I loved those slit skirts - you naughty sisters know of what I speak - you deliberately picked long skirts athat would flare apart while you walked, revealing scrumptious leg and maybe a glimpse of that Canaanite thigh....
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Distractions at the Convention
by Nosferatu ini read the post where some kid let go of a helium balloon at a convention, and everyone was watching it.
when i used to attend the conventions, i loved distractions.
i always heard multiple "pssst" sounds from people opening cans of cott cola.
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Hybrid Alien Humans
by Satanus inthis from the magazine 'wired' http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,65252,00.htmlmore than 500 different species of bacteria exist in our bodies, making up more than 100 trillion cells.
because our bodies are made of only some several trillion human cells, we are somewhat outnumbered by the aliens.
it follows that most of the genes in our bodies are from bacteria, too.
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I believe in God.
more than that, I've met him.
He's a weird bastard.
This is right up his alley.
He likes to keep semi-sapient life in its place. Through death, cancer, and bacteria.
humiliity.
He's the Oh-ridge-in-anal GANGSTAHHH!!!!
Damn it feelzzz gut...
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that band CLUTCH
by czarofmischief inwow,.
what a collision between the right wing libertarian philosophy and the left wing liberals!!!.
what a hysterical slamming between celtic traditional perspective (better off dead) and american (this is all there is).... bow bow bow..... are we better off dead?
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I am immortal...
thread killer
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Today's JW Is Yesterday's Failure!!!
by minimus inthe typical jehovah's witness no longer is the strong, spiritual giant.
lately, i hear more and more "very inactive" jws that haven't gone to a congregation meeting in years, still consider themselves good jws.
they are like "home baptists".
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the fire has gone out - the generation change blew out the flame and the UN scandal poured cold water on the coals.
A lot of people are wondering about the wasted lives... and they want PAID, biatch. I say they sue the WT for breach of contract. Or launch a guerilla war. COLLECT. Make Jee hoo ber pay UP. He OWES. He promised, or let his biatches in BROOKLYN pay, I say we go round with some shotguns and bats and make 'em pay for benefits, lost wages, and pain and goddamn suffering!!
'course, I'm just a violent American.... what do I know about right an wrong????
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What cartoon character are you?
by Big Tex ini'm spongebob squarepants.
everyone has a personality of a cartoon character.
3) what type of movies do you prefer?
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Arnold. Who the bloody hellfire is arnold and why is he treading on my rock loving halloween adoring human sacrificing territory?
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that band CLUTCH
by czarofmischief inwow,.
what a collision between the right wing libertarian philosophy and the left wing liberals!!!.
what a hysterical slamming between celtic traditional perspective (better off dead) and american (this is all there is).... bow bow bow..... are we better off dead?
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because religion is what they did before they had rock music
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that band CLUTCH
by czarofmischief inwow,.
what a collision between the right wing libertarian philosophy and the left wing liberals!!!.
what a hysterical slamming between celtic traditional perspective (better off dead) and american (this is all there is).... bow bow bow..... are we better off dead?
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Wow,
What a collision between the right wing libertarian philosophy and the left wing liberals!!!
What a hysterical slamming between CELTIC traditional perspective (better off dead) and AMERICAN (this is all there is)...
bow bow bow....
Are we better off dead? Is there magic? Should religion involve the sacrifice by burning alive of enemy warriors? These pressing issues answered on CLUTCH's latest album!!!!
The ultimate in HUMAN ECSTASY!
Agony is overrated. Try PLEASURE unadulterated by christian guilt! EVERY MAN TO HIS GODS, OH ISRAEL!!!
Dodge swinger 1973 galxy 500
top down chassis low
pedal down
light drive
jesus on the dashboard
t minus whenever it feels right
galaxy 500
planets align
a KING IS BORN!!!!
whenever it FEELS RIGHT!!!
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Evolution and Man's Intelligence
by frankiespeakin ini was thinking this morning that we some where along the evolutionary trail we as a species developed a superior intelligence to other species.
where will it eventually lead,,i mean the evolution of our species could take a sharp right or left turn not to mention a complete u-turn.. will we as a species ever keep progressing in our explots of technology or will we start a reversal?
will we come to a realization of some sort and see all this grasping to learn more and more as a waste of time and start a reversal in that direction of our evolution as far as intelligence goes?
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The concept of evolution "leading" us anywhere is fallacious. Not fellatious. Which would be evolutionarily self-defeating, although a damned good time.
Sorry, posting wildly again. Going mad. Gonna break 3 k soon... hur hur hur...
BUT
evolution doesn't lead us anywhere. It is random changes that natural selection picks up on. If anybody else says different, then they want a god.
Damn I love the band Clutch.
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WHAT IF WE DIDN'T POISON CHILDREN'S MINDS WITH FANTASY?
by Terry inevery baby born seems to have a giant helping of fairy stories, talking animals, outrageous exaggerations parading as "fact" and an endless stream of cartoons, science fiction and make-believe.
the laws of nature and physics are violated every few seconds in film and tv!
is it surprising that children are not only ignorant of how things really work-but, they don't have patience and an appetite for fact when they get to the schoolroom.
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Fantasy, in the strictest sense, keeps us all alive. We get paid with money. It is fantasy brought into the real world. Money is just paper. Even with the gold standard, it is still just shiny metal not good for very much in real terms.
If you teach kids not to imagine, maybe they wouldn't believe in money. Which would be a shame, since that particular game has very concrete and beneficial results.
So as far as distorting the pristine "real world" pond - I'm not fronting it. Real is real. You can't touch the pond, you can't disturb it. But you can look at it differently. You can kinda squint. You can look at the surface or look underneath for fish. You can hallucinate shark fins.
"What if we see sailfish?" Eugene Levy, A Mighty Wind
But you can't alter the reality just by how you look at it.
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Store manager fired for foiling robbery
by Big Tex inthis really chaps me.
just unbelievable.
so he's supposed to take a bullet for long john silver?
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in the USA 'care for the poor' is an oxymoron.
You need to drop the attitude that just because we don't put everything in to a nice and easy welfare system, that the poor in our country are hard up. No, it isn't easy to be poor. That said, the poor in our country, depending on the state they live in (some of which are bigger and more populous than France) have a greater or lesser degree of social welfare system to back them up... and they have it a LOT easier than in many other countries. They can get food stamps to eat. They can get subsidized housing, to live. the concept is they will eventually overcome their poverty. There are numerous charities and private programs that do uncountable work. You won't see any stats, because its too hard to find.
All children under eighteen are eligible for health insurance under both federal and state programs in all 50 states. Sheer ignorance and laziness on the part of the parents is the only reason they don't. Andthere is the crux of the problem.
If they are poor, it's because they don't want to do the work it takes to become rich. If they are rich, they either inherited (ooh, that dirty word for you leftists, with your freakish dreams of confiscating all the money everywhere) or they developed something for a market. I don't want to redistribute the wealth. Why would I? Why should I share with the cretins all around me, when it's me putting together a novel every night while they sit around renting porn with their food stamps?
Social mobility is ridiculously easy here. If you are smart, hard working, and learn how to work the system (instead of just coasting through on a monthly check) you can get yourself ahead. IF you ain't, or you make a mistake, you file for bankruptcy and That's how it is here. You pull your own weight. Single mothers going to nursing school - that's the American way. Single mothers sitting at home farting into the couches while watching Springer - that's the welfare american way.
And if somebody wants to drink himself to death, he's free to do that. Just not in my corner.
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