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  The absurdity of petitionary prayer

  by logansrun in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  of all the neurotic and irrational ideas religion has come up with, the notion that god(s) intervenes in the flow of natural events due to a human's prayer has got to be one of the craziest.

  let us illustrate the lunacy of the situation.

  you have, in your possession, a serum that will either cure the child or at least lessen his pain.

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  czarofmischief

  Let's just say that a long-legged vixen appeared in your room. (For one thing, a vixen is literally a female fox. so if you get a coppery quadreped with extreme B.O., then God has a sense of humor.)

  would that change your attitude?

  Probably not, because God doesn't really work that way. Besides, who says that would be what you really want? she might just be amused at your... manhood...

  Suppose you are out tonight, at the pub, you meet a woman who just happens to be utterly perfect for you? Not long-legged, but personality wise, perfect?

  Not bloody likely, you say.

  Which is the greater miracle?

  Ask for something you really need, man, not just stupid stuff.

  CZAR
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  What would be a good age to die?

  by Joker10 in

  1. jw
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  wat do you think is a 'good' age to die?

  if i'm physically active and strong, i say 74.

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  czarofmischief

  At 89, shot by a jealous husband.

  CZAR
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  Add Singles Topic

  by Francois in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  should we ask simon to put a singles page on here?

  like: "male seeks female with boat and motor.

  must be able to clean and cook fish and remember to keep refrigerator stocked with beer at all times.

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  czarofmischief

  Now, about that ability to drink you under the table; it's been many a year, but I am willing to give it a go. What do I get if I win?

  I don't know. I've never met anyone who could do it. Ten to one I'm tending to you all night, holding your hair back, and not in a fun way, either...

  CZAR
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  Add Singles Topic

  by Francois in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  should we ask simon to put a singles page on here?

  like: "male seeks female with boat and motor.

  must be able to clean and cook fish and remember to keep refrigerator stocked with beer at all times.

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  czarofmischief

  I'm looking for - open minded woma(e)n for open ended open relationship...

  Age / size / weight unimportant. Clean snatch essential.

  Asskicking skills and ability to drink me under the table required (for your own safety).

  CZAR
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  Back in the meat raffle of life!

  by joannadandy in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  of late i have been rattling on about my new boy toy- .

  it was a wonderful summer romance that began with the kick off of memorial day fireworks, peaked on the fourth of july--and fizzled out before labor day.

  oui?

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  czarofmischief

  Just wanted to point out that if you wanted to hold somebody down and spank them, I'd be happy to.. erm... assist...

  CZAR
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  The long, boring, and pointless story of CZAR - with happy ending!

  by czarofmischief in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here it is, it took me two days to write and therefore nobody should actually be able to read it.. the purpose of writing a story like mine down serves two purposes.

  first, i must find a coherent understanding and explanation of the events that have befallen me.

  second, i hope that my story helps others in some way, to let them know that there is indeed "light at the end of the tunnel.

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  czarofmischief

  Just wanted to correct one massive oversight on my part - the role of JWD in setting my mind free.

  You see, up until two years ago, I had no internet access. And I was still being a half dub. But through the exchanges of encouragment here - I've been able to gradually begin doing things I've always wanted to do - like pursue the life I've always wanted, listen to heavy metal, celebrate Xmas, Halloween, my frigging BIRTHDAY! Guilt free!

  So, thanks Simon, and Angharad, for giving up your husband's time and working on this to make it the incredible success it is. Well done, old bean, well done.

  CZAR
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  Stripping away layers of guilt-Couldn't have done it without JWD

  by pamkw in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i come here a lot, read always and post sometimes.

  what i have learned from this board would take to long to write.

  so this is a thank you to simon and everyone else.

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  czarofmischief

  Yeah, thanks Simon... I don't think I gave you enough credit on my forum topic about my life. You have seriously made it possible for me to erupt from the JW cocoon and become my own person.

  Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "Great. I helped make CZAR what he is..."

  Well, love me or loathe me, I'm here to stay, as long as I don't get banned.

  Love ya, Simon.

  CZAR
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  "There Is No Servant InThe World As a Good Colored Servant"

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the watchtower society is supposed to be without racial prejudice.

  god's channel would be expected to be unlike the world in its ungodly views.

  yet, the watchtower magazine as well as other publications at times spoke of the black race as accursed, uneducated and unable to adequately teach the word thru the publications.

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  I have lots of good black manservants... I mean... friends!!!

  C.T. sure was the faithful and discreet slaveowner, wasn't he?

  CZAR
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  ******* Morons

  by SixofNine in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  news break

  08/24/2003 17:07:21 est

  autistic boy dies during wis. service

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  czarofmischief

  Holy cow!

  Well, I guess there are worse things than being a dub... not many, but some, eh?

  I'm starting to think that I need to become politically active against religion.

  CZAR
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  Why the difference in JW approach in US/Canada/UK etc

  by core in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  reading here today a recurring thought came to me - why such huge differences in the organisation approach country by country?

  it seems to me that in a lot of cases the actions of the congs/elders/branch in the us is fanatical if not lunatic whereas reports from canada show a milder approach, as with posts re issues in the uk - is this the case and if so what do you thing causes it - .

  reading the many elder abuse issues from the us indicates a lot (not all) of the elders there are absolute stark raving mad - power control freaks with little intelligence or learning - are things worse there than in other places?

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  czarofmischief

  Also, the US is a huge country, with a vast difference in the character of people that live in say, Pittsburgh than Oklahoma. PIttsburgh is very sarcastic, always talking back, very tough minded - hardcore with a capital K.

  Oklahomans are more polite, more demanding of respect. Our cultural differences is what got me fired.

  And californians are just frigging nuts.

  CZAR