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Don't you all see???? Lloyd needing "self care days" is entirely Dijana and Kim's fault.
Dijana wouldn't let pervy Lloyd surf her butthole, and Kim wouldn't condone his visiting of Thai prostitutes in order to fulfill his ravenous desire to scuba dive into a chocolate star.
You all must see how this is their fault, right? Right?
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I'm honestly shocked LadyBoi Evans hasn't packed up and moved to Thailand. There's plenty of remote places to hide in that country, and the people are super friendly and helpful. The kids would most certainly be better off without Daddy Xmas Tree Humper around.
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I'm calling it now, as I'm seeing the set-up:
I bet his next entrepreneurial endeavor to rape the wallets of the incredibly gullible will be as self-professed "Social Influencer."
Gah!!
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"Self-Care Ritual" = a gay spa treatment with bleached hair, a bleached asshole, and a happy ending. Finish it off with a pint at the local dive. All on his Patreon's dime.
Next up: Another quarterly "mental health break" - AKA: Trip to Thailand to catch up with his favourite LadyBoiz.....errrr.......scuba diving.
did anyone else find the teen section on the meeting tonight massively cringeworthy?
i saw two kids who will be laughing stocks for life after their world wide exposure.
complete exploitation in my opinion, unforgivable..
I can assure all of you from experience, that even being known as JW while a teen is a total sexual repellent to the "youth" of the world. No worldly chick is eager to take a guy's V-Card because he's some uptight, lame, chaste, bible-thumper. By 5th grade, I wish I had NEVER identified myself as JW in elementary school to my teachers and classmates. (though my parents did that with the old blue School brochure to my teachers, not me!) And for damn sure, by 7th and 8th Grades the only thing I was praying about was that my peers forgot all about me being a JW and saw me as just another "normal" teen. Also, I would do my best to avoid the goody-two-shoes JW's in my school and never associate with them for fear of being grouped in with the lameness. The same could be said for other PIMO kids who just wanted to be normal. It was like an unspoken rule with all of us as well. Hell, we'd nod to each other in passing in the school hallways......like an inside tell or something. "Hello fellow PIMO JW teen, only 3 more years of playing pretend until we can escape and truly live. I won't tell on you for smoking and having a worldly school GF, and I expect the same, thx!" - This was a real thing.
many years ago we would be on someone's doorstep, when waiting for the house holder to come to the door we say something like ... yea after the big a this is going to be my house.
imagine saying that today with the common use of doorbell cameras and the squatting problem .
I'm 44. The last time I went in "Field Service" I was in 8th grade, 1993. However, even back further in the mid-80's I realized what for an utter waste of time this was. Seriously! Even on the weekends, people with children were active and away at sports practices, trips, etc. "Not at homes" were oh so common, and I'm talking about a semi-rural area. As a child I couldn't figure out why the JW's didn't use the media at the time (newspapers, magazines, TV, Cable networks) to Advertise! Advertise! Advertise! God and His Kingdom, as we were soooooo far into the time of the end. (Now I know: It's cult busy-work for the enslaved members)
By the way, that slogan above, should have clued my naive parents into how much of a Publishing Company/Cult this is instead of a legitimate religion. Imagine, calling members/parishoners "Publishers." It reeks of corporate BS!
did anyone else find the teen section on the meeting tonight massively cringeworthy?
i saw two kids who will be laughing stocks for life after their world wide exposure.
complete exploitation in my opinion, unforgivable..
"...I have to run out of the classroom, just like Joseph did because of Potipha's wife ..."
If THAT line above doesn't clue you in to the scripted BS written by cloistered old men in an upstate NY cult compound, I don't know what would! No fuggin' way does any normal teen (even a JW teen) speak like that!
Just like the "Young People Ask" series of books, these videos are written and produced by a bunch of sexless old geezers with zero life experience or clue as to the reality of "yung wanzzzzz" today. It would almost be laughable, if it weren't so totally cringe inducing and embarrassing. And WT HQ wonders why the youth are leaving in DROVES????? Hahahahahahahahaha! Big mystery! Can someone "splain" it to them? lol
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Last t-shirt design idea:
"Where do I go to master my penis? Phuk it! Anywhere I want!"
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He missed a few:
Sam Herd you were gay, not impressed. (with a frowning/scowling pic of GB Sam Herd)
Lett the good times roll! (Lett face in clown paint and little clown car)
I'll have another shot of that McCallans!
TOMO III's face on Smokey the Bear blowing out matches with caption, "Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires!"
"Full Mental Jacket" with TOMO III dressed at Private Pyle, being hauled off in straight jacket (ala Full Metal Jacket)
"I got my tight pants on! And I'm a girl!"
"I got my Spanx from the WT HQ Commissary. 2012"
"Stay Alive, till '75! 2075 that is!" (With TOMO III shit-eating grin from Caleb and Sophia introductory video)
"I ate at Mark Sanderson's all-you-can-eat Memorial buffet, and all I got was this lousy shirt and a bible."
"My heart belongs to Jesus, but my wallet belongs to the Governing Body."
"Former WT HQ NPG with a BA who now identifies as a Rainbow Warrior. Roar!"
"Phuk it. It's not just for snorkeling, its for the cheap LadyBoi's and She-Males."
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Could you imagine his comedy routine, if only he used the phrase, "Mastery of my Penis?"
He fashions himself as another Kurt Metzger (an ex-JW and actual funny comedian who does mention his weird JW upbringing in his comedy routine) but instead, comes off more like a more cringe Andy Kauffman. (who only cared if HE got the joke and no one else, a legend in his own mind type).
