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  All Around My Hat.

  by Englishman in

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  a guy came in our pub tonight wearing a back to front baseball hat.

  after 10 minutes or so he was getting very miffed that no-one wanted to talk to him.

  i explained to him that he was offending everyone by wearing a hat indoors, surely, especially as he is a police officer, he was aware that it is extremely bad manners to wear a hat indoors?.

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  zerubberballs

  Hey ozzie, you want I should press yer hat? ('scuse my brooklyn accent abbott and costello are on tv .. the american funny guys not the aussie silly buggers ;)
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  A pic for the New Year

  by ozziepost in

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  i hope this works for you!

  it makes us here in the land of oz go all sentimental.. .

  happy new year everyone.

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  ozzie! you're talking of NZ surely? didn't hippi turn out the light? lol
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  I'M A NEWBIE! My story...

  by terafera in

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  i just came across this site not too long ago and have been reading the stories.

  i am filled with relief and at the same time frustration mixed with tears, because i have been holding my story in and not sharing it with anyone, except my husband.

  i have felt many of the feelings expressed here but was afraid to say them out loud for fear of being an 'apostate'.

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  Thanks Tera,

  Your story was long and all too familiar to most of us here. I'm glad you got it out. What struck me is the familiar double world you were raised in .. good little family at the Hall, hell at home. Thanks again, happy posting and Happy New Year

  unclebruce

  PS: There are a few Alaskans about - Carmel, JudgeDale and Cowgirl of Sitka, Frank.

  PSS: If you put a few paragraph breaks in it would be much easier to read and give you a wider audience (just press enter every now and then .. you can even edit your opening post if you want by pressing the eddit key above right. cheers
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  Top Secret Forms WTBTS/ "jehovah's witness...

  by sf in

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  < http://www.jehovahsnation.org/.

  you'll need to scroll to said title of this post, within paul's site.

  skally

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  Thankx scally.
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

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  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  Now now sister Shelby no pout'n and sulk'n eh?

  You know i'm a sucker fer that .. i'll get all bleary eyed in a minute .. here take this with the very bestest wishes for 2002!:

  ((((((((hug))))))))
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

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  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  Now look what you gone and done Caveman,

  You really shouldn't oughta insult sister shelby this time of year. (calling her a farkel fart)

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  Hey Shelby he didn't mean nuth'n,

  Sure you don't make date predictions, your lord's too smart to be trapped by that old shell/pea game. You just yell "THE LAST TRAIN OUT OF ISRAELS ALMOST GONE!" Tickets please ...

  Sorry darlink but I'm putting your Lord in the dumpster with the other out of date fruit loops.

  Cheerful New Year skunklebruce
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

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  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  Eligah! Where the jezabaal you been hiding?

  psst .. it ain't jarst the fundies i'm pick'n on it's the 'old guard' puffies .. see we just had some almighty fights and now there's two main camps here - us self rightious cuddly wuddly fluff posters and the grumpy mean nasty souless longwinded puff posers ;) wink wink ..spray no more)

  Happy New Year unc.

  PS: Hey your caves a bit dusty but t'aint nuth'n a good king tide couldn't fix. .. now i just gotta check if your mail box's open ..
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  I just could not stop myself!!!!!!!!

  by WildHorses in

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  just wanted to say that i hope all of you feel as good as i do.

  life is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

  have a happy happy new year!.

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  Lilacs you are pure joy

  LOL, love ya, unclebruce
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

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  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  Thanks jayhawk,

  I like a nice quiet breakfast.

  unclebruce

  ooh geez, i just saw Rutherford's stallion thunder past at breakneck speed .. shit he turns and charges down my hill! OO he grimaces at seeing my finger held aloft .. ooo his steed stumbles and they tumble bounce and bound down my steep gully .. all mingled man and beast they tumble .. one snorts the other curses, one whinnies the other whimpers .. betimes the man rides the horse and betimes the horse rides the man ... ooo through the thicket they roll .. wooow ..Judge Rutherford finds himself so bruised with the riding and so fatigued with the tumbling that there he lies at my feet all unmoving in a deepest swoon..

  what to do? .. mmm .. best i slip away unseen and not test my force and cunning upon such a bedraggled thorn tortured Ogre of the blacktower .. just a quick boot to the beasts saddle sore kingdom halls and i'm away .. phew me thinks myself enchanted to escape the spells and dark craft of such a low and shitport fellow..

  mm to scrub or not to scrub ...... press .
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  Goodbye bible creeps, Hello 2002 :)

  by unclebruce in

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  of interest to me is if i move back 70 years from 1914 i am getting the year 1844 which was a known date for the end of the world.. times .... 1844 + 70 years + 70 years + 7 years + 7 years.

  so we have the year 1998 ad finally.

  but what happens if we split the 70 weeks as daniel 9.25 shows we may extend time !!!.

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  Thanks SS .. I'm a fluffer not a puffer! (fluffers are the good guys posting short and sweet .. puffers post long and boring articles stretching thier watchtower frustrations and cred to breaking point lol.)

  OH NO The Jedi's have dubed SS! on #$^%'n New Years Eve too!

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  Shit freepeace I hear a rumble in the heavens outside .. I was hoping it's rain to wash away this smoke .. but could it really be Judge Rutherford riding low in the saddle and cracking the sky with thunderbolts? ooo i'm real scared now ... I know, I'll commit suicide just before he stabs me with his twin blade .. hehe .. get a 3rd or 4th resurection then won't I?