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  GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

  by WingCommander in

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  you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

  the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

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  PS:

  "The Governing Body loves you."

  Yes Brothers and Sisters, the Governing Body loves you. They love you, and they NEED MONEY!!

  Like a hemophiliac needs a precious blood transfusion, the JW Org is hemorrhaging money, and they are in desperate need of infusions! Any fraction will do! Cash, credit, gold, silver, platinum, Rolex's, your children's ice cream money, their allowance, your retirement, any fraction will do! Granny's estate? Hand it over, ya ol' bat! Look at what they are allowing you rank-n-file Sheeple to get away with ...... errr...... privilege of doing now? Beards? No more reporting hours? No ties or sport coats? Chinos and Khaki's? Slacks for women? It's like manna from heaven, so by Gawd you OWE the Governing Body for loosening their grip from around your neck. So what if they squeeze your wallets, at least you can now breathe a little! So give it up - ALL of it! Can't you see how emaciated the Governing Body look lately? Why, they look run ragged and like they've been skipping meals while preparing your final spiritual banquet!

  Agape! (suckers)
  
  
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  GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

  the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

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  As for the lame ass excuse of,

  "When persecution comes we will not stand out when going to the meeting dressed in slacks like we would in a dress or skirt. The governing body is preparing us for something to come in the very near future."

  ^^^ GTFOOH!!! I'm old enough to remember not being allowed to wear "worldly" clothes to school, even with brand name logos on them like Nike, etc because it was worldly and materialistic, and that JW's were to "Stand out as Witnesses and endure any persecution for Jehovah." That Jehovah would protect us, and that at the great day of reckoning we would walk into Paradise if we stood tall in the face of persecution. We should make our stand, just like the JW's in Germany did during the Nazi era. Wear that purple triangle with pride. If they could do it, so could we! After all, there was no cave or place that you could hide from Jehovah, and His Divine Protection would save you and protect you for "persecution." Yes, I was told this as a child!

  I guess all that BS is right out the window now, huh? Now all of a sudden, JW's are to hide in their basement bunkers or up in their attics? And while they're at it, camouflage themselves to look like the very "Worldly" heathens they've been condemning for over a century by sporting beards, tight pants, and slacks on women. Is that about right, you fuckin Gluttonous Bozos? Ok......GOT IT.

  This dumbass cult has absolutely lost the plot. They've jumped the shark!

  Mainstream evangelical televangelism it is for the modern era blue JW.dorks!

  Truly, it's "Listen, Obey, and Donate!" All that types and anti-types nonsense? DEEEEEEP bible study? Door-to-door in suits and dresses? Eating shit and asking for seconds? Forget all that! This ain't your grandaddy's Society any more, this is the new and improved "Organization!" Hey-Hey kids! Step right up and get your picture with Lett-the-Clown, just $4.99 and you can post it to your Insta. Honk-Honk!
  

  
  
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  GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

  the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

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  Wow....just WOW! That IS a seismic shift in policy, and no doubt stems from the fact that people who are DF'd and then step off the JW hamster wheel, very soon go onto the internet and learn "The Truth about the Truth" and then never return!

  So as usual, the JW leadership's dumbass policies have basically amounted to "shooting themselves in the foot."

  This policy shift is nothing more than trying to stop the hemorrhaging of bodies and more importantly - MONEY!

  The show is truly over. Done with. Will the last person out, please turn off the "Old Light?" Thx.......
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

  by Simon in

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  uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

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  With the Gluttonous Bozos dropping their standards, even slobs like Lloyd will fit right in! Maybe The Great Neck-Bearded One is contemplating his return to the Fold?
  
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  GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

  the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

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  Can someone clarify for me: Did the new announcement specify DF'ing as only lasting 90 days now? I hadn't caught that. Sanderson's beard had me hypnotized and in awe.

  Is this really the case? If so, WOW!!! You can do anything you want (beside Apostasy) and only have to be DF'd for 90 days? 90 days free and clear of the Field Misery, "Privileges" like cleaning the KH shitters and yardwork?

  Well then, Lett the good times roll!

  If this is really the new format for DF'ing, it is not only merciful, but absolutely comical! Can you imagine the 1000% butt-hurt of people who were DF'd for YEARS for stupid trivial bullshit, mainly because they refused to crawl back and kiss the Body of Elduhzzzz asses?

  Someone please.......tell me this is just rumour?
  
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  "Put Faith in a Victorious Organization" WT 3/1/79

  by WingCommander in

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  the concept of "the organization" is not new in jw-land.

  it's been around since rutherford's time.

  ray franz is quoted as saying in the first jw expose documentary entitled "witnesses of jehovah" in 1986: .

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  The concept of "The Organization" is not new in JW-Land. It's been around since Rutherford's time. Ray Franz is quoted as saying in the first JW expose documentary entitled "Witnesses of Jehovah" in 1986:

  "This concept.....this Organizational concept that the Organization is everything."

  SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtSofFj2GOQ
  

  What's become more in-focus, especially since the advent of JW Broadcasting, is the total obedience and worship of the Governing Body. Everything revolves around them, what they say, how to better serve them, make them happy, and obey them, even put them in almost every prayer you hear at the Conventions, etc. It's sick! They've taken the place of Jesus, claim that they alone own all of the gold and silver (it's theirs, pee-ons!) and only by being affiliated with them and in their good graces does a JW have any hope of making it thru Armageddon. They profess to be the "Greater Moses", the mediator between mankind and Jesus. A totally blasphemous concept! It's also yet another reason they are a total cult. Replace "Governing Body" with Jim Jones, Marshall Applewhite, David Koresh, or Sun Myung Moon and it'd be just the same. The names are interchangeable. Same shit, different cults.
  

  
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  GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

  the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

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  WingCommander

  "Scheming to end a marriage."

  This one is easy! How many times have we heard of this "scheme" over the years?

  2 married JW couples. (young or old, doesn't matter - seen it all different ways)
  

  1 guy from a couple, 1 woman from the other couple, decide they'd like to be married to each other instead of their spouses.

  They decide to have an affair, then go to the Elders and confess, knowing they'll be DF'd. They do just this.

  Their spouses then have legal and scriptural cause for a divorce.

  Divorce goes thru.

  Adulterous couple go thru a year of the DF'ing motions, then petition for re-instatement.

  Re-instatement is granted by BOE.

  3 months (or sooner!) The adulterous couple then gets engaged and married as JW's in good standing. Right in the Kingdom Hall! Former spouses are basically told to "forgive and forget" and "suck it up."
  

  This is scheming to end a marriage. Period. The GB have finally caught on to this charade and legal loophole. It's been going on for decades, and it's pissed a lot of people/familes and entire Congregations off. I've heard of COBE's doing this, then a few years later being made Elder and COBE again. They do this with impunity and zero shame cause they use the JW loopholes and jump thru all the hoops and kiss all the right asses with green handshakes.

  Think this doesn't create Apostates? LOL.
  
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  GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

  the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

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  WingCommander

  FYI concerning the loosening of the dress code:

  Someone over on Reddit pointed out that yet again, JW's are merely playing "catch up" with the Mormons! Apparently THEY loosened up their business attire dress code a while back. So once again, it's monkey-see, monkey-do with these cults.

  Mormons were also the first to have cartoons, with even a girl named - you guessed it - Sophia!

  JW's have never ever had (1) original thought - ever! Except maybe banning blood products and organ transplants. I'll give 'em that load of BS!
  
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  GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

  the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

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  WingCommander

  Oh yeah, Ted's on there......along with Leo Greenless and Edward Chitty, and god-only-knows who else of the Higher-ups!
  
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  GB Update #2, March 2024: Women allowed to wear pants, no ties/coats required if not giving a talk, & now able to greet DF ones in the KH!

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you heard me correct, this is not a joke, and it is not april fools day!

  the asl portion of the governing body updated #2 (march 2024) has been released a bit early and someone caught it.

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  WingCommander

  The Blood Ban has to go BECAUSE of the impending lawsuits. Law Firms are good at what they do: attempting to place blame and legal liability on organizations in order to hold them financially responsible.

  Another thing I'd like to point out: It's March, and we haven't even gotten to the Pennsylvania Grand Jury and charges that are going to hit the WT from all that CSA shit! That's just floating out there......what we've heard about it was just the tip of the iceburg (I'm in Pennsylvania) and when the WT Titanic hits that it's gonna really rip open! I'm hoping for a "Spotlight" type reaction like with what happened to the Catholic Church up in Boston years back. Hell, up in Harrisburg, PA the lawsuits from CSA bankrupted that Arch-Dioceses! No small wonder WT hired the same Law Firm to represent them in PA.

  The Gluttonous Bozos are shitting bricks while polishing up the brass on the Titanic cult formerly known as "The Truth."