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  Why on earth do boys..............................

  by Jesika in

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  think that farting and burping are sooooooooo funny????????

  my son will be 9 in jan and my bf's nephew is the same age only 2 weeks later than my son's birthday.

  my son (jessie) and chris (the nephew) stayed over for a couple days.

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  Why is "dutch oven" objectionable terminology???

  CZAR
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  Blood issue

  by Happy in

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  2. friends

  maybe someone can offer an answer to a question i have, that no witness as of yet has been able to answer me satisfactorily.

  how can jw's even think about denying their baby or child a blood transfusion in a life or death situation?

  i would think that when elder pious says, "you know brothers, sisters, jehovah god does not want us to take blood, even in seemingly deadly situations.

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  The same way that nations get people to sacrifice their young men in war: They create a higher power to answer to - God or the Fatherland - then make heroes out of those that sacrifice their all. They create a mythos that can be very inspiring by taking advantage of people's natural desire to please God.

  Also, in terms of negative reinforcement, they call those that shrink back cowards and penalize them for not believing enough.

  People sacrificed their children to Molech, so nothing they do should surprise us.

  CZAR
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  Why on earth do boys..............................

  by Jesika in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  think that farting and burping are sooooooooo funny????????

  my son will be 9 in jan and my bf's nephew is the same age only 2 weeks later than my son's birthday.

  my son (jessie) and chris (the nephew) stayed over for a couple days.

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  czarofmischief

  Because girls think its gross, of course.

  Hey, farting is natural, and the fact that it digusts women is hysterical to me. I like to dutch Oven my sweetie sometimes, just for laughs.

  In case you don't know what a Dutch Oven is, it's when you're in bed with your sweetie and you fart and then hold her head under the covers with the stench. Heh heh heh.

  CZAR
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  THE WEALTHY MAN'S HUNGER

  by Utopian_Raindrops in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  we have nothing to eat.

  then eat.

  "try some of the kugel," his wife said as she pushed the plate back to him.

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  Excellent story - and one with real meaning at christmas, especially here in America where there is so much wealth we could share.

  Luvya, UR

  CZAR
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  Watchtowers and Awakes Stopped coming!

  by czarofmischief in

  1. social
  2. current

  when i was disfellowshipped, my mom kept getting me subscriptions to the w and a.. every time i moved, the papers would find me.. now, they are no longer mailing them out, citing cost.

  too bad, my girl and i found them to be sources of endless amusement.

  what great disaster threatens the world this week???

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  When I was disfellowshipped, my mom kept getting me subscriptions to the W and A.

  Every time I moved, the papers would find me.

  Now, they are no longer mailing them out, citing cost. Too bad, my girl and I found them to be sources of endless amusement. What great disaster threatens the world ThIS week??? Ooh, I wonder what the solution could possibly be?

  Bah, humbug. Good riddance. I get enough junk mail already.

  Anyway, the last issue was on child prositution. ironic, really. And in the back it had an article about how info on the Internet could not be trusted - interesting, eh?

  CZAR
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  running scared - Elder sighted off the port bow!

  by czarofmischief in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  the repercussions of my argument with my mother on the phone the other week are starting to make themselves felt.

  let me be clear: i've been disfellowshipped from the org for two years now.

  i'm loving my freedom of thought.. so i was talking to my mom [still in the borg] and started expressing myself on various subjects on which i disagree, or at least see room for philosophical "wiggle room" with the society's viewpoints.

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  I enjoy the game very much, UR.

  The only beef I have with it is that it is too easy, and that I spend a lot of time being the "bad" guys. while such activity is enjoyable every once in a while, I prefer to wear the white hat into battle.

  I like your poems a great deal - it shows that you put real thought and effort into your replies, and that makes me feel good; like I really exist out here in cyberland. Thank you for your efforts. I'm a bit of a scribbler myself, perhaps we could swap stories sometime.

  CZAR of the Bold and Beautiful class
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  Millions now living, expect to be DA'd

  by cyberguy in

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  new strategy to da/df millions who have left.

  i'm wondering if there isn't a new policy of da'ing all those who no longer attend or are inactive "publishers" (find that in the bible!).

  i've read a number of threads on this board whereby people are now being hunted-down, nazi-fashion, if when queried, "are you one of jw?

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  Ok, buddy. Calm down. Be cool. Inhale.

  Satan has always been at work! Nothing new here.

  So what if you get da'd? So they have decided to enforce more loyalty, as though loyalty could be forced down other people's throats, or as if spiritual purity is a result of doctrinal unity and stupidity.

  Anyway, how do you know about this? I'm curious. Are you an elder or something?

  CZAR
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  running scared - Elder sighted off the port bow!

  by czarofmischief in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  the repercussions of my argument with my mother on the phone the other week are starting to make themselves felt.

  let me be clear: i've been disfellowshipped from the org for two years now.

  i'm loving my freedom of thought.. so i was talking to my mom [still in the borg] and started expressing myself on various subjects on which i disagree, or at least see room for philosophical "wiggle room" with the society's viewpoints.

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  But I don't WANNA be the good guy!

  LOL! All right, I'll call him tomorrow night.

  We'll see what happens.

  CZAR of the tune in again next week class
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  running scared - Elder sighted off the port bow!

  by czarofmischief in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  the repercussions of my argument with my mother on the phone the other week are starting to make themselves felt.

  let me be clear: i've been disfellowshipped from the org for two years now.

  i'm loving my freedom of thought.. so i was talking to my mom [still in the borg] and started expressing myself on various subjects on which i disagree, or at least see room for philosophical "wiggle room" with the society's viewpoints.

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  czarofmischief

  The repercussions of my argument with my mother on the phone the other week are starting to make themselves felt. Let me be clear: I've been disfellowshipped from the org for two years now. I'm loving my freedom of thought.

  So I was talking to my mom [still in the borg] and started expressing myself on various subjects on which I disagree, or at least see room for philosophical "wiggle room" with the Society's viewpoints. Things like the Trinity, or holidays, or whatever.

  My mom freaked on the phone and told me that since I was disfellowshipped for immorality [true] that essentially, I was acting out of hurt and fear instead of having reasoned opinions on anything.

  Later, my dad wanted to meet me for dinner [odd, since he is still in the org] and we had a long talk, wherein essentially I denied that the Society was God's organization and that the Bible is the completely inspired word of God. I simply cannot hold to those opinions in the face of the facts. I don't think the Bible is a deliberate lie, but it simply the very human record of contact with the Divine.

  Anyway, the upshot is that this elder from my past hall called me and wants me to call him back. What is that all about? Is it true that the elders are swarming the field Nazi style? I mean, I really like this guy, he was one of the only ones who ever tried to help me, and I love him for it. I'm wondering if I should call him back, or not bother. I'm scared that they'll talk me into going back to the hall, and I really don't want to go. My disfellowshipping was the lesson in reality that taught me never to give any man power over my faith in God.

  What do you guys think I should do? Talk to him? Meet with him? See what he wants? Hide? Track down the merciless pricks at Bethel that work these horrors upon us and smite them most mightily with a sword concealed at my right side, while they sit and take their ease upon their privy chambers? [ok, that was a joke]

  ARGH! Oh, cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right.

  CZAR of the panicking thespian class
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  A suggestion

  by therealgod in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is a suggestion to all jehovah witnesses across the globe.

  get the feck off of earth.. seriously.

  you people are some of the most digusting creatures created.

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  czarofmischief

  Um,

  Is that your one post, realgod? Are you done now?

  How about YOU feck off back into whatever hole your troll ass crawled out of.

  CZAR