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  This will most likely be my last post. I do hope you read it.

  by azaria in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is in reply to my post jehovahs-witness.com/6/62654/1.ashx (i still believe in god but) my post was read 193 times yet only 11 people responded.

  (i do thank those who did) the post 3,000 already has 9 replies.

  (no im not attacking shamuss post).

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  Surreptitious

  Everybody has to wok for someone or something.

  I agree. Especially in China.
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  Men are just happier.

  by Surreptitious in

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  edited to remove humor that by the light of day has potential to offend....

  edited to put back cuz it's almost dark here now....

  why men are just happier people - what do you expect from such .

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  yeah syrup i totally thought that was hilarious!! bring it back puhleeeeeeeeeeeease?? pretty please?!?!?!?!?!? with syrup on top!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  ok.

  By the way,

  with syrup on top!

  hehe
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  Men are just happier.

  by Surreptitious in

  1. jw
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  edited to remove humor that by the light of day has potential to offend....

  edited to put back cuz it's almost dark here now....

  why men are just happier people - what do you expect from such .

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  This was meant as humor at the expense of men......

  It's not an ideology. Not mine anyway.
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  Men are just happier.

  by Surreptitious in

  1. jw
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  edited to remove humor that by the light of day has potential to offend....

  edited to put back cuz it's almost dark here now....

  why men are just happier people - what do you expect from such .

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  Edited to remove humor that by the light of day has potential to offend....

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  Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such
  simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
  Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
  president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
  water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
  tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
  another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have
  to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
  Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
  People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional

  well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
  or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the time. Phone conversations
  are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day
  vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You
  get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets
  to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for
  a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
  never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in
  your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The
  same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
  your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
  hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
  seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
  nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
  mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
  24 in 45 minutes. No wonder men are happier!
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  How About a Little Wager?

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's some fun!

  next time you meet some vacuum skulled witness that believes.

  armageddon is "soon", challenge them to define "soon".. is "soon" 6 months?

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  Surreptitious

  You just try to get me to post so you can look at my avatar.
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  How About a Little Wager?

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's some fun!

  next time you meet some vacuum skulled witness that believes.

  armageddon is "soon", challenge them to define "soon".. is "soon" 6 months?

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  Surreptitious

  syrup:

  I must type a bit slower....

  That is not possible.

  Doc, are you stalking me?
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  homosexuality

  by zen nudist in

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  how can trinitarians

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  Surreptitious

  please take those sticks from out your ARSES

  I was just beginning to enjoy it!
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  Hey Brad, quit being so worldly.

  by Surreptitious in

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  Christmas pics!

  by ChimChim in

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  2. friends

  today me and my mom were cleaning, throwing things away that we didn't need because we have a tenancy to keep things that aren't necessary.

  anyways we cleaned every nook, accept we didnt do the dishes and washed the counters.

  but we finished the living room, switched things around because there was absolutly no room for the tree, but now there is.

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  Now all ya need is the fat fella coming to bare gifts eh?

  Run for your lives!
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  Oiuji boards

  by got my forty homey? in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  ok, so we all know that the society if against ouija boards.

  but even many "worldy" spirtualist and ufo types say ouija boards are dangerous.. so, have any of you ever messed around with one?.

  i did with my wife and sister in law and all it spewed out was meaningless garbage.

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  Surreptitious

  The movement of the pointer is due to ideomotor action

  What does that mean?

  http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/ideomotor.html