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  Perfect man and woman...

  by drwtsn32 in

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  once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

  after a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

  their life together was, of course, perfect.

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  What's all this talk about Sanka coming to town?
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  Perfect man and woman...

  by drwtsn32 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

  after a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

  their life together was, of course, perfect.

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  Don't hurt me, ladies!!

  Ha! Another clever ruse.
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  What I would do if I were God....

  by Aztec in

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  if i were god there would be no explicit sex on t.v.. like little opie eating pie when he made it with aunt bea.

  if i were god thou shall not worship false billy idols.

  and thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible.

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  Aside from the Norwegian Lesbians I agree entirely.

  Even the pimply ass part?
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  7 Ways to Kill a Man - and still collect the insurance!

  by czarofmischief in

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  we all want to kill our husbands.

  it's only natural.

  so, as a measure of my christian love for my soon-to-be-single-and-wealthy sisters, i'd like to offer forward a few suggestions.. 1) snap his neck.

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  Reminds me of the fella that went to the doctor and was told that he had only two weeks to live. The guy says, "Gee, Doc isn't there anything I can do?"

  Doc says, "Well, you can drive around in a Honda civic with your mother-in-law and stay in Motel 6 the whole time."

  Guy says, "Will that help?"

  Doc, "No, but it'll be the longest two weeks of your life."
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  Anybody know what this is?

  by funkyderek in

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  the tape measure is only there for comparison.

  any ideas, i can win a bottle of wine if i get the answer in the next two hours or so....

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  <----Picturing Elsewhere in chaps.
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  Anybody know what this is?

  by funkyderek in

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  the tape measure is only there for comparison.

  any ideas, i can win a bottle of wine if i get the answer in the next two hours or so....

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  I've got a foot but I don't use it as a rule.
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  Anybody know what this is?

  by funkyderek in

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  the tape measure is only there for comparison.

  any ideas, i can win a bottle of wine if i get the answer in the next two hours or so....

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  Good God Funky! Let me just buy you a bottle of wine!
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  I wonder

  by Surreptitious in

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  what adam did on christmas eve.

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  what Adam did on Christmas Eve.
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  Wisdom Teeth - The Yanks are coming.

  by El Kabong in

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  send the word, send the word, .

  this song has been running through my mind all day i went to the dentist today to have one of my wisdom teeth extracted.

  but, i told him that i really can't afford to loose any more wisdom.

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  Anybody have any encouraging words or experiences with extractions.

  If you don't start in the morning, you can't drink all day.
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  Try to beat the computer

  by JH in

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  http://boulter.com/ttt/

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  I mean besides the fact that hot girls are impressed when you take them up to your bedroom to play on the computer.

  oh yes VERRRRRRY impressive

  What if your computer's under your bed?