So let me get this straight, God can help UNBELIEVERS find a leak at a WORLDLY construction site, but he can't help HIS OWN GOVERNING BODY MEMBERS find the many, many leaks in HIS ORGANIZATION!
Let's review: It's a cult!
april video online.
at around 42 minutes, a women find jehovahs witness, but her husband is not too hot on the idea and so she has to study with her children in secret.
however eventually the husband prays to jehovah that if jehovah will help him find a leak in a construction he is working on, he will go to a meeting and presto, the next day jehovah help him find the leak so now he is a witness..
So let me get this straight, God can help UNBELIEVERS find a leak at a WORLDLY construction site, but he can't help HIS OWN GOVERNING BODY MEMBERS find the many, many leaks in HIS ORGANIZATION!
Let's review: It's a cult!
wife and i have not reported a single hour of fs in 3-4 months.
while my wife is mostly doing for me (positive thing), i know she would have rather done it.
elder asked me to turn in my fs report this past week and then he added... "we need to talk".
Elder, "So why haven't you been at the meetings for the last __________?"
You, "Oh, there are a lot of reasons, good ones. Trust me on that!"
You, "Why did it take you so long to call me? Is the CO in town?"
Elder, ignoring the obvious barb, "Do you still believe that this is Jehovah's Organization?"
You, "Why would you ask me that? Do YOU have doubts? It sounds like you're projecting your doubts on me. Have you told your fellow elders about this?"
Elder, "No, I don't have any doubts."
You, "Really? None at all?"
Elder, smugly, "That's right, none at all!"
You, "Really? Then I question your intelligence or your honesty."
Elder, indignant, "That's rude of you to say!"
You, "You think so? You come over here. You haven't made any attempts to contact me in _______ months/years, but within two minutes you're questioning my loyalty and my integrity. You're the rude one here!"
Elder, heated, "You can't talk to me that way!"
You, "Sure I can. I learned it from you."
Elder, "I'm leaving."
You, "Great idea. Come back when you've worked on your social skills a bit. "
neurotology music video - snl: https://youtu.be/fopapex6vzs
That was awesomely funny!
after years of leaked info, the gb has finally decided to publish their own shepherding textbook in epub format.. dear brothers:.
we are pleased to inform you that the shepherding textbook is now available in epub,.
mobi, and pdf format.
pronomo, thanks for sharing your insights, speculative though they are.
You reminded me of a tract we used to have that was written for the deaf. The syntax was as you described.
http://www.thanetgazette.co.uk/inquest-concludes-dad-died-margate-night-went/story-26272711-detail/story.html.
this story makes me ill with rage.
this man's crime?
do you want to know why i think people don't believe in god?
well i believe people don't want to believe in god because they are scared.
they know that if they finally do gorge the confidence to believe in him, he might discipline them for their skepticism.
pressman: i think you all are living in fear.
We have ALL denied that and yet you insist to know our motivations better than we do even though you don't know a single one of us personally.
I think you are incapable of reason and rational thought.
after years of leaked info, the gb has finally decided to publish their own shepherding textbook in epub format.. dear brothers:.
we are pleased to inform you that the shepherding textbook is now available in epub,.
mobi, and pdf format.
Tim: Obviously you don't understand Deaf culture and ASL.
No, I don't.
But I do know that many, maybe even most, deaf people can read.
How would you put ASL in written form in a book? Can you please explain?
after years of leaked info, the gb has finally decided to publish their own shepherding textbook in epub format.. dear brothers:.
we are pleased to inform you that the shepherding textbook is now available in epub,.
mobi, and pdf format.
In due course, it will also be made available in selected sign languages
Yeah, this makes me think this is a hoax.
Deaf people can read. How would the elders' book be made into sign languages anyway? A series of videos? That just silly.
after years of leaked info, the gb has finally decided to publish their own shepherding textbook in epub format.. dear brothers:.
we are pleased to inform you that the shepherding textbook is now available in epub,.
mobi, and pdf format.
EO: Beware of in-house WT-developed spyware embedded into those files ... because no commercial anti-virus software would be able to trace it.
And what would the WTBTS do if they found out someone other than an elder had their precious little book?
from so many posts and conversations on here, you'd think over 1/2 the posters here possess doctorates in theology, physics, biology, etc.
i'm curious aside from the books and research people have done here, what degrees they have.
to start, i just got an aa and going straight through full time to an mba.
OC, you STILL didn't get the entire post, you just got me quoting cantleave.
Here's the whole thing:
cantleave: A degree can help open the door, but success once you have stepped through that door depends on many other factors.
True dat!
Mostly it depends on persistence and hard work.