Posts by AndDontCallMeShirley

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Imperfect but 'Glorious Ones" daily text Oct.29.2014

by prologos in

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AndDontCallMeShirley

The Searcher: To any fellow Witnesses reading this, see if the "Glorious Ones" take such a forgiving attitude if you fall short of their standards!! Don't hold your breath!

Ye Old WT double standard. So true.

" how inappropriate it would be for any member of the congregation to react according to the world’s spirit, vehemently demanding “justice” or that “something be done.."

By this argument, since "demanding" for justice is "worldy" thinking, WT should quit fighting pedophilia lawsuits and just pay and be done with it.

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Keeping up with Jehovahs chariot?

by Vidqun in

witnesses are quick to remind us to keep up with jehovahs chariot.

perhaps they should examine the context of the chariot, mentioned by ezekiel.

they always quote the first part (ezek.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Witnesses are quick to remind us to keep up with Jehovah’s chariot.

When you look at WT's history of doctrinal flip-flops, a JW can save themselves a lot of trouble and just stand in one place. WT usually runs full circle and rvrntually comes right back around to where it originally started (and, predictably, calling the return home "new light", the same as it when it left home).

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new assembly experience... what do you reckon to this one?

by purrpurr in

ok so aparently there was this young girl who wanted to study with the jw's because she loved the bible so much.

she asked her fathers permission but he refused, after much nagging though he said she could have a study if she was prepared to have one of her fingers chopped off.

he thought the is would stop her but she was willing so he got a knife and cut off one of her fingers... a little while later she wanted to attend the meetings and he said no and again when nagged said she could attend meetings if she had another finger chopped off so she agreed and he chopped off a second finger.

AndDontCallMeShirley

punkie: I died 73 years ago because I was gored by a unicorn from Satan(tm) but then Jehovha(tm) wanted me for an Apostate(tm) so he resurrected me inside the bum of an elephant. Then my leg fell off and flaoted down the river in 1975.

Weird. The same exact thing happened to me...

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new assembly experience... what do you reckon to this one?

by purrpurr in

ok so aparently there was this young girl who wanted to study with the jw's because she loved the bible so much.

she asked her fathers permission but he refused, after much nagging though he said she could have a study if she was prepared to have one of her fingers chopped off.

he thought the is would stop her but she was willing so he got a knife and cut off one of her fingers... a little while later she wanted to attend the meetings and he said no and again when nagged said she could attend meetings if she had another finger chopped off so she agreed and he chopped off a second finger.

AndDontCallMeShirley

I doubt it's true but at least she gave her idiot father the finger three times.

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Ham had sex with his mother...

by JosephP in

in genesis 9:22, it says, "ham saw his fathers (noah) nakedness.

" over the years i have heard many theories of waht that meant.

leviticus 18:8...20:11...and 20:20-21 says.

AndDontCallMeShirley

People are looking for something deeper in the Ham account

I think the whole account is bologne...

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THE CULT STRIKES AGAIN!!!

by DATA-DOG in

it's amazing what you perceive, once you know ttatt.

today's wt mind-control session was an amazing example of cult mind control techniques in action!!

the program was about hearing jeehoobies voice!

AndDontCallMeShirley

"Children must be taught how to think, not what to think." - Margaret Mead

"Children [adult JWs] must be taught what to think, not how to think." -Watchtower Babble and Crap Society

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Ham had sex with his mother...

by JosephP in

in genesis 9:22, it says, "ham saw his fathers (noah) nakedness.

" over the years i have heard many theories of waht that meant.

leviticus 18:8...20:11...and 20:20-21 says.

AndDontCallMeShirley

ADCMS............................................has anyone ever told you that you're a real ham?

I have been called a honey ham before...but now I'm cured.

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Ham had sex with his mother...

by JosephP in

in genesis 9:22, it says, "ham saw his fathers (noah) nakedness.

" over the years i have heard many theories of waht that meant.

leviticus 18:8...20:11...and 20:20-21 says.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Ham had sex with his mother...

It must have made the "This little piggy went to the market" game really awkward after that...

P.S.

....If he was drunk at the time, would that be Ham on rye?

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I don't understand the psyche of JW

by bobld in

the majority have good jobs,drive newer vehicles,have nice homes,go on vacations.all in all they have the smarts.. however,rwhen it comes to their religion,they are dummer than a sack of hammers.they drive around in circles to get two hours of service time.they can't differentiate what the fds/gb say is from jehovah god,when in reality it is the stuff that comes out of a horses ass.what the horse eats(as it were food at the proper time from the gb) comes out of the horse as manure(shit sounds better) as a loving provision from jehovah.. .

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AndDontCallMeShirley

JWs are no different than a self-made millionaire Mormon who believes in magic spectacles and golden plates or a famous, A-List actor in Scientology who believes in Scientology nonsense.

Provincialism, being a member of the exclusive, special club, is appealing to almost everyone, and a good many people will shelve all common sense to keep their membership card and nifty decoder ring.

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Ham had sex with his mother...

by JosephP in

in genesis 9:22, it says, "ham saw his fathers (noah) nakedness.

" over the years i have heard many theories of waht that meant.

leviticus 18:8...20:11...and 20:20-21 says.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Ham had sex with his mother...

So, Ham porked her?

That isn't Kosher at all.