What's the differences between Elvis and Lloyd Evans?
1. Elvis could actually sing and compose
2. Elvis never had to pay for sex, and liked to bag WOMEN, not Lady-Boiz
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What's the differences between Elvis and Lloyd Evans?
1. Elvis could actually sing and compose
2. Elvis never had to pay for sex, and liked to bag WOMEN, not Lady-Boiz
https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1734baj/they_just_had_a_huge_meeting/.
this reddit post suggests that the cessation of reporting hours isn't the only thing announced at the recent meeting.
can anyone in, or sufficiently well versed in jwdom confirm that the op's understanding of this announcement correct?.
Oh, absolutely! To even think we'd make it to the year 2000 in this "System of Things" would have been blasphemous and raised eyebrows. Here we are; 23 years past that date!
https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1734baj/they_just_had_a_huge_meeting/.
this reddit post suggests that the cessation of reporting hours isn't the only thing announced at the recent meeting.
can anyone in, or sufficiently well versed in jwdom confirm that the op's understanding of this announcement correct?.
Your friend is full of shit! These changes are already up on the JW's official website and app. The actual full-length video has been leaked! You can view it ALL, in context.
https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1734baj/they_just_had_a_huge_meeting/.
this reddit post suggests that the cessation of reporting hours isn't the only thing announced at the recent meeting.
can anyone in, or sufficiently well versed in jwdom confirm that the op's understanding of this announcement correct?.
I agree with FFGhost above. This doctrine change is probably the largest in my lifetime, even bigger than the "Generation" changes.
Every single JW that was a hardcore, time-counting, "Good JW" will 100% think that about that scenario above, about how the weak-ass JW's who did whatever the hell they wanted can just get right in line to be "Saved" at the last moment. That is really, really, REALLY infuriating, and also completely negates the "Hailstone message".
It also takes away something for the "Good JW's" to look forward to. How so? Well the ones that sacrificed every damn thing in their lives for this cult, were absolutely 100% looking forward to seeing these scummy, weak-ass JW's and worldly people destroyed during the GT and the Big A. Now, they get to see them pull a last-minute "Opps! I messed up, I repent and accept that WatchTower was right all along! Hallelujah I'm saved!!!!" And then stroll right into the Paradise with a grin and a smirk.
Yeah, there's going to be a lotta chapped asses and PIMI's waking up from THIS change! It is MIND-BLOWING for anyone who's sacrificed for this cult for any amount of time. (like their entire childhood and 20's, 30's, the best years of one's life)
This is NOT the religion I was raised in. This is so far removed from the 1980's that is basically become an Apostate parody of itself. If you could hop in Doc Brown's time-machine DeLorean with an iPad filled with this current GB's nonsense (Splane's Generation chart, anyone?) and go back to the year 1984 and show a Congregation of JW's what 2024 is like, they'd run your ass right out of the KH, probably throwing old green bibles at your head.
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Oh, how I would LUV to see people turn around and actually suit this clown for his dumbassery and slander!
Fuggin' moron!
when i was interested in things jw two decades or so ago, i never came across these mentions of hailstones.
it crops up so often now that it's almost a meme!
when did it become a thing in jw speak, and what does it refer to?.
Honestly, this is NOT a new concept, but rather a very old one brought around again to stir up the masses into a panic.
I'm 44. As a child in the early 80's, I often heard that at some point the message would change to a hailstone or "we told ya so!" type of message. So frankly, this is nothing new. The fact that it appears that they are now ready to play this card, really shows their desperation. Even the build-up to 1975 wasn't played as the "hailstone message." Once this card is played, if nothing happens they are utterly FUGGED! There's no going back from it or trying to smooth it over. You'd truly have to be a moron to stay in after that. But then again, people stayed in after '75 came and went, some even buying WT's lame-ass excuses of the rank-n-file "running ahead" and making it up. (when it was clearly WT HQ pushing it)
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Lloyd Evans:
Narcissistic gas-lighting Perpetual Victim
OR
Inflamed prolapsed hemorrhoid with chins
You be the Judge!
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Just saw Kim & Mikey's latest Youtube update about the court case, etc. What a scumbag Lloyd is!
1. For attempting to blackmail thousands of dollars out of EACH of the 7 to 12 "criminal defendants."
2. Claiming it was Croatian court system drawing out his bullshit "lawsuit" against the 7 "Criminal Defendants" when all this time, it was HIM dragging his feet and knuckles like the Caveman Lawyer he is, all in order to keep his grift for more and more money going on longer!
There is 100% no "low" that he is not willing to keep from stooping to in order to not have to get a REAL JOB and continue living high off the hog of his gullible, low-IQ patreons and new ex-JW's unfamiliar with his slimy antics.
I hope this goober chokes on a Lady-Boiz dick!
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Behind the scenes Sneak Peak!!!
Kim spilling the beans on how her life has improved since removing the inflamed Hemorrhoid Evans from her life on her upcoming podcast:
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The Reluctant Inflamed Prostate, a Haiku by L.E.
Butt-hole surfing in a distant paradise, my crotch is afire;
Betrayed by Kim, my own Judas!
$29.99 to my VENMO.