawarrior

  Why of course Spanner- happy to help...

  First I'd hand him the beer and the newspaper and the television remote I have waiting for him every day; dressed in my most sluttish outfit of the week. The I'd get my toolbox out and fix the door. Along the way, I'd kick the cat (three times for pissing my man off) and go back into the kitchen where I belong and finish the gourmet meal I'm preparing for him. While dinner is cooking, I'd check in several times to see if his beer needs refreshing and I might massage his feet a little because he's had such a hard day. Then I'd serve him dinner and clean up the kitchen and present myself to him and ask "What kind of sex would you like tonight dear?"

  Yup, that's what I would do....

  XW
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  A Question to all men out there

  by sunshineToo in

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  let's say you are out with your girlfriend/wife for a nice lunch in a nice restaurant.

  then, all of sudden she is in pain!!!

  well, she is having her monthly thing.

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  xenawarrior

  Spanner-

  Silly rabbit, you can't "request" a thwack!!!

  Lin gave me a slap on the head a while back, but I was asleep at the time so I didn't feel it

  Ya know what they say---- Snooze ya lose!!

  XW, of the "still thinks boys are dumb" class
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  A Question to all men out there

  by sunshineToo in

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  let's say you are out with your girlfriend/wife for a nice lunch in a nice restaurant.

  then, all of sudden she is in pain!!!

  well, she is having her monthly thing.

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  xenawarrior

  Simon:

  *thwack*

  Angharad said I could

  XW