I doubt it's true but at least she gave her idiot father the finger three times.
AndDontCallMeShirley
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new assembly experience... what do you reckon to this one?
by purrpurr inok so aparently there was this young girl who wanted to study with the jw's because she loved the bible so much.
she asked her fathers permission but he refused, after much nagging though he said she could have a study if she was prepared to have one of her fingers chopped off.
he thought the is would stop her but she was willing so he got a knife and cut off one of her fingers... a little while later she wanted to attend the meetings and he said no and again when nagged said she could attend meetings if she had another finger chopped off so she agreed and he chopped off a second finger.
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Ham had sex with his mother...
by JosephP inin genesis 9:22, it says, "ham saw his fathers (noah) nakedness.
" over the years i have heard many theories of waht that meant.
leviticus 18:8...20:11...and 20:20-21 says.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
People are looking for something deeper in the Ham account
I think the whole account is bologne...
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THE CULT STRIKES AGAIN!!!
by DATA-DOG init's amazing what you perceive, once you know ttatt.
today's wt mind-control session was an amazing example of cult mind control techniques in action!!
the program was about hearing jeehoobies voice!
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AndDontCallMeShirley
"Children must be taught how to think, not what to think." - Margaret Mead
"Children [adult JWs] must be taught what to think, not how to think." -Watchtower Babble and Crap Society
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Ham had sex with his mother...
by JosephP inin genesis 9:22, it says, "ham saw his fathers (noah) nakedness.
" over the years i have heard many theories of waht that meant.
leviticus 18:8...20:11...and 20:20-21 says.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
ADCMS............................................has anyone ever told you that you're a real ham?
I have been called a honey ham before...but now I'm cured.
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Ham had sex with his mother...
by JosephP inin genesis 9:22, it says, "ham saw his fathers (noah) nakedness.
" over the years i have heard many theories of waht that meant.
leviticus 18:8...20:11...and 20:20-21 says.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
Ham had sex with his mother...
It must have made the "This little piggy went to the market" game really awkward after that...
P.S.
....If he was drunk at the time, would that be Ham on rye?
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I don't understand the psyche of JW
by bobld inthe majority have good jobs,drive newer vehicles,have nice homes,go on vacations.all in all they have the smarts.. however,rwhen it comes to their religion,they are dummer than a sack of hammers.they drive around in circles to get two hours of service time.they can't differentiate what the fds/gb say is from jehovah god,when in reality it is the stuff that comes out of a horses ass.what the horse eats(as it were food at the proper time from the gb) comes out of the horse as manure(shit sounds better) as a loving provision from jehovah.. .
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AndDontCallMeShirley
JWs are no different than a self-made millionaire Mormon who believes in magic spectacles and golden plates or a famous, A-List actor in Scientology who believes in Scientology nonsense.
Provincialism, being a member of the exclusive, special club, is appealing to almost everyone, and a good many people will shelve all common sense to keep their membership card and nifty decoder ring.
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Ham had sex with his mother...
by JosephP inin genesis 9:22, it says, "ham saw his fathers (noah) nakedness.
" over the years i have heard many theories of waht that meant.
leviticus 18:8...20:11...and 20:20-21 says.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
Ham had sex with his mother...
So, Ham porked her?
That isn't Kosher at all.
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November 8th Special Meeting
by Chris Tann inanyone have any leaks on this three hour meeting we are having early november?.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
5 bucks says New NWT in Spanish!
Si. Official Title: "El Newvo Grande Bovine KaKa".
They blew their wad at the annual meeting
Too easy. No comment
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A QUESTION FOR JW'S who say, "The brothers were overly zealous" about 1975
by Terry in"what was the actual significance of that year, then?".
if jw's were overly zealous, what was the exact amount of zeal encouraged by the wts for a non-event which took up.
over 7 years of every jw's time?.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
Well, of course the original miscalculation as to when 6,000 years of man's existence ended was god's fault, not WT's. WT was using a "flawed" King James Bible...the Bible being God's Word, which He apparently didn't correct for his chosen true religion:
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***Salvation book chap.16 p.287 par.12***
According to an inaccurate chronology that had been worked out from the King James Authorized Version Bible, Russell calculated that Christ’s "presence" had begun in the year 1874 C.E., *
unseen to human eyes and seen only by the eye of faith. This was why, when he began publishing a new religious magazine in defense of the ransom sacrifice of Jesus Christ, Russell entitled it "Zion’s Watch Tower and Herald of Christ’s Presence." *
* if Russell was the Faithful Slave, wouldn't God or Jesus have informed him the KJ was wrong before allowing Russell to teach the wrong date for Jesus' return for over 50 years? Or, did God not know that the KJ Bible was wrong and, therefore, didn't know any more than Russell and couldn't correct him?
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***w74 8/15 pp.506-507***
In 1877, Russell joined Nelson H. Barbour in publishing the book Three Worlds, and the Harvest of This World. It indicated that the end of the Gentile Times in 1914 would be preceded by a forty-year period to open with a three-and-a-half-year harvest beginning in 1874 C.E. According to Bible chronology thereafter adopted, it was understood that 6,000 years of man’s existence on earth ended in 1872, whereas six millenniums of human sin concluded and the seventh millennium began in 1874. Christ’s presence was thought to have begun in October 1874, at the start of the great antitypical Jubilee.—Lev. chap. 25; Rev. 20:4.
"According to trustworthy Bible chronology six thousand years from man’s creation will end in 1975, and the seventh period of a thousand years of human history will begin in the fall of 1975 C.E." —Life Everlasting – In Freedom of the Sons of God, 1966, p. 29
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Opps! 2015 Calendar with errors
by pixel into all congregations in the united states branch territory.
re: 2015 calendar in english.
if many publishers in your congregation have requested the 2015 calendar in english,.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
The month of "Jehovah".
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29 days on the calendar and not a damn thing happens...ever.
It's the most ineffective month offering nothing but dashed hopes and deafening silence. Typical.