Ok, I gotta "adjust my thinking" about my whole JW motto thing.
It goes something like this now:
"The beatings will continue until morale improves. Also, give us your money! All of it! We are God's Mouthpiece, do you hear us? We need money, ALL of it! Take Sophie's ice cream money, take Caleb's toy money, and shove it into the contribution box, NOW! All of it! Obey us, or DIE!And as always, Agape from your loving Shepherds, The Governing Body."