AndDontCallMeShirley

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  This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  2. beliefs

  so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

  a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

  then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  "know" and "fact" = we (WT) are guessing/fantasizing/hoping/pulling stuff out of our a$$. Just go with it.
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  Warwick Building Project Fluff Stories

  by bruh2012 in

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  2. beliefs

  talking about an article that makes you want to throw-up in your mouth- wt-study jan 15, 2015 the offered themselves willingly.. amazing the psych job of selling your business, moving your entire family, quiting your job to be a "temporary" worker at the new world headquarters!.

  throw your livelyhood away only to get the "feeling" that jehovahs is blessing you!

  i wish there was away to track the psych job during patterson and other major projects of what happened to all the "friends" that sold and got rid of their livelyhood then and where are they now.. did you ever sacrifce it all for a building project only to be left with nothing after your "spiritual high"?.

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  steve2: the smell of the end has vaporized

  Oh, there's still a smell...and it's coming from an 'end' alright.
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  Awful WTBTS " infomercial " funeral service talk

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  w77 6/1 pp.

  346-347 mourning and funeralsfor whom?

  a funeral or memorial service?

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  Some have thought that a funeral is for the purpose of eulogizing the deceased

  Yes, "some" have thought this. It is everyone except JWs. WT fails to understand the rest of humanity has a heart, so considers it a fatal flaw to actually want to eulogize a loved one.
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  Warwick Building Project Fluff Stories

  by bruh2012 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  talking about an article that makes you want to throw-up in your mouth- wt-study jan 15, 2015 the offered themselves willingly.. amazing the psych job of selling your business, moving your entire family, quiting your job to be a "temporary" worker at the new world headquarters!.

  throw your livelyhood away only to get the "feeling" that jehovahs is blessing you!

  i wish there was away to track the psych job during patterson and other major projects of what happened to all the "friends" that sold and got rid of their livelyhood then and where are they now.. did you ever sacrifce it all for a building project only to be left with nothing after your "spiritual high"?.

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  Did you ever sacrifce it all for a building project only to be left with nothing after your "spiritual high"?

  It's called being a JW...and the experience isn't limited only to building projects.
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  JW and Mormon Channel on ROKU

  by rrb2016 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my dad used to say that joan collins was a "poor man's elizabeth taylor.

  " inow know what he meant.. well, this weekend i spent some time watching a bit of jw broadcasting and the mormon channel on roku.

  after watching samples of both, i can say that the jw's are a poor man's mormon.

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  I can say that the JW's are a poor man's Mormon. Especially if you compare the JW GB 8 to the Mormon Elders/Quorum of 12. The Mormon leaders are so much better in their speaking abilities, the way they dress

  Amazing what an education will do for a person. I think Mormon beliefs are as goofy as the JW's, but at least Mormon teachings don't hamstring a person for life by telling them not to attend college and make something of themselves.
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  Is there ANYTHING Jehovah(TM) doesn't hate??

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  ...apart from door knocking, meetings and kingdom melodies?.

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  He made blood and now hates it. What a prize pillock he is.

  He invented a woman's period...then declares her "unclean" when she actually experiences it.

  He invented sex...but hates everything about it and thinks it's a sin.

  He invented death...then has the audacity to call it man's "enemy". Ya think? In fact, god likes death, demands it through sacrifice.

  He allegedly wants humans to work together in harmony...then gets pissed when they do (Tower of Babel).
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  Is there ANYTHING Jehovah(TM) doesn't hate??

  by punkofnice in

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  ...apart from door knocking, meetings and kingdom melodies?.

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  ...apart from Door Knocking, Meetings and Kingdom Melodies?

  Well, considering that door knocking has been minimized in favor of literature carts and JW Org booths, apparently Jehovah™ doesn't like D to D that much.

  Meetings have been cut back considerably compared to just a few years ago, so apparentlty Jehovah™ doesn't like meetings much either.

  Kingdumb Maladies were changed a few years ago and changed again just recently; apparently Jeohovah™ doesn't like his own tunes very much.

  And, by extension, I think Jehovah's™ general hate, angst and disgust with everything he's created is merely a projection of his own self-loathing.

  So to answer your question: no, there isn't anything Jehovah™ doesn't hate.
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  In your opinion: What is the average IQ of the Governing Body?

  by LogCon in

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  i don't know if this question has been asked before,.

  but, in any case,.

  based on the comments of the governing body, at various conventions, annual meetings , info-mmercials, etcetara, etcetara, etcetera, [ i loved yule brenner in the king and i],.

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  A total of 250 divided by 7.
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  One Day Assembly Costs How Much, WTF?

  by NoMoreHustle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the recent circuit assembly day cost get this... $17,0000 in an assembly hall that they own!

  this was announced during the assmbly at the 3/4 mark of days activities.

  after he said how much the assembly cost, he then proceeded to say that we have recieved $6,000 in donations up to this point of the day.

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  Vidiot: That's a 500% profit. Man, I'm in the wrong line of work.

  All you have to do is sell your soul, Vidiot.
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  Convention new book reveals "GROUP 2" of the 1914 generation...the horror.

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. experiences

  gods kingdom rules!

  the convention book released yesterday....say hi to group 2 of the 1914 generation!!

  a graph shows group 1 being fred franz john barr etc...with a group 2 consisting of the current young faithful slaves we "met" the "group ones.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  punkofnice: What makes me sad is how the R&F will believe this nonsense without thinking about it seriously.

  Punkie- thinking seriously about WT doctrine always leads to trouble. JWs have to have a good sense of humor (and no common sense) in order to remain a JW. Stupid is as stupid does.