I don't know why this has struck a nerve with me, but what COULD the elders say? Put the shoe on the other foot (gender) and maybe you'll feel the inapropriateness.
" So, Brother Bulgy, I notice you are more sizeable than before. You know Jehovah is made sad by penile enhancements. He would prefer you keep the modest package he gave you.
"Oh, I see. You're just wearing a new pair of Wonderpants? Oh, sorry, no problem then. Carry on."
Oh yeah, and imagine this counsel being given by a sister...