ah...lemon lemony.
I've been white most of my life and have never heard that before
black don't crack - asian don't raisin.. meaning?.
black and asian people usually have firm facial skin..
ah...lemon lemony.
I've been white most of my life and have never heard that before
black don't crack - asian don't raisin.. meaning?.
black and asian people usually have firm facial skin..
That's a new one. Like Pledge lemony, lemon drop lemony or lemonade lemony?
I'm not sure how to make "lemony" into a catchy phrase for caucasions without it sounding ascerbic....
black don't crack - asian don't raisin.. meaning?.
black and asian people usually have firm facial skin..
No catchy skin-related phrases for caucasians? I'm disappointed.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/05/jehovahs-witnesses-convention-detroit/10044419/.
five days a week, donald guinn, 59, goes door-to-door in his eastpointe, michigan neighborhood to deliver the message of the jehovah's witnesses.. it's a requirement of his faith to preach the gospel and one that he and more than 40,000 members in 200 congregations in southeastern michigan take seriously.. on friday, guinn will be one of about 45,000 jehovah's witnesses from around the world expected to flock to ford field for a three-day annual convention that kicks off a series of international conventions taking place in coming months.
in july, there will be another jehovah's witnesses gathering in detroit, also expected to draw 45,000.. the theme is keep seeking first god's kingdom, a belief that eventually god's kingdom of peace will come to earth.
"We have to thank Jehovah's Witnesses for being on the forefront of protecting everyone's freedoms"
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Sadly, the same freedoms WT defends for its corporate interests are denied to a person once they actually become one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
Ironically, KateWild posted this article just 3 days ago: http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/scandals/280461/1/JW-refuses-to-provide-wedding-stationery-to-Gay-couple#.U5JJBY3n_Sc
I guess "everyone" doesn't include gay people....
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About 86% of Jehovah's Witnesses say religion is very important in their life, the highest rate of any religious group Pew surveyed. And 82% of them pray at least once a week, also the highest of any group.
The BIG question here is: why are these numbers not 100% ???
wt is retiring district overseers, has sent older jws serving at bethel packing despite years of faithful service, and as of june 1, 2014, has announced that any elder that has reached 80 years of age is no longer valued or wanted as a cobe.
in wt land it would appear that older people have little or no value, and wt sees no reason to use them in any meaningful capacity.
i wonder how this makes older ones feel after devoting their lives to wt's interests while shelving their own hopes and dreams?.
I once read that a great manager or business owner will never require an employee to do something the mgr/owner isn't willing to do. I wonder if the GB will be great 'managers' and retire themselves at 80? *
First to go: Sam Herd.
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* we all know the answer...I'm just fantasizing.
their website provides snippets on progress in a section called fast facts-worldwide...but for all the pizzaz, it's outdated.
they give the worldwide memorial attendance for last year (19,241,252) - which was less than in 2011, but do not tell us the current year's worldwide attendance - even though it was almost 2 months ago.
doesn't that make the snippets slow facts-worldwide?
Doesn't that make the snippets SLOW FACTS-WORLDWIDE?
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Please remeber, steve2, Jehovah still rides a chariot, despite the fact that we live in the Age of the Internet, jet airplanes and automobiles. You can't expect his website to move any faster than at a chariot's pace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=potrr2qxhue.
.. if armageddon is "imminent", why is wt focused on sight-seeing, entertainment, travel, etc.
instead of preaching and saving people??.
@ Splash: Showed my other half. She looked at me as if to say "Is this for real?"
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Funny, that's the same reaction the "Sparlock"™ video got by every JW who saw it before they went to their DC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=potrr2qxhue.
.. if armageddon is "imminent", why is wt focused on sight-seeing, entertainment, travel, etc.
instead of preaching and saving people??.
Obviously many JWs don't understand that International Conventions are an exclusive JW club. They think they can just show up and be warmly accepted like they would be at any other convention. After asking JWBrothers for info. on dates and travel info., here are some funny comments from the website administrators:
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http://www.news.jwbrothers.org/2014-international-convention-jehovahs-witnesses/
"Hi! Just a bit of info: For all of you asking about when a certain convention is, where to stay, etc. you must realize you are not to attend any convention without an invitation. You must apply through your local congregation, and wait for a reply. This is so all things will be ‘by arrangement’ as the scriptures mention. It also keeps the crowd to the proper size for each convention, so your brothers and sisters are not overcrowded. Please be obedient, and do not go to ANY convention without an invitation! Remember, he who is obedient in little things, will be obedient in bigger things!"
"100,000 brothers and sisters will be visiting the Australia International Assembly (Melbourne) and 3 other conventions in Adelaide, Perth and Townsville along with 4 (TBA) in NZ simultaneously. I cant say what the dates will be but it was read out at our local meeting that NO FAMILIES OR FRIENDS were to attend if they were NOT invited. There will be a delegation of 4,000 overseas witnesses who would have had to go through the process of being approved by their local congregation elders, the branch (who have the final say)who goes to Melbourne. I guess its a bit like Jehovah giving final instructions how we follow the directions of the appointed body it counts in his eyes how we listen to his telling us where to go and when not to. Obedience from the heart is what he wants now from us makes things move smoother for the brothers and us."
and, my favorite comment:
"By invitations only means the public is no longer welcome at these conventions?"
No, it means that most JWs are not welcome at these conventions. Welcome to the New Earth Society, brother!
JWBrothers sure has the obedience mantra down pat.
just found out from my jw mom that the congregations located in the suburbs north of seattle.
will be renting buses to shuttle people back and forth to the international convention at husky.
stadium.
Awesome...high beams and beaver ! Sounds like the Seattle convention is the place to be in 2014....
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Nathan: It was a gift when I joined The Liars' Club!
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in that case, say 'hi' to the GB for me...especially Tony Mo 3. I love his "Human Hot Dog" story...it never gets old.
just found out from my jw mom that the congregations located in the suburbs north of seattle.
will be renting buses to shuttle people back and forth to the international convention at husky.
stadium.
@ Nathan:
You have a hoverboard? Awesome!
I think the WTB&TS saw the relative isolation of the Stadium as a MAJOR appeal
Exactly. It wouldn't matter if the area was saturated with restaurants...JWs will be eating bologne and about-to-go-bad potato salad out of their picinic cooler. Jehovah™ considers it a grave sin to go out and eat during assemblies. The rest of the year he's more tolerant.
Looking forward to the cool temps. and the baptism (.)(.)