"Smoke? No my 400 pound S&M hermaphroditic lesbian lover won't let me."
Surreptitious
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Inane question of the year...so far.
by meat pie inhello everyone, this question was asked of me by a 'tame' jw today, 'have you thought of starting smoking?'.
the question was put as if now that i don't go to meetings any more, i'd want to take up smoking!
as i'm middle-aged and packed in the fags yonks ago, it was especially stupid.my reply was, 'good god no, why would i?'.
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Co-Existing with JW Neigbours - Ideas?
by jgnat inyou can spot 'em at christmas.
the spare, neat house with no santy clause out front.
the jw neighbour.
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Surreptitious
Booze. Ply them with booze. Works every time.
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I've often wondered.....
by Surreptitious inwhat if one of these jw's that we talk about working with or living next to or whatever are actually fading or even posting on this forum?
from outward appearances he/she would look like a jw and would be categorized as such.
there could easily be someone in my workplace that had been df'd from years back in another town perhaps.
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Surreptitious
What if one of these JW's that we talk about working with or living next to or whatever are actually fading or even posting on this forum? From outward appearances he/she would look like a JW and would be categorized as such. Take myself for example. There could easily be someone in my workplace that had been DF'd from years back in another town perhaps. Upon learning that I was a JW, they might run to this board and say "OMG! There's a dub in my office!" I would then read it having no idea that it was someone in my office, and they would have no idea I was reading it. Oh the irony.
Syrup
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was your "talent" wasted in JW-ville?
by doodle-v inawhile ago when i heard that prince had joined the borg immeadiately i thought "man, what a waste of talent" and yes i do think that musically prince is very talented.
anyway, it got me thinking about how many of us wasted our time, money and effort in jw-ville.
an actor or actress, a singer, a famous writer?
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Surreptitious
If you're good at singing
Now that's one thing I'm excellent at! I can singe just about anything. I don't even have to try. It just happens. The other day I was making pancakes and the doorbell rang and my hands were full and I had to go to the basement because that's where the stuff that my hands were full of belonged and I went to the basement and it was cold there and dark and I couldn't turn on the light because my hands were full so I kind of felt my way along the wall and I tripped and then I got up and then I tripped again and then I got up again and it was awful and I finally just threw the stuff that my hands were full of down on the floor and then I went back upstairs and they were still ringing the bell and then the started banging and I got kind of scared and so I grabbed my Grandma's big Bible off the mantle and held it above my head and I was gonna whack 'em if they came through the door but they didn't so I just opened the door instead and there were two people standing there and they said, "Oh, we see you have your Bible....please turn to the book of Daniel" and then they read about many roving about and I said, "Yes that's clear" and then they said they smelled something and I said, "Excuse me" and they said no something else and I gasped and went to the kitchen and sure enough I'd done it again. Singed the pancakes. Like I said, I can singe just about anything.
Oh wait, you said sing.............nevermind.
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Surreptitious
Thanks Bradley, that pic certainly explains a few things...
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Why does anything exist at all?
by logansrun ingod or no god, why is there something rather than nothing?
why do elements have properties?
why does consciousness exist?
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Surreptitious
Funny. You see an eye. I see a skull.
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Police drown cat
by asortafairytale in.
last week, two police officers threw a cat into the river to drown it, after owner alleged it had attacked her and no longer wanted it.. .
personally, i find it disgusting and completely inhumane.
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Surreptitious
Catastrophic!
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Special Note
by Amazing in.
well folks, this is it ... this big moment has arrived ... and as a result, i will have to be very careful about what i post ... however, the governing buzzard series is still on ... i have to get down to it soon ... just around the corner ... anytime now .
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What Would You Do If...
by dh in.
you suddenly found out that you only had six months to live, how would you choose to spend those last few months.. (morbid topic i know, but i thought it would be interesting)
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Surreptitious
I'd drive my mother-in-law around in a Honda Civic and stay in a Motel 6 every night. It'd be the longest six months of my life.
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WT's Airplane Damaged -Again- Visiting Another Fishing Lodge
by Gerard inthe watchtower's luxurious aircraft was damaged the first time in 1995:
http://www.ntsb.gov/ntsb/brief2.asp?ev_id=20001207x03587&ntsbno=anc95la077&akey=1
"on june 12, 1995, at 1530 alaska daylight time, a wheel equipped cessna 402b airplane, n710ws, registered to and operated by the watchtower bible organization and tract society, collapsed its nose gear while taxiing back after landing.
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Surreptitious
Which explain the voice of the sanity checkers which says if I?ve well understood "jws=The voice of reason"
Frenchbaby, I think you've misunderstood what I said here. "jws" is a poster on this forum who said something very reasonable. Not to be confused with "JW's" the religion.
Syrup