And a few more...why not!
Q.How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?
A.Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink
Posts by Zep
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305Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven inhappy monday!.
had no price tag.
much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
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Duns, et al, Free Will Vs. Determinism
by larc inwhat is your opinion on free will versus determinism?
my feeling on the subject is pretty schizophrenic.
as a person, i believe in free will.
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Larc, i think he might be too busy with his reply to AF. Good luck to him huh! Personnally, i quite interested in what he might have to say...just hoping it's no toooooo wordy.
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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven inhappy monday!.
had no price tag.
much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
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Zep
And just one more again:
Q. What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath
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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven inhappy monday!.
had no price tag.
much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
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Zep
Oh yeah, and this one:
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm!
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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread
by Seven inhappy monday!.
had no price tag.
much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.
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Zep
I'm hi-jacking this thread....with blonde jokes
Q.Whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A.When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for the next 2 weeks whining.
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Duns, et al, Free Will Vs. Determinism
by larc inwhat is your opinion on free will versus determinism?
my feeling on the subject is pretty schizophrenic.
as a person, i believe in free will.
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Zep
According to the Logical Positivists, and the general theory of science, there is nothing left over, and if we knew all the variables involved, we could predict a person's behaviour exactly.
Larc, have you ever considered quantum mechanics. Not that i understand it greatly, its very hard to get your head around. But As i understand it, a mechanistic view of the world is ultimately thrown out the window with quantum physics. We can predict with great accuracy the orbits of the earth and of the planets but when you get down to the sub-atomic level this kind of exact predictive ability gives way to just probabilty. That there is no way of determining exactly how a particle will behave. There is only a certain probability that it will behave a certain way, but no guarentee. Since everything is made of sub-tomic particles, this idea has lead physicists to postulate multiple realities. One reality where i chose to do a certain thing and another where i chose to go the opposite way. I find it hard enough to understand these ideas let alone explain them here, but i've heard this idea of multiple realities come from the likes of Paul Davies etc...not just fringe quacks!
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Making THEM Face FACTS
by Grunt ini am going to make a short, simple fact sheet to leave in places where jehovah's witnesses tend to leave magazines or frequent (hmmm, maybe a few in the door of the kingdom hall?
) i would like to tell the general public things about the witnesses and at the same time tell the witnesses who read it a few things that they don't know or understand either and help them to see themselves as others see them.
i am thinking about four or five topics with a few sentences and maybe a watch tower quote for each for shock effect to the witnesses.
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Zep
Grunt, Why not just spray can a few internet web site addresses near JH. Nothing too overt or big. Just something like 'Now for the real truth: JWFILES.com'. Or just put the site address up! Someone would have to get curious and look huh!
For a fact sheet, just go to 'the list' and copy some of Rutherfords prohetic ramblings: 1925 blah blah. Who can argue against their own words huh!
If you want to turn people off them. The majority (who know next to nothing about dubs) will be turned off by just explaining the blood policy annd shunning policy, and their implications. I make sure if the topic of Dubs comes up that i explain these 2 topics. It takes 2 seconds and everyone turns their nose up at them real quick. With people who are more into KH youd have to do a little more work though, and work a few more angles obviously...
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JW fined for going door-to-door
by Defender inhas anyone seen this?.
http://www.poconorecord.com/2001/local/fxp40917.htm
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Zep
This is something that every US citizen on this DB could do
But then how are you supposed to give them a big 'Apostate' earbashing if they don't come to your front door. As for the public, they don't really care. JW's are always saying how they are spreading the good news Worldwide and announcing everything from the rooftops. The true is no-one outside Kingdom hall knows anything about them or their beliefs, least of all their sick policy of shunning. They might know something about blood though. Most people i know are indifferent to them or view them as harmlessly kooky...They have a low profile really, and i doubt you could get the wider community motivated either way in respect to them, unless a family member suddenly became involved.
Heres something different, it wont work for dubs, but if you want to screw the mormons up. When they come around, they'll usually try any trick to get into your house. A few of them will ask if they can 'help you with anything'.So... tell them they can mow the lawn or something. Seriously, some of them will do it if you let them. Just don't be anywhere near them when they babble their bible nonsense. Get them down and dirty i say. -
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"Partial Knowledge"--Have We Progress...
by MDS in"partial knowledge" -- have we progressed beyond it?
the bible reveals that first century christians possessed a "partial knowledge" of scripture and prophecy.
this being the case, we may then properly ask, have we today, as modern-day christians, progressed beyond this "partial knowledge" thus far?.
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Yeah Logical, i thought i remembered this guy from somehwere. This guy posted a huge load of bollocks last year trying to sell his book!. Good for a laugh stuff it was, but the guy is as fruity as a fruit loop. You'd think after being involved with WT prophecy etc some kind of saniety would prevail in relation to biblical matters ....but some people just the other way and go off the deep end with it. Fire & brimstone YADA YADA YADA zzzzzzzzzzz
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WEEKLY STRATEGIC UPDATE
by You Know inthere is no question about it, the world is rapidly heading toward its terminal tumult.
with the foretold apostasy now fully underway, the stage is set for jehovahs ongoing controversy to be pressed to its ultimate conclusion.
piece by piece, chunks of the underlying economy, the life blood of the present system of things, are falling away.
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Zep
You Know...You should seek out that dunscot guy. He talks shit, you talk shit. You'd be perfect for each other.