shutup tammie and pass me the witch wench
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zerubberballs
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Stuff we wouldn't do offline that we do here
by joelbear in1. argue with a six year old.. ever had a deep discussion with a six year old (or someone with a three year old's mentality)?
ever heard two six year old's arguing?.
typically it turns to name calling and "i know you are but what am i" exchanges fairly rapidly.. would we walk up to a 6 year old or a mentally challenged adult and engage in one of these ridiculous, non-productive and demoralizing exchanges?.
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An Internet Apostate
by Yadirf inan internet "apostate" is a person who delights in sowing discord on the internet.
s/he tries to start arguments and upset people.. apostates see internet communications services as convenient venues for their bizarre game.
for some reason, they don't "get" that they are hurting real people.
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zerubberballs
ooo lilacs i can act like an old man for ya (sometimes i ain't acting lol)
unclebruce
I wouldn't change a thing in lilacs but that deep lonely longing reflected in her enchanting eyes. .. fair dinkum
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Stuff we wouldn't do offline that we do here
by joelbear in1. argue with a six year old.. ever had a deep discussion with a six year old (or someone with a three year old's mentality)?
ever heard two six year old's arguing?.
typically it turns to name calling and "i know you are but what am i" exchanges fairly rapidly.. would we walk up to a 6 year old or a mentally challenged adult and engage in one of these ridiculous, non-productive and demoralizing exchanges?.
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zerubberballs
sounds like the capt'ns got a thing for round tables 'n witches
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An Internet Apostate
by Yadirf inan internet "apostate" is a person who delights in sowing discord on the internet.
s/he tries to start arguments and upset people.. apostates see internet communications services as convenient venues for their bizarre game.
for some reason, they don't "get" that they are hurting real people.
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zerubberballs
Great idea Ballistic,
While you're at it write a letter to God, I've been parodying his work for years, if he's not recieving mail send it on to his publishers in Brooklyn New York (i've been taking the piss outta them too)
unclebruce who recons you blokes take yourselfishes way too seriously.
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An Internet Apostate
by Yadirf inan internet "apostate" is a person who delights in sowing discord on the internet.
s/he tries to start arguments and upset people.. apostates see internet communications services as convenient venues for their bizarre game.
for some reason, they don't "get" that they are hurting real people.
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zerubberballs
So it's a poetry war ya want ya stink'n varmet!
===posers have fled
violence has too
i love lilacs
so do yo===
yeah, piss weak let me try again...
===backs are red
butts are blue
twasn't me
musta been you===
nah ..
===lilacs i love you more than chocolate and coffee?
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mmm how about ..
===Lilacs I love you, the mystery of woman wrapped, the beauty of your passionate thoughts, the power of your lusts and the delicate way you whip back in anger ;)
afflictionately unclebruce
(shadap yabfluff .. the lady's disappointed in you already .. ha ha!)
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An Internet Apostate
by Yadirf inan internet "apostate" is a person who delights in sowing discord on the internet.
s/he tries to start arguments and upset people.. apostates see internet communications services as convenient venues for their bizarre game.
for some reason, they don't "get" that they are hurting real people.
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zerubberballs
WOW Yadfluf,
That was a real big lie you found there buddy .. now if you'd take a look over here a moment i'd like to show you a Big Green, 'Things The Nations Shall Know' book which speaks of the last days happenning real soon and a golden chariots flying around heavenly places.
[8>] unclebruce
"Lilacs don't want someone in her life she can live with, she wants me!"
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Stuff we wouldn't do offline that we do here
by joelbear in1. argue with a six year old.. ever had a deep discussion with a six year old (or someone with a three year old's mentality)?
ever heard two six year old's arguing?.
typically it turns to name calling and "i know you are but what am i" exchanges fairly rapidly.. would we walk up to a 6 year old or a mentally challenged adult and engage in one of these ridiculous, non-productive and demoralizing exchanges?.
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zerubberballs
Stuff that we wouldn't do offline that we do here
Swear at people for fun.
Swear at people at all ('specially if there's lady's present)
Invite strange women to tie you up and whip your butt.
Get right into another blokes or sheilas head and rearange the furnishings.
Talk about religion.
Prophesy the end of the world (well, some might)
Speak with weird accents.
There's heaps of shit.
zerubberballs.
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Jesus and giving to charity
by sleepy inwhen it was brought up in meetings or at get togethers about why we didnt do more for charity as witness the answer usually was that we should concentrate on the preaching work as it was so important we didnt have time for anything else .also there's nothing we can do for this old system why bother.. compare that to jesus who according to the society had just three and a half years to do the ministry .. what do you think of when you think of jesus .. well i think of him healing people .. did he say sorry love can't help you today , got to preach?
you know if i heal you your going to die anyway ,so why bother?.
no he felt pity for people and healed them , even though he knew they were doomed to death.. how much of the gospels is taken up by accounts of jesus charitable deeds.
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zerubberballs
G'day Sleeper,
Have you read anything of Jesus connection to the Essenes? (they were communist healers and Jesus may well have been one .. it appears john the baptist most likely was)
cheers, zerubberballs
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G'day Bang,
The old eucharist eh? Well, you probably know its origin in the canabal feasts of the ancients. I suppose the young Aztec girls and old polenesians viewed it a privelege to be sacraficed to thier God. I guess, from a bible believers point of view, charitably giving ones body to pleasure Jehovah with meat and blood is at least as ancient as the tale of Abraham and Issac and possibly started in Eden itself.
Gen 6:9: "and then Abel set fire under his bbq and cried out with a voice like thunder; 'CAIN, BRING FORTH THY ONIONS AND PLACE THEM DELICATELY UPON MY FIRE!'"
Gen 9:6: "and God said to Cain 'why didsth thou do this terrible deed .. fryeth the ass of thy brother without inviting me to sup the body and the red with thee?'"
zerubberballs
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Englishman Learning English
by Englishman ini can't believe this!
what a gaping great mental hole has been sat there for the last 40-odd years.. i thought that i would have a crack at yk, you know (ha ha!
) what i mean, c'mon, yk, you ain't particularly discreet for a member of the fds, that sort of thing.. well, better check in the dictionary and see exactly what 'discreet' means.
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zerubberballs
G'day English,
I think the WBTS uses the word discreet to excuse and entrench the idea of cautionary secrecy within the Organization and its operational/judgicial systems. It is discreet the way adulerous lovers are asked to be in newspaper adds. How often do Elders and thier flunkies coin phrases like: "Mums the word, loose lips sink ships" and other such bollocks.
cheers unclebruce (pulling rank - see i was registered way before you lol.
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An Internet Apostate
by Yadirf inan internet "apostate" is a person who delights in sowing discord on the internet.
s/he tries to start arguments and upset people.. apostates see internet communications services as convenient venues for their bizarre game.
for some reason, they don't "get" that they are hurting real people.
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zerubberballs
Aww I'm so glad this Fred had a happy ending
zerub,
.. testing one two free testies
WOW, I began posting here on 24th of November 2,000. Hey Simon, Where's my Jedi badge!?