Posts by TheMark

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This takes the cake

by Sour Grapes in

jw
friends

today during the public talk the speaker said that satan was behind the new modern phones, which are like mini computers, so that the world would have easy access to pornography..

TheMark

so all the guys in the hall are "You can check porn on phones???" - thanks for the heads up brother. A lot of fapping ensued that afternoon.

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Have you heard the one about "Back to the Future" Predicting 911??

by EndofMysteries in

when somebody posted this on fb, i was anxious to see how ridiculous it would be, probably worse then the gb prophecies, etc.

after watching the clip, i honestly don't know what to believe.

at the very least it's very entertaining and interesting.

Well we only have a few days left before Oct 21, 2015 (date Marty goes to the future). You'll find out if any of this was a prediction from the illuminati. The big question, "Will the cubbies win the world series?". Now that would be one hell of a coincidence. The Cubs haven't won since 1908.

Anyway, where's my flying car?

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If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be?

by Zoos in

cult flakes?.

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(welcome to the height of intellectual thread topics.

TheMark

Shredded Hopes
Raisin Nuts
Ego
Loco Puffs
Trix (Tony's Favorite)

29

me and my new girlfriend

by justthenorm in

you see ive started dating this girl and her family is of strong jehova belief.

now i am not i do see certain things in there studie that is true in my opinion but ive never really been a religion type of person.

i think i want to marry her but i am not a jehovas witness and am not looking to be anytime at all she says that is ok and we can still get married but i dont know how its possible or where we would even do it please i need advice

TheMark

It was a little extreme I suppose

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me and my new girlfriend

by justthenorm in

you see ive started dating this girl and her family is of strong jehova belief.

now i am not i do see certain things in there studie that is true in my opinion but ive never really been a religion type of person.

i think i want to marry her but i am not a jehovas witness and am not looking to be anytime at all she says that is ok and we can still get married but i dont know how its possible or where we would even do it please i need advice

TheMark

YOU ARE MAKING A SERIOUS MISTAKE

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Finally! The perfect JW!

by ToesUp in

the gb is happy to announce the perfect jw.

no more obedience problems!.

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TheMark

I think he's hiding a boner

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Anthony Morris III: Jehovah Blesses Obedience

by wifibandit in

http://tv.jw.org/#video/vodprogramsevents/pub-jwbmw_201509_1_video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9j7qs7bvm.

obey.

TheMark

for a guy who is supposed to be full of spirit, the tank looks kinda low right now. He needs a fix bad.

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Summary of CO visit this week.

by StarTrekAngel in

so i was eagerly (add sarcasm) awaiting the co visit this week.

for once because is less work being at the meeting.

i just have to sit down and listen.

TheMark

new lite...it wasn't the green wire but the red one...sorry

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Should Charity Organizations Be Forced To Be Transparent As To Where The Money Goes? Watchtower's Financial Books Should Be Made Public

by Brokeback Watchtower in

i know there is much encouragement for charities to have financial transparency and i'm all for it reguardless of whether they are a religion or whatever.

also lawsuit pay out should made easy identifiable on tax form too.

any charity should be accountable to the general public when funds are used to pay out lawsuits so that the general public is aware of where their money is going.

TheMark

Absolutely, along with a list of all managers/officers' assets and personal donations/gifts received.

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Brother who works on JW Broadcasting gave a 20 minute talk, said something big is coming next month.

by wifibandit in

via /r/exjw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc7vhu8l88k.

TheMark

Opening an online store.