Integ,
is this for real? What month? After a few years away from the org, I have a hard time distinguishing what might be a joke from something for real.
I like this piece:
My worldly relatives were impressed, when while they were having a barbacue, which I avoided due to my Christian conscience, I retired to my sleeping quarters to study the Watchtower lesson.
Ohh, sure. The relatives were really impressed on how unpolite and socially unskilled this man was. Yes, they were!
Observador.