More than a mere apostate, I hereby nominate you to the Czar's Court - you are now Minister of Information.
Congrats...
CZAR
my jw neighbor wasn't able to come on monday after all, but we rescheduled our meeting for today (wednesday).
on monday, i had a bit of material around, and my next-door neighbor stopped in.
i found out that she was in a bible study with some jws!
More than a mere apostate, I hereby nominate you to the Czar's Court - you are now Minister of Information.
Congrats...
CZAR
it seems to me, many people become jw?s after a major event in their lives.
perhaps it is the death of a loved-one, such as a father, mother, child, wife, or husband.
on the other hand, it?s also my observation that a "major-event" often causes an active jw to rethink what they are doing with their life, whether they are really in the "truth," as jw?s call it.
My first menage-a-trois...
Although I suppose that doesn't really qualify as a major event, except for me...
nah, it was my own fault, really, and I'm glad I did it. I just wish I could have enjoyed it more without all that guilt. Ah well...
CZAR
i read how some seem to complain that the elders never visited or even made 1 call to see how they were doing.
would you really want the elders visiting and calling you at this point in time?
Hell yeah.
I'd like to talk to them again. It really depends on WHICH elders we're talking about. Some of them I liked and wouldn't mind talking to. The ones that diffed me... well, I'd thank them for treating me so coldly and rudely - because it opened the door to the greatest chapter in my life! Plus I'd like to make fun of the one whose daughter became a pill-poppin Acid-droppin Lesbodian...
hee hee hee
CZAR
this is just my opinion, but i watched his performance last night, and cringed while he sang off key this was the first time i'd heard him perform, and about all he could do in key was scream.
guess that just isn't my thing.
i'll take the original recording artist any time.
Saw Kid Rock with Aerosmith and Run DMC.
Was a great show. But Aerosmith showed why they'll still be rocking when Kid is dead with a cocaine overdose.
That was one of Jam Master Jay's last shows, too.
CZAR
"Parking in London is biggest threat to life!" exclaims exasperated tourist.
CZAR
there were several posters from a couple years ago that i really miss talking to here are a few that i can remember off hand:.
trauma hound.
windchaser.
I missed Trauma Hound, but that was because he ducked.
I miss crazy151drinker and LB, good right-winger Americans, both...
I liked Hamas, because even when he was being controversial, he could disarm me with a well-pointed comment or a backhanded compliment. Very intelligent, but moody - probably what got him into trouble.
I miss YouKnow and Yadirf, because they provided a living, breathing reason to never go back to dubdom. Ever.
CZAR
i decided to annoy someone other than simon and the moderators for a change.
so i decided to raise the ire of my local bible-thumpers.
well actually this ain't the first time, but the local paper put my letter in a special spot on the letters page this time so i expect some fire and brimstone very quickly and heavily.
I like that letter. I think I will dip my toes into controversial politics by launching a campaign against PA's repressive blue laws.
CZAR
i still have a few months to go but i'm planning my day.
i want to go to vegas and play poker.
i love poker and play it quite often.
Bear me awayyyyy on your snow white wings to my immortal home...
Ah Stacy, you make me feel old. I'm ancient. I can't remember my 21st. So long ago, so much since then... was I a dub? I can't recall.
Have fun. Do some shots. Be careful. Not too many shots, or make yourself puke every four, or something.
CZAR
just the tip of the iceburg....
a brief (and partial) history of us sponsored terrorism abroad
1946 - u.s. opens school of the americas in panama.
Having spent most of my life reading stuff like you've posted, LR, I have come to the following conclusions:
1) People like to bitch. Doesn't matter if they're European, Palestinian, or Korah, Dathan and Abiram. Ergo, a society should allow people to bitch, since its part of the whole pursuit of happiness thing.
2) Noam Chomsky is an ass who has found a way to keep scoring on young hippie chicks by "fighting the man," ergo, bitching. Any points he has are destroyed by the absence of a workable solution. He is a failure and nobody should follow him, unless you are a tripped out hippie chick, in which case you can help him work through his authority issues by spanking him.
3) Communism sucks. It doesn't work and it doesn't even let people bitch about it. Hence, any sources that support a "worker's revolution" are automatically suspect, because their agenda is skewed to the perspective that they are always right.
4) If torturing terrorists is what it takes to prevent another 9/11, I say, fire up the electrodes and Praise the Lord, grandma, I'll be late for dinner, cause I'll do it myself. These bastards are dedicated to killing me and my father and making my mother and wife wear burkas as minor wives. Not gonna happen. Their rights were waived when they danced in the streets on September 11, 2001.
CZAR
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http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/61656/936380/post.ashx#936380
continuing from dmouses topic our new enjoyable hobby............. .
How to Cope With Your Wife's Fart
CZAR