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  Top Secret Forms WTBTS/ "jehovah's witness...

  by sf in

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  < http://www.jehovahsnation.org/.

  you'll need to scroll to said title of this post, within paul's site.

  skally

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  zerubberballs

  Thankx scally.
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

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  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  zerubberballs

  Now now sister Shelby no pout'n and sulk'n eh?

  You know i'm a sucker fer that .. i'll get all bleary eyed in a minute .. here take this with the very bestest wishes for 2002!:

  ((((((((hug))))))))
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

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  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  zerubberballs

  Now look what you gone and done Caveman,

  You really shouldn't oughta insult sister shelby this time of year. (calling her a farkel fart)

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  Hey Shelby he didn't mean nuth'n,

  Sure you don't make date predictions, your lord's too smart to be trapped by that old shell/pea game. You just yell "THE LAST TRAIN OUT OF ISRAELS ALMOST GONE!" Tickets please ...

  Sorry darlink but I'm putting your Lord in the dumpster with the other out of date fruit loops.

  Cheerful New Year skunklebruce
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  zerubberballs

  Eligah! Where the jezabaal you been hiding?

  psst .. it ain't jarst the fundies i'm pick'n on it's the 'old guard' puffies .. see we just had some almighty fights and now there's two main camps here - us self rightious cuddly wuddly fluff posters and the grumpy mean nasty souless longwinded puff posers ;) wink wink ..spray no more)

  Happy New Year unc.

  PS: Hey your caves a bit dusty but t'aint nuth'n a good king tide couldn't fix. .. now i just gotta check if your mail box's open ..
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  I just could not stop myself!!!!!!!!

  by WildHorses in

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  just wanted to say that i hope all of you feel as good as i do.

  life is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

  have a happy happy new year!.

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  zerubberballs

  Lilacs you are pure joy

  LOL, love ya, unclebruce
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  zerubberballs

  Thanks jayhawk,

  I like a nice quiet breakfast.

  unclebruce

  ooh geez, i just saw Rutherford's stallion thunder past at breakneck speed .. shit he turns and charges down my hill! OO he grimaces at seeing my finger held aloft .. ooo his steed stumbles and they tumble bounce and bound down my steep gully .. all mingled man and beast they tumble .. one snorts the other curses, one whinnies the other whimpers .. betimes the man rides the horse and betimes the horse rides the man ... ooo through the thicket they roll .. wooow ..Judge Rutherford finds himself so bruised with the riding and so fatigued with the tumbling that there he lies at my feet all unmoving in a deepest swoon..

  what to do? .. mmm .. best i slip away unseen and not test my force and cunning upon such a bedraggled thorn tortured Ogre of the blacktower .. just a quick boot to the beasts saddle sore kingdom halls and i'm away .. phew me thinks myself enchanted to escape the spells and dark craft of such a low and shitport fellow..

  mm to scrub or not to scrub ...... press .
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  zerubberballs

  Thanks SS .. I'm a fluffer not a puffer! (fluffers are the good guys posting short and sweet .. puffers post long and boring articles stretching thier watchtower frustrations and cred to breaking point lol.)

  OH NO The Jedi's have dubed SS! on #$^%'n New Years Eve too!

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  Shit freepeace I hear a rumble in the heavens outside .. I was hoping it's rain to wash away this smoke .. but could it really be Judge Rutherford riding low in the saddle and cracking the sky with thunderbolts? ooo i'm real scared now ... I know, I'll commit suicide just before he stabs me with his twin blade .. hehe .. get a 3rd or 4th resurection then won't I?
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  Yes Jayhawk You did offend me terribly .. don't think a man used to decifering the sublties of ancient texts would be so easily fooled by your not so covert attempt to goad my passionate dislike of all things star wars! lol

  Lord Coco pops, may I never be a Jedi and all my arguments be like a chocolate milkshake only fluffy

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  have a good one Dannybear .... SS ... Jayhawk .. long live the honest fluff of real men and may the serious bullshit artists of gloom get sucked up thier own dark tunnels of crud. lol .. something like that .. should i name names? .. nah you blokes who recon "this means war" know who you are .. amatures, wannabees, couldabins, little Napolians, thesauris heads, hollow hearts revealed by lack of love, panicing when cornered and unapologetic in defeat, blinded by egos and agendas out of control, not knowing what they really want or how to achieve it, hollow men not really here. Happy New Year to the puff posters. lol.
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  Did anybody send me a card?

  by toddy in

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  hi all,im just asking if any of you sent me a xmas card from "card wish.com on the 24th december,the problem is i can't access the web page to get it so i don't know who it's from,and i don't want to appear rude by not saying thanks!

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  zerubberballs

  it wasn't me that's for sure!

  unclebruce
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  All Around My Hat.

  by Englishman in

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  a guy came in our pub tonight wearing a back to front baseball hat.

  after 10 minutes or so he was getting very miffed that no-one wanted to talk to him.

  i explained to him that he was offending everyone by wearing a hat indoors, surely, especially as he is a police officer, he was aware that it is extremely bad manners to wear a hat indoors?.

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  zerubberballs

  Hey gambler,

  don't be shy, just say what's on your mind son lol. In the late '70's when the JW Family book came out illustrating personal growth by speaking about springs held tight for two long, I imediately thought of the many Englishmen I know. With time and a lot of tender care they can loosen up into fine new Australians.

  unclebruce

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  my hats:

  Baseball caps - great invention for avoiding the sun when the big hat doesn't suit, like when driving earthmoving equipment and the headrest keeps pushing the rim of yer acubra forward. All black and worn backwards when working on the motor or stirring up the misses.

  Northern Territory Acubra (Cowboy hat) - best working hat of all, if yer head can take the weight.

  Blues Bro's hat - worn with black suit and sunglasses to the annual Narooma Blues festival or if Bathory invites me to another assembly ;)

  White canvas hat - for seakayaking and the beach.

  Straw hats - garden, beach and cruising the coast.

  white terry towling hat - YIKES! (my reaction opening a xmas present from fashion freak daughter)

  Hey Simon - you want we should send our old hats to you poor Manchester folk?