Posts by Surreptitious

paul hill, 49, is due to die by lethal injection in northern florida, following his conviction of the murder of two people outside an abortion clinic in 1994. .

*huffing & puffing* Just ran out to see if I had enough gas in the tank to make it down there Stinky. Alas, I guess I didn't offer enough carts at the door and Walmart cut my pay, sooooo the gas gauge is gently carressing the big E that it seems to be infatuated with (judging from the fact that it lingers there).

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Your Favorite Colloquialisms?

by Frannie Banannie in

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thought we could all share a few of our favorites...here's one i'm fond of....

"chaps my grits" is a southern colloquialism, referring.

to.....well, i guess you better know what grits is.

Surreptitious

It's my guess that a pee-dawber is akin to a mud-dawber. A type of wasp indigenous to the south that does indeed make it's "nest" out of mud.

A couple of my favorites"

"That makes the cheese more binding" and

"Slicker than deer guts on a porcelain doorknob"

Syrup

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US anti-abortionist faces execution

by ignored_one in

us anti-abortionist faces execution

the first man to face the death penalty in the united states for killing a doctor who performed abortions is to be executed on wednesday.

paul hill, 49, is due to die by lethal injection in northern florida, following his conviction of the murder of two people outside an abortion clinic in 1994. .

Surreptitious

I think both Stacey and Azzie should go to bed. Er.....I mean.... uh....well, on second thought, perhaps?........naw!

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Your favorite artists?

by berylblue in

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okay...my evil reactionary brother in law is one of my faves.... .

this talented bastard won every award when he was at the pa academy of fine arts.

i love his work.

Surreptitious

COMF,

I'm not sure if that's a flutist or a "blow dartist"! hehe

Syrup

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awww...shucks! love stinks!

by Ravyn in

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italian hitchhikes for love

afp

aug. 29, 2003 a 15-year-old italian who hitchhiked to sweden in search of a girl he met on holiday got a helping hand from police who drove him the last stretch of his journey on thursday, swedish media reported.. the starry-eyed italian was so infatuated with a 17-year-old swedish girl he met in the united states earlier this summer that he left milan to hitchhike the 1,240 miles to the stockholm suburb of taeby.. but before he could reach his goal police were called to a gas station in the small swedish town of linkoeping, where a "poorly dressed" boy who "looked a little confused" had been observed.. "he said he wanted to go to stockholm to see his flame who lives in stockholm," a local police duty officer, mikael kinnaa, told the news agency tt.. after running an identity check, police found that the teen had been reported missing by his parents, and that the young girl of his dreams did indeed live in taeby and knew him.. however, she had not actually expected him to visit.. swedish social services would normally have taken the teen into their charge, but the swedish father called the boy's father in italy, and they agreed to let him spend time with the girl.. police, touched by this display of southern passion, drove the young romeo the last 110 miles to stockholm early thursday, where he finally set eyes on his juliet again.. but this romeo's love turned out to be unrequited, and within a few hours the swedish family unceremoniously bundled the broken-hearted latin lover onto a plane back home to milan.

Surreptitious

Love Stinks?

Why yes, of course, but we all love her don't we?

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thank you craig....

by Valis in

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for giving me so many opportunities to make fun of your user name ...... main entry: onanism .

pronunciation: 'o-n&-"ni-z&m.

function: noun.

Surreptitious

Callous? hehe

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I got scammed!!!!!!!!! But it's okay now.

by Mulan in

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i debated about posting this, because it's embarrassing but i decided to do it just in case anyone else falls for this one.. i have 3 websites where i market nutritional supplements, and i get thousands of dollars in orders each month.

at the end of july, i got a very large order ($10,500) for one of the products.

i filled the order using the credit card numbers provided by the customer.

Surreptitious

I too run a number of commercial websites and have lost many many thousands due to credit card fraud. It really stinks.

Syrup

edited because "stinks" is a much finer word.

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Awwwwwwww!!!!

by Bendrr in

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now ain't that just the cutest thing?.

that's chewbacca.

"chewie" for short.

Surreptitious

You dirty brother! You shot my rat! *In my best James Cagney voice*