it wasnt in fresno actually but..damn can u imagine doin that in this FRESNO heat? good god no...LOL. Maybe its time to dip back into my grab bag of practical jokes...its been a while...
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43I measured mine - 9 inches !
by Simon inwhat were you expecting when you clicked that topic ?!?!.
actually, i read an interesting bit of trivia somewhere that said mens nipples are always 9 inches apart.
i measured mine and i'm spot on.. of course i'd be disappointed if all my vital stats were just 9 inches
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I measured mine - 9 inches !
by Simon inwhat were you expecting when you clicked that topic ?!?!.
actually, i read an interesting bit of trivia somewhere that said mens nipples are always 9 inches apart.
i measured mine and i'm spot on.. of course i'd be disappointed if all my vital stats were just 9 inches
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red: u obviously aint heard of the "full body condom" LOL a buddy of mine bought one a fw years ago as a joke..damn thing must have been like 6 feet long when it was all rolled out. Its use? LOl I dont know what it is SUPPOSED to be used for but we filled it with mashed potatoes and left it in a friends car as a joke. only problem was that it was a hot day those taters didnt keep as well as we thot they wud LOL! I still crack up thinkin bout it.
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TO THE DRAFFENVILLE ELDERS: intent to sue
by dungbeetle in1) i am a sister in a congregation of jehovah's witnesses in southern california.. i have a job.
i have a life.
i have a family.
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zanex
go get em dung..I got yer back..(gets fully automatic uzi out from under desk) lets make some chaos..heh heh...
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I measured mine - 9 inches !
by Simon inwhat were you expecting when you clicked that topic ?!?!.
actually, i read an interesting bit of trivia somewhere that said mens nipples are always 9 inches apart.
i measured mine and i'm spot on.. of course i'd be disappointed if all my vital stats were just 9 inches
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yep 9 inches here too! and my co workers gave me the oddest looks when I whipped off my shirt and put a measuring tape between my nipples..LOL. its gonna be a LONG day.
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"I can't find my car..."
by teejay inone of my closest friends in all the world is someone i'll call m. m is in her mid-thirties and was raised a jw from infancy but is one no longer.
her parents are still very jw... her dad is a very high profile, respected elder in a large american city.
they are both cool people... i've sat and had long talks with both of them about subjects having nothing to do with 'the truth.
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zanex
(sob) fuck...its a GOOD post it just brings up so much stuff that I havent dealt with...
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My Theory about wild X-JWs
by zenpunk ini was pondering this theory this morning - what do you all think?.
a few months ago i went to visit someone from my last congregation who is now also an x-jw.
what is interesting is that, though completely straight-laced within the congregation, he became absolutely out of control once he left and is now trying to figure out how to get his life together.
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zanex
I think u got this one right on the money zen. When I got df'd I went absoloutely nutz and just went from one extreme to another. I had no idea that a thing called "balance" was possible. It was either total control or total chaos.
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AM I NORMAL?
by bay64me ini have been meeting-free for a year now, (although i did attend the last memorial mainly out of curiosity).
i have learned enough now, since leaving "the truth" to know that i'm never going back.
but i was wondering how long it takes to get all of the shit out of your head?
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normal? WHO wants to be normal? I sure as heck aint normal and at this point in my life I am comfortable with that knowledge. Does the anger and resentment go away? I have no idea...when mine goes away I'll let ya know...
"pop another pill, it will all become clearer...TRUST ME"
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Favorite Music Video?
by mindfield inhere's another fun poll... what's your favorite music video, in terms of visuals, audio, heck, in terms of whatever you want!
i'll start off... right now, my favorite music video is "murder on the dancefloor" by sophie ellios bextor (or something like that).
the whole mood of the video is just hilarious, and the way it syncs up with the song is great as well.
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nope..that one is "freak on a leash" that is an AWESOME vid too. "here to stay" is the new one that is just recently out.
"pop another pill, it will all become clearer...TRUST ME"
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Favorite Music Video?
by mindfield inhere's another fun poll... what's your favorite music video, in terms of visuals, audio, heck, in terms of whatever you want!
i'll start off... right now, my favorite music video is "murder on the dancefloor" by sophie ellios bextor (or something like that).
the whole mood of the video is just hilarious, and the way it syncs up with the song is great as well.
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zanex
KORN "here to stay"
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Important Link! Please send to everyone involved.
by LDH in* http://www.fungrams.com/network/haha.shtml.
this is the link someone asked me for, but i can't remember who!.
good luck!.
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zanex
GOOD GRIEF! oh brother...bored lis?
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