Surreptitious

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Watchtower covers - competition.
by dmouse in
1. social
2. humour
this is in the jokes and humour section, so if you are easily offended by jokes and humour please leave now.

ok all you clever jwd computer bods, how about a competition to create the most amusing or thought provoking watchtower cover?.

here is the original cover:.
Surreptitious
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Math trick ... I will read your mind across the 'Net
by Simon in
1. social
2. humour
we'll give this a try and see if it works ...

1. on a piece of paper, write down a three or four digit number.

make it completely random with lots of different digits, like 6710 or 741. .
Surreptitious

Isn't it the other way around Doc?
10
This is what a forty is!
by got my forty homey? in
1. jw
2. friends
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this is what a forty is homeys?.

got something for my drink!?
Surreptitious

Gotta go with Shamus on this one, Guinness over Corona.
Syrup
47
Watchtower covers - competition.
by dmouse in
1. social
2. humour
this is in the jokes and humour section, so if you are easily offended by jokes and humour please leave now.

ok all you clever jwd computer bods, how about a competition to create the most amusing or thought provoking watchtower cover?.

here is the original cover:.
Surreptitious
45
An Enormous Lump Has Appeared!
by Englishman in
1. jw
2. friends
in my trousers, too!

heh heh, englishman getting smutty, you think?

today, early this afternoon, i was clambering about on someone's roof making a repair to the dormer window.
Surreptitious

Actually E-man, Simon's always been here.
40
Out of the mist
by Greenpalmtreestillmine in
1. jw
2. friends
i posted here just a little back in january of 2001. i scrambled out of here right quick then since i was still active and fearful of so many things.

i am inactive but not exactly a non jw yet.

i am a conservative person and still believe that some of the teachings of jws are good though i do not agree with everything that's for sure!
Surreptitious

Hi Sabrina!
Six, Bob Schneider's great isn't he?
Syrup
82
Only In America.
by Englishman in
1. jw
2. friends
we've been home for 5 days now.

we've met some wonderful people too.

hl and i loved america and the americans.. i thought i'd just post a few observations about how we as brits saw your country.
Surreptitious

We normally put syrup on it, although the Scots prefer just salt.
Pardon me?
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WWW.Freeminds dot Org
by ScoobySnax in
1. jw
2. friends
watchers of the watchtower world............. who is it that fishes and sniffs about on here and decides to include some posts from here into their site, and label it wt news?

i've had some of my posts stuck on there (you can always tell, an unusually high number of views/posts are made to your posts) you can almost predict which posts will make the grade.

who said they can post there what i might post here, or is the forum affiliated with them?
Surreptitious

That's exactly how I found JWD too.
19
Be careful with your penmanship.....:)
by Tatiana in
1. social
2. humour
my dad sent me this...... a co-worker got a pen stuck inside his printer.

i told him to put a note on the printer telling other co-workers not to use it and then report it to the help desk.

so he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled a note on it.
Surreptitious

i heard you, the scanner, and the printer got in a little three-way action while the monitor, um, monitored everything
He would've if it weren't for his floppy disk.
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Be careful with your penmanship.....:)
by Tatiana in
1. social
2. humour
my dad sent me this...... a co-worker got a pen stuck inside his printer.

i told him to put a note on the printer telling other co-workers not to use it and then report it to the help desk.

so he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled a note on it.
Surreptitious

You're right.