Posts by WingCommander

32

What Shall I do tonight? I am young and single

by KateWild in

jw
friends

so i have a couple of options..... 1. an other poster is happy to chat with me but although him and his partner seem lovely i am not sure if i want to, especially at midnight, it's seems a bit sad.

my jw friend is busy tonight with other jws going to a firework night, would have been nice if i wasn't a secret friend now.. 2. my ex collegue fro my mcdonald's years finishes work around midnight / 12.30, but he can't drink, i am trying to get him to be my wing man, but he needs to be in work new years day anyway.. 3. or i can post away here 24/ f ing /7.

i love this place guys i really do, but i am so dependent on you guys for human contact, i need to do something more productive with my time.. there are my three options, which one would you choose?.

WingCommander

I'll tell you what to do - masturbate. That's right, I said it - masturbate. See, you are killing two birds with one stone with this idea.

1.) You are pissing off the JW's, as they hate anything that feels good, especially the forbidden "self-abuse."

2.) You are your own self-fullfilling company. Set off some fireworks of your own with a nice warm bubble bath, a peach sangria, and your favourite bathtub toy.

Aaaahhh.....Welcume 2014!! A 100 years of failed WT false-prophecy awaits you!

- Wing Commander

129

They are Definitely Attacking "Higher Education"

by XBEHERE in

jw
friends

a friend of mine recently had his co visit and in the elders meeting the co out-right asked the question: how are the friends doing in your cong.

as regards pursuing higher education?

the co continued...you know in view of all the counsel from the slave regarding the dangers.

WingCommander

The strategy is simple: Keep the masses too stupid and uneducated to realize how they are being shafted by their own leadership. To sheepish and ignorant to recognize how they've had the wool pulled over their eyes for the entirety of the lives and how they've been used.

And as always, "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

I really do hope they pound education again. People today more than ever need it and are utilitizing it as well as the internet, and the more vocal these cult retards are against such, the more red flags are going up in Kingdom Halls all over the world, especially with today's "generation" who are able to look around and see how "close" the End is for their aging, tired, penniless parents and grandparents. Most say, "No Thanks, I'm outta here" as soon as they turn 18. This is why today's Kingdom Hall's resemble more closely retirement homes than churches.

- Wing Commander

25

Harold Camping is Dead. Who now will issue Judgement Day predictions?

by PaintedToeNail in

jw
friends

so, harold camping has died at the age of 92. no more end of the world predictions from him.

he apparently went into hiding after his last predictions didn't come true..

WingCommander

My apologies, it was Armstrong who was a JW first, then branched off to create the Worldwide Church of God. (Yes! He WAS a JW first)

Harold Camping was just a similar kook spouting off religious dribble to confuses the masses and make money.

I swear, these kooky old crackpots start to look and sound alike after a while. UGH.

- Wing Commander

25

Harold Camping is Dead. Who now will issue Judgement Day predictions?

by PaintedToeNail in

jw
friends

so, harold camping has died at the age of 92. no more end of the world predictions from him.

he apparently went into hiding after his last predictions didn't come true..

WingCommander

As I recall, Harold Camping was actually a JW first, then when he became disgruntled or whatever he left and created his WorldWide Church of God, with some similar beliefs as JW's.

Isn't it funny that he lived until 92 yrs old, much like former JW-President and resident Oracle Fred Franz, who also died in his 90's? Why do these crack-pots live so long fooling people? He even looks a bit like Franz.......thin, tall, frail, cooky!!!!!!!

Wonder what's he going to say to Jesus IF he meets him?

- Wing Commander

36

Self Destructing. oh-oh.

by Captain Blithering in

jw
friends

yo dudes.. .

i've been studying ttatt for nearly a year now, i'm pretty much convinced wt theology is a crock, but i can't just leave as i don't want to lose family, and i simply can't disappoint my elderly aging parent.. .

i'm prepared for the long game fade (could be a few years), but have been sowing seeds with the wifey little bit by little bit.

WingCommander

'To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.'

- Voltaire

- Wing Commnader

3

wt dec life story Bill Walden

by bobld in

talk about brainwashed.he was serving in ghana when he learned that his mother's health had become very poor.. friends suggested that he return home to care for her.what was his reply:"that was the hardest decision we ever had to make.. he did return to help her (poor sick mother)to get to meetings.. to me that is a no brainer.if my mother was sick,i would be there in a heart beat.however,to a cult member who is selfish and.

lacks compassion that would be a hard decision..

WingCommander

I'm suprised he didn't respond like a typical Elder with, "....go forth, be warm and well fed Mom."

- Wing Commander

40

Highlights from the Circuit Assembly!!

by DATA-DOG in

god's word is beneficial ca:.

full time service:.

there are sound reasons for pioneering.. 1) it's the most satisfying work there is.. 2) you cooperate even more fully with the angels and the anointed [ which equals the gb/fds, not sister old mcsingletilldeath.].

WingCommander

.......Said the CO who hasn't probably worked an honest day's job in his life, lives off the donations and green handshakes of people who DO work for a living, has a car, apartment, cable TV, and all insurance paid for by OTHER people (thru WTBTS), and who will collect a modest pension when he can no longer be active in the work.

My God, the hypocrisy. First off, last time I checked, if this "Sister" were truly following the Org's sound spiritual advice, she wouldn't have a job OR be vested in a 401K, as that lacks FAITH in the End being so close? What a "weak" Sister to begin with. Pffffhttt.

- Wing Commander

9

"The War That Changed The World" Does Not Stress Urgency or Generation Passing Away

by steve2 in

jw
friends

2014 in jwlandia has begun with a tired embrace of the hoary 1914 doctrine.

any speculation they'd 'ignore' the centenary of this doctrinal embarrassment is thus shown to be if not wrong, then premature.

the wind-up watchtower toy prattles the same old nonsense.. look at the public edition watchtower for february 2014:.

WingCommander

Oh geeeees.....here we go AGAIN!!!!!

37

WT's 2 BOE Letters Flip-Flop!

by JW GoneBad in

everyone knows about the recent across-the-board okay to use electronic devices in jw worship.

few, though, know about how not long ago it was considered a taboo.. first, there was that dc talk a couple of years back where they nearly demonized simply the ownership of a smart phone, ipads (i phones, blackberries, etc) let alone the use of them at meetings.

they brought out that they were a waste of time, expensive and that they exposed a christian to satan's world on the internet.

WingCommander

Well, seeing as how Tablets were good enough for YHWH to write upon on Mt Ararat, I guess the Governing Body can allow them.

Freakin' retards.

- Wing Commander

10

2013 Annual Meeting Highlight's (VIDEO)

by Brother Mike in

video highlight's: http://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/activities/events/video-annual-meeting-2013/.

WingCommander

Um yeah, this is so crazy I'm going to have to reply to this post AGAIN. I actually thought this was some youtube parody at first. I actually didn't take it serious. Lett looks freakin' crazy, I mean CRAZY man! He's like some sort of bug-eyed Muppet up there! Sanderson has really put on some weight. Must be nice to be at the top, aye Mark? Was the collection of expensive antique bibles your pet project Sanderson? I bet it was. Maybe Mark should be out pounding the pavement in "Theocratic activities" instead of feeding his face and staring at old Bibles that a normal person couldn't begin to afford. Oppulance, anyone? And to ALL of the GB Members, I really like your gold Pope rings, nice touch!!!! I prefer a Glashutte Original watch myself! (for the exclusivity)

What really stood out to me was the Stanley Theater they were in. Bet me if I was ever in an Assembly Hall that nice! Again, the nearer you are to Bethel, the more Posh and upscale everything becomes. I wonder what an Assembly Hall (Giant tent perhaps?) in Malawi looks like? It's very Mormon-esque if you ask me. They don't "stand apart" from the world anymore like they used to, now they are embracing worldly technology, etc? Make up your minds boozo's!

How can people continue to lap this crap up?

- Wing Commander