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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.

Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said.

Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a new film on condition that he pass a drug test every day prior to his departure.

Carney said the actor's failed attempt to fake his drug test results came on the first day of the new requirement.

The actor is required to undergo random drug tests as a condition of probation for his convictions on separate charges of methamphetamine possession and beating his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.

During Thursday's proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.

Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body, and he was asked to remove his pants.

According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.

Carney said two drug tests on the days following the fake penis incident showed Sizemore had methamphetamine in his system.

During the hearing, Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California, and that he was an expectant father, Carney told Reuters.

But Baretto told Sizemore that his drug use was "out of control," adding, "I had hoped and wanted to see a positive performance."

© Reuters 2005. All Rights Reserved.

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Actor Tom Sizemore jailed for using fake penis

by xjw_b12 in

this is too bad.

i like this guy.

think he's a cool actor, but he is definately under the microscope....

xjw_b12

This is too bad. I like this guy. Think he's a cool actor, but he is definately under the microscope....

http://olympics.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=7608764

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TELL ME A STORY...

by under74 in

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i was just in hippi's "i'm back" thread and he can't come up with a story.

the story can be about anything.

it can be true or completely made up.

xjw_b12

Geez Dave I'm going to have to take a speed reading course to keep up with you. Maybe I'll wait for the ppaerback release

This short story is my contibution from the "What would a JW romance novel be like?" started by minimus a couple of years ago.

Of course I plagerized it from the Onion, and edited to fit the JW story line.

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Google's Gmail account....want one?

by cab1000 in

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i have 50 gmail invites.

if you would like one, just send me an email to [email protected].

xjw_b12

I was considering it, but hotmail upped their account to 250MB with 10MB attachment capacity.

david who is leary of learning renavigation

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emails about cheap meds available on line

by xjw_b12 in

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however this one i think i will order

click to enlarge

xjw_b12

However this one I think I will order

Click to enlarge

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DA-ing Announcement in the Society's New Book

by Mark in

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the society's new book 'organized to do jehovah's will', to be released in the congregations .

on the 20th of march, introduces a change in the df and da announcements.

announcements will read the same: "[name of person] is no longer one of jehovah's .

xjw_b12

I do not find it disturbing at all. I think it's fantastic.

As sunspot alluded too, if the reasons for expulsion are tightened, their numbers will drop, causing more and more active JWs to ask "what is going on here?

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Charles and Camilla to marry

by Fe2O3Girl in

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about time!.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/monarchy/story/0,2763,1409742,00.html.

xjw_b12

from a mans perspective I have to say....she is such an unattractive woman

Well franklinj, that where the expression "A Handsome Women" came from.

People who love each other should be able to marry and have a life together.

I agree, but is Charles capable of love? He seems such an unemotional person. But I'm sure he loves his mommy.

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TELL ME A STORY...

by under74 in

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friends

i was just in hippi's "i'm back" thread and he can't come up with a story.

the story can be about anything.

it can be true or completely made up.

xjw_b12

A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $15 bucks?"

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Charles and Camilla to marry

by Fe2O3Girl in

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about time!.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/monarchy/story/0,2763,1409742,00.html.

xjw_b12

Wow. I didn't think they allowed same sex marriages in Britain.

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