"Brothers" the CO sais, "The big men he was talking about had to be angels, as there was no one else in sight".
Then the congregation bursts into applause."
ROFLMAO! Cheers In_Between_Days!
kristslayer
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JW urban legends
by berten inin my time as jw there was at least one urban legend that was very popular.
amongst jaydubs.this was about the dog named "jehovah" by it's jw-hating owner.
so that when he got visited by them once again,he could shout "jehovah,attack!"..
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JW urban legends
by berten inin my time as jw there was at least one urban legend that was very popular.
amongst jaydubs.this was about the dog named "jehovah" by it's jw-hating owner.
so that when he got visited by them once again,he could shout "jehovah,attack!"..
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kristslayer
hehe, I remeber I would get in trouble sometimes at the assembly by making fun of some of the boolsheet stories they would tell. I was like 10 and everyone thought it was cute and I was making some good hearted fun, but their faces always turned sour. My stories were always in the corniest prividing overseer dickhead voice.
I'd say, "There was a brother who had a father who would not believe in the bible or Jehovah, he would say 'I've had enough of you son with you and your JEHOVAH!!!!!!(exagerrated as hell)."
At this point people would not like my mocking tone and loud volume while saying JEHOVAH.
"Then the father tried to throw the New World translation at his son but slipped and fell, went into a coma, and is now one of Jehovah's Witnesses! Isn't that wonderful!"(very sarcastic).
Now parents are looking at me like I'm an apostate. I'm so proud of me sometimes!
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