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  I want to ask her out...

  by DanTheMan in

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  there's a girl in my math class at community college who...omg she is such a hottie.

  a babe-alicious babe.. i am very inexperienced in these matters, i guess you could say i'm relationship challenged.. how do i approach her?

  she seems to struggle a bit with the material we're covering in class, and it comes pretty easy to me.

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  Hey Dan, I have an idea. Ask Aztec out.

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  Add a Caption

  by IronGland in

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  "The other white meat."
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  I joined the jst2laws club..

  by Valis in

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  i went down to see my kids in south texas this weekend and perhaps like job or even jonah i was tested yet alas i returned home victorious after seeing my beautiful children.

  thursday my clutch cable broke in austin..delay of having to see the kiddies the next day...friday i am there 3 or 4 hours and i slice my finger open bad enough to see little bits of fatty tissue and the bone...profuse bleeding.... almost 4 hours of waiting & crap plus 6 stitches in er, i wasn't going to go to the er, but i got yelled at a lot..*lol*....eh finally i get there back to kids and we had a great time shopping,, hanging out, watching harry potter movies, tickling, laughing, and mostly me just watching them play and be themselves.

  this morning rolls around and i leave early..crosswinds and it gets colder as i get closer to dallas, seven and a half hours later i am very glad to be home and i guess like they say...buy your ticket and take your ride.

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  Kids are cool Valis.
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  Fluff thread: swing dancing

  by bebu in

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  i enjoy swing dancing because it's very creative as a social dance.

  you can learn a little or a lot, and enjoy it easily.

  my parents taught me a little bit about swing dancing when i was young.

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  Love it.
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  Could someone please call me?

  by Aztec in

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  i seem to have lost my stupid phone.... lots of people here have my phone number and i would appreciate it if someone would call me so i can locate the goddamn thing!

  i wouldn't normally start a thread like this but i need my phone!

  i need it to find a job (and gossip...j/k)/!

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  Now I"ve heard everything.....
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  My dad died too

  by Brummie in

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  november 9th, i got the call at approx 5.15am that morning and have just arrived home from his house in the midlands for the first time since then.

  age 65, very happy man regardless of his illness, had all his wits about him but didnt have any lungs left to help him make it through, suffered a lot.

  never became a witness inspite of mom and 3 of his children being jws for years.

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  Sorry to hear it Brum.
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  things that make you go AGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!

  by lurk in

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  kingdom melodies did it for me everytime.. i tired so hard not to have uncharitable thoughts about the ppl who wrote the tunes and words to the kingdom melodies.

  there were about 2 that i could stomach.. the rest were so totally uninspiring and mechanical.. .i can say that apart from maybe 2 i didnt get any up lifting joy from them.. elders complained that ppl wern't learning the tunes and singing properly.they got realy irritated over it .but i really really hate the dam songs .

  eveyone sounded totally joyless

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  Yeah and then you acidentally swallow it.
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  Now it's wrong to sweep up!!!

  by petespal2002 in

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  at a meeting last thursday night, so i'm reliably informed, a brother was sweeping up outside the kh as he always does every meeting.

  on this occasion however, he was taken to one side by an elder, told it was not his place to sweep the front of the hall, and to go back to a neighbouring congregation as he is "not wanted here!".

  maybe only the super-righteous can sweep in public and the rest of us slosh out the latrines!!!!!!!!!

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  Maybe it's because he wasn't sweeping stuff under the rug.
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  Nipple Question

  by Stacy Smith in

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  i see at least two males here (according to their avatars) have nipple piercings.

  the only question that comes to mind is.....why?

  is it something that you have done to impress women?

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  I got it done so that more hot girls would like me. Cuz I can attract more guys if hot girls like me. And if I attract more guys, then nice girls will like me. And if nice girls like me, then their mothers (and sometimes fathers) will like me. If the parents like me, they'll want me to be with their daughters and sons. It's good to hang out with daughters and sons cuz everybody's a daughter or a son so that means you're hanging out with everybody. I want to hang out with everybody cuz if everybody likes me, I'll attract more hot girls......
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  WT Covers comp continued...................

  by qwerty in

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  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/61656/936380/post.ashx#936380

  continuing from dmouses topic our new enjoyable hobby............. .

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