1. When I visited some big churches in Europe, ie, Notradamn (sp?). I saw the church being covered with gargoyals, why is this?
Architects way of asserting thier masonic view.
2. Does God sing?
No he doesn't even shower.
3. Why did God create the universe when God has no needs?
If I believed in God I'b be with Rex on this one and i'd say the earliest motive for everything was Gods loneliness .. he therefore needs men as much as they need him.
4. How come it took God so long to decide to create Earth?
Who told you that? LOL God, if he exists, is beyond our time and space (something thought long and hard about by men like Einstein but you won't hear discussed in Watchtower school)
5. I heard something about a guy giving birth to three sons, and one of those sons committed a sin, and he became black, the other son committed another lesser sin and became asian.
And they all went sailing off with thier sweetarts to populate a new world.
6. Many Civilizations such as Japan, China and mostly Asian countries has never heard about God even though their civilization spans to 2000BC, why is this?
??? Bollocks! LOL How is it then that great Chinese Emperor what iz face invited Buddhist, Catholic and Hindu priests for a great debate? The Pope chose not to send a deligation for obvious reasons. (asian history proffessor you ain't!)
7. How can an Angle who is supposed to be pure of goodness turn against God and become evil?
Some Angles are obtruse.
8. How does God know what everything tastes like, ie. like Chicken tastes like chicken, and pork tastes like pork?... hmmm... I'm not sure what I'm trying to say...
I often ask this myself .. I mean when God made lemons did he know they'd go so well with fish?
9. I heard a JW should not bow down to any symbol or picture of God or Jesus (From Watchtower Book). But why do people in churches always bow down to the big giant cross in the end of the church?
To bow is to show respect and loyalty .. devotion sentimental stuff like that.
10. What's the pope's relation to Jehovah?
They're passionately in love but like all love, it's really self love.
11. Yahweh sounds cool, can I use Yahweh instead?
Use YaWaKeR it's more intimate.
12. Why does God have a grudge against homosexuals?
His only bastard son ran off and shaked up with a dozen of 'em.
13. Many people believe that playing God is strictly prohibited (ie. cloning humans), but God is supposed to know all, and he is supposed to know that we would eventually discover cloning, wouldn't that mean he approves of this?
Many people believe that God walked into Moses tent and was only disuaded from smaking him upside the head when Moses wife brandished a knife, cut of the end of her babies dick and threw it at Jehovahs feet. (i believe this proves YHWH was Jethro .. another day)
14. God says he knows everybody, and he knows if a person is going to follow God or not, so God can forgive that person. But if God knows the future, wouldn't there a destiny for us? that we cannot choose our own lives?
God talks to you eh?
15. God says he can see everybody at once, but considering that earth is 3D, how does he see everyone when it's only possible to see one side of earth at a time?
LOL!