Surreptitious

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  Its so easy to get acid, you can get it anywhere

  by Hamas in

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  i guess i cant stay away.

  i started getting withdrawl symptoms.

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  Glad you're back Hamas! I had no-one to help me put fajitas on people's heads.

  Syrup
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  Is that a snake in your pocket?

  by Uzzah in

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  shaking my head at this one - potential darwin award recipient..... kids - don't try this at home.....man arrested with snakes down his pants.

  sydney, australia (ap) - a swedish man tried to smuggle eight dangerous snakes into australia by strapping them to his legs, customs officials said wednesday.

  australian justice minister chris ellison said the 28-year-old man, whose name was not released, arrived at sydney airport from thailand on monday night.

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  My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
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  Look who ruined casual day.....

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  Pic of one of the moments I most regret in my life.....

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  somebody stop me!!!!

  please .

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  Same here Joy. Visquine lined coffin in the KH basement.
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  Your Opinion(s) of Others

  by StinkyPantz in

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  scenario: you meet a person and like this person.

  all of your friends tell you to beware of the person.

  do you ignore their warnings and give your all to the friendship or are you more cautious than you would have been otherwise?.

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  I judge everybody by the color of their toenails.
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  My new name

  by TipToe in

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  i'd like my new name to be tiptoe if that's ok. it's my little cat's name and i'll be tiptoeing around all of you after what i said...

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  Why do I hear a ukulele in my head.....and the voice of Tiny Tim?

  Welcome to the board Tip!

  Mouthy:

  You have absolutely greased the skids for a plethora of anatomical comments!

  - S
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  Math / logic puzzle

  by Simon in

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  please, no cheating (if you look it up, don't post the answer until other people have had a go) .

  some dastardly villain has set up a device that will explode unless the two scales are each loaded with 6 litres of water.

  you have a 12-litre bucket that is full of water along with empty 8 litre and 5 litre containers .

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  Here's an even shorter solution. Highlight for the answer.

  Drink a fifth of scotch and forget about it.

  Syrup aka Holmes.......Sherlock Holmes
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  Math / logic puzzle

  by Simon in

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  please, no cheating (if you look it up, don't post the answer until other people have had a go) .

  some dastardly villain has set up a device that will explode unless the two scales are each loaded with 6 litres of water.

  you have a 12-litre bucket that is full of water along with empty 8 litre and 5 litre containers .

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  Ze dawktor is velly velly schmawt.
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  Mind Reader

  by brutusmaximus in

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  click on the link and follow instructions.

  i can't work out how it does it can u?.

  http://mr-31238.mr.valuehost.co.uk/assets/flash/psychic.swf.

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  Ze dawktor is velly velly schmawt.
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  For Valis

  by Surreptitious in

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  from the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from houston, texas

  recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.

  late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.. the man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

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  From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Houston, Texas . Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
  The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car, which he fell into.

  He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, then turned on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.
  The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
  Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
  
  "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy.