Posts by Sparks

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Are you in hospital or on a sick-bed with a lap-top PC????????????

by Sparks in

hi, i`m sparks, .

i`m so sorry your stuck in hospital.i do hope your .

not in pain or too uncomfortable...???

Sparks

Snap..! The same thing happened to my father and I.But unfortunately theres just no-way to turn the clock back, and act differantly with high-insight. Please don`t blame yourself Valis, after-all it was a very stronge request from your Uncle to ask you to just go out and get him a Lap-top computer.Now had he asked you to go out and get him a bottl;e of wine or some-thing in the same price range, well then I would also be very upset or even agree with myself. I happen to know some VERY well-off people,but even for them to just re-place some-ones Lap-top computer after THEY had an accident with it,would be asking lot.Theres a film called " CIty Slicker`s " where an old cowboy,played by Jack Pelance, says "You City-foke, you worry about a lota shit don`t ya...!!!". I think we humans are inclined to get too side tracked from the real important things in life Valis, like how we love each other etc..by this moden world full of un-nessary THINGS, like cars, computers,DVD players etc..which have no love for us,thoughts or feelings.And while being side-tracked,we saddly start to take each other for granted.I`m positive your Uncle forgives you just as much as you forgive him Valis, and more importantly, He Loves you .just as much as you love him.I know one day you will both meet again and laugh at the whole thing....Valis,even a total prick like me knows your sorry and love your Uncle, so it is obvious that your Uncle Knows that also. Please don`t keep whipping your self over a silly incidence, THAT WOULD REALLY piss-off your Uncle. Remember man, you are the dream of former Slaves.Do your Uncle the honor of accepting HIS love and forgiveness. One day you will laugh togetter at this.

Sorry about the l o n g delays. Love and Respect

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Are you in hospital or on a sick-bed with a lap-top PC????????????

by Sparks in

hi, i`m sparks, .

i`m so sorry your stuck in hospital.i do hope your .

not in pain or too uncomfortable...???

Sparks

oh..Valis, I`m so sorry to hear that man.Knowning your personality from your threads/posts etc..I`m sure you were very close to your Uncle. I do hope your coming to terms with your sad loss. On a more postive note, I`m very pleased your Uncle had you there beside him in his last hours.It`s one of the saddist things to hear is when some-one dies alone, or with no-one at their funeral.But it`s nice to know he had you there, and didn`t leave a lonely person.I can`t think of many benefits being a Jehovah`s witness, but it`s great having plenty visiter`s when your in hospital or sick at home.I assume your uncle was a JW, so I`m also pleased he was sent off with dignity and honor. I do hope you can help fill that empty hole your uncle left in your life and heart with a child that has a part of him [DNA-genes etc..] that will shine through and once again bring you the closeness/happiness your Uncle gave you Valis....

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Are you in hospital or on a sick-bed with a lap-top PC????????????

by Sparks in

hi, i`m sparks, .

i`m so sorry your stuck in hospital.i do hope your .

not in pain or too uncomfortable...???

Sparks

HIi Valis,good to hear from you again..! still skate-bourding around the Kingdom Hall car-park I hope!!!

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Are you in hospital or on a sick-bed with a lap-top PC????????????

by Sparks in

hi, i`m sparks, .

i`m so sorry your stuck in hospital.i do hope your .

not in pain or too uncomfortable...???

Sparks

Hi, I`m Sparks,
How you doing..??? I`m so sorry your stuck in hospital.I do hope your
not in pain or too uncomfortable...??? Which country are you in? I`m English and in England [ ...yeah I know.!!! well some-one has to be here..!!! I think!].
What`s the hospital like your in? The one I was stuck in,( Colditz) ,is where all those cault trying to escape are sent .I was cault tunneling out of WARD 17 other-wise known as Starlag 17.When I was first cault I was subjected to the usal torture of a blanket bath by young-pretty student nurses,it was hell ( the English nurses still ware stockings and suspenders..!!! If you show any signs of pleasure, they get out the ice cubes). After-which I was placed in solitary, out of contact with
the escape-committee.Still it could have been worse;One of the chaps was cault connecting a web-cam to his Lap-top.He then lowered it down from his window to the student-nurses shower window two floors down....He was ice-cubed/cold showered and put on half-rashions for a week of tipical English food ( boiled potatoes,cabbage and mince meat).
Then while in solitary, he was subjected to visits from the hospital vicar and once,to a two hour visit by two young spotty JW pioneers...!!! NO MAN SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO SUCH TORTURE,this is the year 2004 for goodness sake!!!
[Like me] don`t you just hate these people who say " I wouldn`t want to-be stuck-in here today, it`s a really beautiful day-OUT-SIDE! Here, I brought you some grapes to cheer you up....".

Out-side it`s piss-istantly raining here in England. The sun did come out for ten minutes earlier today;( The telephone switch-bourd at The Minestry of Defence was jammed with calls with people reporting thousands of UFO sightings all over London!!!).
In the USA /Canada and other places it`s hot, Bloody-HOT.People are being bitten by cat flees/dog flees,Mosquito`s and bee`s.People sunbathing are getting skin cancer,and stung by Jelley fish and nibbled by Sharks.....
So your not missing much being in doors! Just,think, you could be sitting in a meeting
listening to some old fart dronning on about how evil television programs are, asking you to read Second Timothy chapter 3 for the million-th time.....!!!
If you have a lap-top,please send in a post so we all here can say "Hi", as we would love to hear from you and send our love etc.. for us unable to visit you in the flesh,I hope the following messages will help make you feel better and help pass the time.
We know and understand you may not feel like saying much, either because your a modest/humble person that doesn`t like to talk about your suffering,or because your in pain; but we here would really like to say hello to you. We look forward to hearing from you.

Kindest regards, Love Sparks

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THE IDIOT`S GUIDE TO BECOMING A JEHOVAH`S WITNESS

by Sparks in

the idiot`s guide to becoming a jehovah`s witness .

government health warning :the contents of this guide could cause mental illness.possible .

side effects include diarrhoea, dry mouth,constipation,confusion,fast heart rate,hair loss,headache,skin .

Sparks

Have you NO pity Wallflower!!!?!!!.... well actually, I also accidently ran it through my laminating machine,so I don`t have to use condoms any more..! In the day-time I used to rape it around my neck and tie a Winsor knote in it to save wareing a tie. But then I saw my next door neighbours 18 year old daughter bending over in her mini-skirt.......( I was almost strangled to death..!!!).

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THE IDIOT`S GUIDE TO BECOMING A JEHOVAH`S WITNESS

by Sparks in

the idiot`s guide to becoming a jehovah`s witness .

government health warning :the contents of this guide could cause mental illness.possible .

side effects include diarrhoea, dry mouth,constipation,confusion,fast heart rate,hair loss,headache,skin .

Sparks

THANKS GUY`S.....This guides coming along nicely thanks to you. PLEASE forgive me for not answering sooner. I `m English, and live in England [ yeah..well sorry about that, but some-one has to live here......I think].So the time zone puts me about five hours ahead of you lot.

DevonMcbride: I agree with you one million per cent, if there was a book like this in the shops, it would save people the suffering of attending boring meeting etc ..to find out about the JWs. Actually theres nothing stoping you trying to get it published. In England theres several new books called " The idiot`s guide to sex" etc...which are sold in the humour section of large book stores.They are pocket size, but have the same covers as the famous Idoiot`s guide to Windows95/98/Me/ XP etc..Gardening/Fishing/etc..; so who knows...??????If you do write it,please mention how many hours a witness spends aweek just being a witness..ie meetings,pre-studying,bible studys,prepairing talks, field-sevice..etc..etc..etc...

TRUTHSEEKER: .....And it`s WONDERFUL to have YOU here....!!!!! " smell Armageddon" that`s a new one on me, I guess it hasn`t spread to England YET...it will--- it will !!!! It`s a perfect example of the crap they come out with though. Thankyou so much.

BIGSHOOTER: All the Brown-noses I`ve met, would have loaned the "R" rated dirty movie to the Elder..!

MOSE:Thanks-man.

THANKYOU ALL SO MUCH, PLEASE keep em coming.........( don`t worry, I can stand pain, I`ve been married........TWICE.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

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Will someone invite you to the memorial?

by JH in

jw
friends

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most of us didn't go to the memorial since years.

do the elders come over once a year to invite you to go, or maybe a friend?.....or do they just ignore you?

Sparks

Hi suzyque,

WELCOME to the forum.I`m sure you well really enjoy your self here,and make lots of new friends here.One of the great things about it here is that you will gather the strenght to face problems from family, the Elder`s and other witnesses.If there`s any-thing you wish to get personal attention with,I suggest you start your own thread by thinking of a catchy sentence and post. You will then get posts from other people in the same bout as yourself. It`s also good to have communication once again with the out-side world,after being cut off from it, and because you we told not to have associtions, no-doudt you haven`t that many friends now.This very common with people leaving the Troof.But please rest assured,we here already regard you as a friend...part of the family.Please do me a quick favour.Go to the opening page and start a thread saying some-thing like " Newbee says Hi ". [ if you haven`t already done so].Then lots of people will send you a hello/welcome greeting. All the very best Sparks [England]

PS Any need of help/questions, don`t be shy to ask me or ANY-ONE

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Will someone invite you to the memorial?

by JH in

jw
friends

.

most of us didn't go to the memorial since years.

do the elders come over once a year to invite you to go, or maybe a friend?.....or do they just ignore you?

Sparks

Hi JH ( Mr Bean !) great thread.....

Yesturday afternoon, there was a knock on my door.On opening it,I was confronted by two
witnesses I know from my old congregation, which I haven`t attended for
a few years now.One was a middle-aged old-bag who`s an Elder`s wife.She`s
short and fat, bit like a female version of Luciano Pavarotti... her butt
starts at the back of her neck...[she would make a great burglar, as her
ass would rub-out her foot-prints..!!!].She had her best sickly-sweet
Kingdom Hall smile on, which you know will dissapear instantly the
moment you turn your back.But if you quickly swing back around on her,
it flashs back at lightning-speed. Once I saw her off guard; She has
a face like a Bull dog chewing a Bumble-bee...!

Brother Brown-[Nose]standing beside her, is in his very early twenties,
he`s very tall and skinny,[ he has to run around the shower to get wet!]
It came as no suprize he was working with her; he`s obviously not changed,
Still ass-lickin` his way to the top as usal. He`s an Elder, probably out to be
the next C.O. Then up the ladder to Distric Overseer;on to the Governing
body then on to ? (God..???)
He handed me a small leaflet, inviting me to the memorial.Yeah-right...
I can just see myself returning there.Apart from any-thing else, I can
clearly remember him saying to me when I was a witness; " I can`t stand
the way these people only turn-up for the memorial,C.Os visit and wed-
dings"...he had real detestment and hatred in the voice.

I politely took the leaflet from him and said I`d like to have a chat
with him some-time.To which he quickly made arrangments to call back
later that evening.Great! I had a couple of hours the prepair how to
REALLY sock-it to them.... So I quickly started a thread here asking
others here if they would like me to ask them a question.
Because of the time zone, I only got three posts before the JWs
returned.A brilliant post about 607BCE and a download thread with
plenty to use as ammo.
I opened by saying;- My witness perants from the late 50`s would
always tell me how they looked forward to the assemblies when " New
Truth`s" would come out in the main public talks on Sunday afternoon,
or in a new book release.Or getting all excited about a " New under-
standing"..." New Light". Once they studied the new Watchtower on the
new understanding, the old DOCTRINE would become " old light".
I was taught that Jehovah God is perfect.So obviously His Holy Spirit
must also be perfect as it`s part of Him and from Him.And God can not
lie.Also I was taught that ALL Watchtower publictions are writen by
the Faithful Discreet Slave class ( food at the proper time) who are
guided by Jehovah God, by His Holy Spirit.....
So how can God`s Holy Spirt keep stateing some-thing, then a few years
later, change or reverse it? that`s lying... (Generation/organ trans-
plants and hundreds of others.WHOLE books are now "old light").MANY
people have died following old doctrines....old light.

I then used the questions posted on my thread about Judge Ruderfords
books etc..Then about the 607BCE cock-up and about how I wouldn`t
feel safe knowing theres thousands of paedo`s in the JW ranks etc..
Any-way, they left quickly because one of their wife`s isn`t well.
I managed to place some witnessing material with them before they
left, a CD-ROM of Compton Encyclopaedia so they could check-up
on the 607BCE question.But no-doubt it was binned as Apostate
material. I though, kept my promise the read the magazines they
left me yesturday evening.
I was up all nite with a REALLY BAD dose of the quirts...[after
looking at the articals in the Awake! magazine..] By morning,
my ass looked like that map on the beginning of Bananza......

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Will someone invite you to the memorial?

by JH in

jw
friends

.

most of us didn't go to the memorial since years.

do the elders come over once a year to invite you to go, or maybe a friend?.....or do they just ignore you?

Sparks

Golden Girl;
Well it definately comes as no suprize that the Elder`s
or any-one else has not come to visit you or invite you to Jesus Christ`s
Memorial.Having the name Golden Girl obviously has nothing to do with
applying the "Golden Rule"..ie..TREAT OTHER`S HOW YOU WISH TO BE TREATED.
[judging from your other posts].

I doubt if theres a single person in this forum that doen`t know about
your "hubby"( you`ve been banging-on about it since you got here!)And
I`m positive we all have sympathy for HIM.Even to a complete moron,
it`s obvious that by you keep mentioning it, that your just digging
for sympathy; for your- self. But how on Earth can you exspect any, if
you treat other`s so offensively? No, they are not frightend of you as
you obviously desire. It`s just that you come-across as being a very
nasty, embittered (old) woman.Which may or may-not be the case.
I suggest you start reading about Jesus Christ`s teachings,especially
on how to treat others.And once you start applying His teaching`s in
your daily life, you will not only feel better in your-self, but will
find other`s showing you love in return.You will be happy and other`s
will be happy to know you. There`s` an old saying-" birds of a feather
flock together", This is not a bleeding hearts forum, or a forum for
bitter/twisted male-hating women or people with a huge chip on their
shoulder, although there may be the odd ones ofcourse. But a dissusion
forum for Jehovah`s witnesses (ex- mainly).
99% of witnesses are rally nice people, either ex-witnesses or practicing.
These are people drawn
by their love of God, His son or their fellow man.These people are the
salt of the Earth, caring,kind,sinere,honest,loving and affectionate.
That`s what makes this dissusion forum so wonderful.It`s a haven,a place
to come together without race,nationality or social-class( rich/poor or
educated/un-educated) etc.. getting in the way.
To share their sufferings,loss,knowlage,wit,
experiances and make good friends all over the planet.
It`s very easy to hate or be nasty, but takes a tiny bit of effot to be
nice,kind and loving. Obviously if a person wollows in self-pity or
bitterness they will only come up covered in muck....dive into humour,
and you will come out laughing. There`s plenty of humour here, try it
and you will be able to face your nightmare a lot easier and things
won`t seem so dark,desperate,lonely or depressing.And again, people
will warm to you,help you through the nightmare your going through,
but you must stop rubbing peoples faces in your problems first.If you
don`t agree with me, then ask other`s here. Start a new thread even.

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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???

by Sparks in

jw
friends

hi gang, .

over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .

every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .

Sparks

Good-day seeitallclearlynow ( Blimmey Mate, that`s abit of a mouthful- said the nun to the Bishop!). Points taken, I guess I was in too much of a rush to prepair to sock-it to them two.I`m living out in the country-side where theres no other ex-witnesses to speek to. I wasn`t asking for any help, I just thought some here would like to " join" me socking-it to them.It would have made those two witnesses really freak-out to be bombarded by really good " truth`s" from us lot....Also in my rush I was really thinking of people here in England, forgetting about this forum being people thousands of miles away.I guess I`ve spent too much time on other forums for people just in the UK. ( Not ex-JWs, just people into Bush-craft,engineering model pulse-jets/terbo`s and TV repair ,horseriding,bondage,whipping,sheep dipping etc..). I caugh a PC killer virus six months ago, which pissed me off so much, I desided to just use other people`s PC`s.And a romance to keep me occupied.So haven`t been on this forum.... you know what I mean Mate, A LIFE! ( the name minimus never entered me head!!! just kiddin` ). Actually seeitallclearlynow , I`m very flattered getting a post from you, I heard your quiet BIG down-under........ Know any-thing about Bush-craft Mate?