I'ma guessin' you gotta' ear for sum sorta' slang, but seein's as I ain't ne'er heard nuthin' like it, I got no clue. No clue, fool.
Oubliette
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Oxy-delirious Fly-on-ear ( Part 2)
by Hairtrigger inoxy-delirious fly-on-ear ( part ii) .
by hairtrigger .
now both these ladies are jaw-droppin beauties.
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2015 Convention Reminders Video!
by Atlantis incredit goes to mike & kim.. .. https://youtu.be/yj3x6wjrsaq .
.. .. atlantis!.
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Oubliette
I loved this YouTube comment:
Shark Bite :
The Watchtower, dumbing down Jehovah's Witnesses, one cartoon at a time.
The Governing Body is showing their spiritual depth by relaying everything through animations. JW's are slowly being conditioned to be taught only by cute little indoctrinating short cartoons, rather than the depth of the Bible. -
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2015 Convention Reminders Video!
by Atlantis incredit goes to mike & kim.. .. https://youtu.be/yj3x6wjrsaq .
.. .. atlantis!.
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The more they try to seem "normal," the more obvious it is that they are anything but.
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The shift: from follower to wanting to leave
by paradisebeauty inthis week has been the week when my whole way of thinking shifted.
i still cannot believe how this can happen so fast.
over a period of seven days i went from not even imagining that i could ever not be a witness to wanting to get out of this organisation.. .
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Oubliette
I have to pretend I agree with something I do not
Sadly, this is what being a JW is all about: pretending.
Their belief system is delusional. It is based on fantasy.
Fortunately you have figured that out. Yet it is a disturbing realization, especially at first.
is ok for me to understand things different than the organization and to reach different conclusions when I analyse some biblical verses.
Yes, it is absolutely ok for you to use your mind!
This isn't what the WT leadership wants, but it is the healthiest thing for you as an individual.
Welcome to the rest of your life.
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Things I trust more than the Jehovah's Witnesses Governing Body
by OnTheWayOut ini stole this, from of all places, rick fearon.
i don't know who he stole it from.
please think of more.. things i trust more than the jehovah's witnesses governing body+ the media+ mexican tap water+ cappuccino from bill cosby+ a bigfoot sighting+ a politician who says "trust me"+ an al qaeda who wants flying lessons, but skips landing and take-offs+ a hillary clinton war story+ bill clinton wanting to give a speech at an all-female school+ gas station sushi+ a brian williams or bill o'rielly news report+ email from a nigerian prince.
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"They 'thought' themselves out of the truth, and clearly they are living an unhappy life now!"
by stuckinarut2 inyep, these gems and comments were used in the talk today:.
speaking of ones who "failed to show appreciation for all the rich spiritual food we get from the f&ds", the speaker said this:.
"many have even failed to keep up with everything we are lovingly provided by christ's brothers, and rather than keeping their faith strong, they have become complacent and even critical ofjehovah's provisions!
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Oubliette
those who leave the congregations and organisations ALWAYS end up bringing unhappiness to their lives
In a way that's true. I'm unhappy that the part of my family that remains JWs won't talk to me because I no longer attend meetings. (FYI: I am technically a JW in good standing).
Whenever I meet up with a JW that still attends and they ask me how I am I always say, "My life is fantastic! The ONLY part of it that isn't good is the lack of relationship with my children." [The ones that are still Kool-Aid Drinking JWs].
It's always very telling to see the look on their faces as my statement doesn't compute because of their beliefs.
Sometimes I ask if they'd like to help with a reconciliation. They always say, "No." Always.
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Oubliette
I make charitable donations all the time:
- Breast Cancer Research
- Autism & Asperger's Educational School
- Feed the Needy
Heck, I even give a few bucks to the homeless people I see around town.
Oh, you meant "when was the last time I donated to the WTBTS"!
I quit when I began suspecting it was a cult, which was around 2002 or 2003.
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CO says "WE ARE NOW AT THE THRESHOLD OF THE THE GREAT TRIBULATION!"
by nowwhat? in40-50 years after saying "armegeddon is right around the corner" we are now making progress!!!.
gotta have a sense of humor to deal with this stuff..
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Great finds Blondie!
So evidently we've been "on the threshold" for over 65 years.
What's keeping God from walking us through the doorway?
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TROLLEY WITNESSING BECOMING A ROUSING SUCESSS!
by nowwhat? infrom last weeks meeting.
"we are now going to talk about experiences from trolley witnesssing" .
this is the honest to god response.
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I won't repost, but I found quite a few interesting pics of the trolley work.
Look here, about 1/2 way down the page:
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They might be driving me nuts
by stillin inthe "boasting session" last night included forcing the congregation to watch that stupid witnessing cart video.
then the brother handling the part discusses what a "powerful witness" is being given each time those carts roll out into public view.. experiences: had a nice conversation with a young man.
a woman took a tract.
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No, we're not part of a cult!
But these guys are: