Electricity is more important than God

by onacruse 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    OK, so, don't blame me for this topic! Kate and I just happen to have an electrical engineer staying with us tonight, and he got me going on this; it's all his fault!!! LOL

    But, think about it: If, suddenly, for some reason, the "concept of God" was immediately obliterated from our minds, we would continue to exist--we would raise our crops, feed our children, warm our houses, etc.

    But what if electricity suddenly ceased to exist?

    1) Artificial lighting would cease to exist, and therefore virtually every multi-story building in the world would become unusable. Commerce would come to a screaching halt.

    2) Computers would stop, and ditto to 1);

    3) Electrical heating would cease, and therefore millions upon millions of people would die within days;

    4) Natural gas heating would also stop (since the pumps that distribute that gas are typically powered by electricity)...and ditto to 3);

    4) Water distribution (powered by electricity) would stop, and we would find ourselves looking for the nearest clean-water creek just to get enough water to drink for the day;

    5) Waste processing facilities would stop, and within a month most civilized countries would be over-run with communicable diseases like diptheria and typhoid;

    6) Emergency relief agencies would be immobilized: no planes could fly, no trucks could run...and none of the guns of the national guards or police would operate.

    I'm sure that others can offer additional examples.

    In real terms, electricity is more powerful important than God.

  • Valis
    Valis
    I just happen to have an electrical engineer staying with us tonight,

    Electricity is more important than God
    ehehe at least to Kate anyway! *LOL*

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    Hmmm... well I was gonna argue the point, but somehow don't have any idea where to start...

    Jean

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Leave it to Trav to twist a perfectly good topic into something sinister and sexually suggestive.

    One day we'll meet, and I'll twist your ugly little pin-head into such a pretzel that even President GW MBush (leader of the free world and glorious savior of mankind) won't be able to tell the difference between you and a cow pie.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Jean, just start with either the positive or negative terminal...each one works equally well.

  • Satanus
  • Satanus
  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior
    One day we'll meet, and I'll twist your ugly little pin-head into such a pretzel that even President GW MBush (leader of the free world and glorious savior of mankind) won't be able to tell the difference between you and a cow pie.

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz
    1) Artificial lighting would cease to exist, and therefore virtually every multi-story building in the world would become unusable.

    That's okay, I live in a one story building, and I could still watch television in the dark, so it's okay. Right?

    Jeannie

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    LMAO @ Satanus! Great pic!

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