My husband was a hard worker from an early age and at age 14 found himself working the catering service in a large convention hall. Security was tight because the headliner that night was none other than Bill Cosby. The boss had to leave the kitchen and told my husband that he was locking the door and not to let anybody in. A few minutes later he heard a banging on the door which he ignored. Then it came again and again with urgent shouts of "Let me in! Let me in!" My husband faltered, but then decided to open the door. It sounded like someone might be in trouble. He gingerly opened the door and a giant hand came down on his head. It was huge, the fingers tickling his ears. He was terrified, and when he looked up he realized it was Bill Cosby! And, behind him was his boss! "I told you not to let anyone in!" the bossman hissed. "This was a test!" My husband thought he would be fired. He was 14 and already his career had ended! But, then his boss laughed and told him that it was just a joke. He had just wanted to let him meet the Cos'!
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Living close to Washington, DC, in a rural suburb, there are often politicians who escape to this area for a little R and R. They are pretty good at hiding, but occasionally they make their presence known. My husband is an avid fisherman and was out in a rural waterway. He had just heard of an excellent hidden fishing hole and was there early trying to catch a bite. It was a still morning and still dark. My husband grew up in the city and the absolute darkness was slightly terrifying. Suddenly, he heard what sounded like someone cocking a gun. It took him a second to realize that there were two figures standing near the bank. The figures said, "Secret Service. Don't move." in a controlled but commanding way. Well, my husband was frozen in fear and couldn't move anyway! A small boat pulled up next to his. Two Secret Service agents told him to get the hell out of there. When my husband asked what was going on, they said, "This is Dick Cheney's property now. You need to find a new fishing hole now and never come back!"