Posts by AndDontCallMeShirley

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Jehovah told to Moses: "....kill every woman who has had sexual relations with a man"

by opusdei1972 in

in numbers 31 we read the following:.

jehovah then told moses:2 take vengeance for the israelites on the midianites.

afterward you will be gathered to your people.3 so moses spoke to the people, saying: equip men from among you for battle against midian and to execute jehovahs vengeance on midian.4 you should send 1,000 of each tribe of all the tribes of israel into the army............ 7 they waged war against midian, just as jehovah had commanded moses, and they killed every male.8 along with the others slain, they killed the kings of midian, namely, evi, rekem, zur, hur, and reba, the five kings of midian.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Ironically, men have no hymen.

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The Watchtower and its absurd accusations against the Church Fathers

by opusdei1972 in

i love to read the watchtower's article "the church fathersadvocates of bible truth?

" (w01 4/15 pp.

there we may read the most contadictory statements of the watchtower society, which shows how deceptive and ignorant is the jehovah's witnesses religion.. .

AndDontCallMeShirley

For all of WT's posturing against the Catholic Church, it is the height of hypocrisy to then adopt concepts of the CC that have become the foundation of WT's theology:

> the name "Jehovah" is a Catholic invention

> disfellowshipping (excomminucation)

> WT has no problem using the Bible canon compiled by the CC

> hierarchical church structure

If the CC is, and was, "apostate" Christianity as WT claims, then why does WT copy so much of what the CC does? And WT has no problem referring to Catholic sources as an authority...when these sources agree with WT's thinking.

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October 1914? Really?

by sylvlef in

km august 2014, page 3 paragraph 6(article for this week's service meeting):.

"the month of october 2014 will see the 100th anniversary of the establishment of the kingdom.

for this occasion a special edition of the watchtower will be on this theme.".

AndDontCallMeShirley

Of course, what the 2014 KM ignores, and what WT has ignored for decades, is that for nearly 60 years WT proclaimed Jesus' presence began in 1874, not 1914:

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The Scriptures show that the second presence [of the Lord] was due in 1874 . . . . This proof shows that the Lord has been present since 1874.
--The Watch Tower, 1 March 1923, page 67

Surely there is not the slightest room for doubt in the mind of a truly consecrated child of God that the Lord Jesus is present and has been since 1874.
--The Watch Tower, 1 January 1924, page 5

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WT taught that Jesus began ruling in 1878, and 1914 was proclaimed to be the year of Armageddon, not the beginning of Jesus' presence:

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"Be not surprised, then, when in subsequent chapters we present proofs that the setting up of the Kingdom of God is already begun, that it is pointed out in prophecy as due to begin the exercise of power in A.D. 1878, and that the 'battle of the great day of God Almighty (Rev. 16:14) which will end in A.D. 1914 with the complete overthrow of earth's present rulership, is already commenced. The gathering of the armies is plainly visible from the standpoint of God's word." (Studies in the Scriptures, Vol. 2, The Time Is At Hand, 1889 Ed., p. 101. The 1915 Edition of this texts changed "A.D. 1914" to read 'A.D. 1915')

"In the coming 26 years [1914/1915] , all present governments will be overthrown and dissolved." (C.T. Russell, Studies in the Scriptures, Vol. 2, p. 98-99, 1889)

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October 1914? Really?

by sylvlef in

km august 2014, page 3 paragraph 6(article for this week's service meeting):.

"the month of october 2014 will see the 100th anniversary of the establishment of the kingdom.

for this occasion a special edition of the watchtower will be on this theme.".

AndDontCallMeShirley

So what is the rationalisation for saying That the kingdom was specifically to Begin in october 1914?

explanation: the irrational exhuberance of CT Russell built upon the irrational exhuberance of the Adventists.

I guess October is the wrong month to stop sniffing glue.

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Service Meeting Adjustment w/c 1st September

by konceptual99 in

jw
friends

probably nothing of major note but there is an adjustment to the service meeting of w/c 1st september to allow for a 15 min local needs the society have asked the elders to deliver.

this is in uk and i've no idea if it affects other regions.. if it's uk only then i suspect it's either specifically about donations or more likely the status of the new branch facility, asking for volunteers/money.

given that the elder delivering it in our hall is prominent on the local rbc then i suspect the latter.. .

AndDontCallMeShirley

"September 1, 2014

To All Congregations

Dear Brothers Domestics,

This is a reminder to all in God's Organization™ that the Governing Body is the Faithful Slave. While not claiming outrightly to be better than you, it evidently would not be inappropriate for the rank and file to adopt that view.

Jesus has taken an early retirement and therefore is not a significant factor in God's Organization™ any longer. Talking about Jesus, or believing in him, is optional and the extent of belief and usage in the future is up to the individual conscience of each Jehovah's Witness.

Please continue to venerate JW.Org.

Despite the fact that Armageddon is coming soon, Jehovah™ needs your cash. As we all know, wars are expensive. Jehovah™ cannot be expected to finance his coming day of wrath alone- he needs your generous support. Holding back your "valuable things" will only delay your hoped-for destruction of all humankind- the wicked, disgusting, filthy world- you know, everyone who is not a Jehovah's Witness™. Due to a shortage of 95# hailstones, Jehovah™ has been forced to acquire the necessary hailstones for Armageddon at great cost. Please give generously.

Finally, as a reminder, please remember that the Governing Body is the Faithful Slave.

[edit, as per Londo] We are pleased to be Your Masters,

The Governing Body (The Faithful Slave)"

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Jehovah told to Moses: "....kill every woman who has had sexual relations with a man"

by opusdei1972 in

in numbers 31 we read the following:.

jehovah then told moses:2 take vengeance for the israelites on the midianites.

afterward you will be gathered to your people.3 so moses spoke to the people, saying: equip men from among you for battle against midian and to execute jehovahs vengeance on midian.4 you should send 1,000 of each tribe of all the tribes of israel into the army............ 7 they waged war against midian, just as jehovah had commanded moses, and they killed every male.8 along with the others slain, they killed the kings of midian, namely, evi, rekem, zur, hur, and reba, the five kings of midian.

AndDontCallMeShirley

rebel8: A loving god wouldn't wait for Iron Age humans to catch up to his perfect ethics and lovingkindness. S/he would take the lead by commanding them to do the right thing and teaching them why

This is exactly the point Fundies fail to see.

If their god is so loving, so superior and therefore worthy of worship, why didn't he/she raise humans' morality and higher consciousness rather than stoop to the same level as humans and perpetuate the problems that already existed?

"Historical context" is a lame copout to excuse the inexcusable.

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Jehovah told to Moses: "....kill every woman who has had sexual relations with a man"

by opusdei1972 in

in numbers 31 we read the following:.

jehovah then told moses:2 take vengeance for the israelites on the midianites.

afterward you will be gathered to your people.3 so moses spoke to the people, saying: equip men from among you for battle against midian and to execute jehovahs vengeance on midian.4 you should send 1,000 of each tribe of all the tribes of israel into the army............ 7 they waged war against midian, just as jehovah had commanded moses, and they killed every male.8 along with the others slain, they killed the kings of midian, namely, evi, rekem, zur, hur, and reba, the five kings of midian.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Perry: This is a reasoned treatment of the subject.

I read nothing in your reference that came even close to being "reasoned".

Unless, of course, you're a fundamentalist Christian and throw all humanity out the window to support your dickhead OT god...then almost anything becomes 'reasonable'.

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Jehovah told to Moses: "....kill every woman who has had sexual relations with a man"

by opusdei1972 in

in numbers 31 we read the following:.

jehovah then told moses:2 take vengeance for the israelites on the midianites.

afterward you will be gathered to your people.3 so moses spoke to the people, saying: equip men from among you for battle against midian and to execute jehovahs vengeance on midian.4 you should send 1,000 of each tribe of all the tribes of israel into the army............ 7 they waged war against midian, just as jehovah had commanded moses, and they killed every male.8 along with the others slain, they killed the kings of midian, namely, evi, rekem, zur, hur, and reba, the five kings of midian.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Business idea : Working out of a van. "Mobile Hymen stretching "

Wouldn't a stretch limousine be a better choice?

"We expand our business while we expand yours".

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The King of the North is getting Angry...

by rhodesboy in

this topic is of a theological nature.

if you have some scriptural insight, please share.

grievances are not welcome!.

AndDontCallMeShirley

So you aren't an expert in economics, but we should listen to your explanation of economics and the Bible?

See...I told you rhodesboy is a Bethel Baby posting here on his lunch break. He has WT written all over him.

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The King of the North is getting Angry...

by rhodesboy in

this topic is of a theological nature.

if you have some scriptural insight, please share.

grievances are not welcome!.

AndDontCallMeShirley

I welcome unwelcome grievances about theological topics. Again if you don't believe in welcoming unwelcome theological grievances don't waste my time.