So funny all of youse guys. Thank you for sharing. I can't top any, but here goes.
We were coming up short in the contribution boxes for a few months, shorter than usual anyway. Then one day the Accts. Servant found inside a contribution box a stiff wire that comes out of the back of the old timey blue bound volume covers. You know the kind? On the tip of the wire was a big wad of bubble gum. Someone had evidently been using the wire to stick to bills in the contribution box and pull them out. Pretty slick, and a regular attender too.
I almost forgot the time that a sister was caught with a key stuck in the contribution box and the door open. It was the spare key kept in the literature servants box behind the counter. No one knew about the spare key, so she had been snooping. When asked where she got the key, she said that it was in the box already and that she was checking to see if anything had been taken.
We had a brother decide that he was anointed. He didn't tell anyone in advance, but here is how we knew. At Memorial he drank the entire glass of wine. HAHAHA! The brother serving had to come up to the platform for more wine as the glass was empty. When I left the org, I called this now DFd anointed brother to talk and asked him about it, and asked what was he thinking to drink to the entire glass. He said that he was making a statement that no one can tell him whether he is anointed or not.
We had a sweet older brother die on stage giving a student talk on the TMS. He was given CPR on stage by a brother with certification and cared for by an RN sister, but he died within a few minutes. Unlike some other examples, we ended the meeting and everyone went home.
