If I could pick one and only one, it would be the "Theocratic-Ministry-School-Service-Meeting-BookStudy-PublicTalk-WatchtowerStudy" (Hope I captured them all).
fraidycat9
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LEAST FAVORITE MEETING
by new light init's so hard to choose, but i would have to say the theocratic ministry school was my most hated meeting.
the first few talks were a rephrasing of mind-numbing society doctrine.
then it was time to listen to a ten-year old read nwt to us........... #3 talks, don't even get me started!
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fraidycat9
Puternut,
If I hear that "baker's-pan-with-a-dent-in-it" illustration even MENTIONED again, I will probably go off the deep end!!! I had hoped that it had been laid to rest. Seems it is still on life support.
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Our Women are spoiled ... and it's our fault!
by Maverick inhere in america we had the most spoiled females on the planet!
american women run the show, guys we are toast!
and i know who to blame!
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fraidycat9
Not only are girls/women spoiled. Our son's rotten and has lots of "stuff". We make no apologies....yet. However, we have tempered our spoiling him with a certain amount of needed discipline. (Translation: He ain't running the house!!) He is young and we feel that too many bad things have been done to children, so we try to provide him with a loving stable environment. This world is cruel by all accounts and we prefer to make memories. Life's tough.
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Worst band names ever
by Nosferatu inthis morning on the radio, they had a little contest to see who could nail the worst band name on a list made by some ideot.
i tried to get through, but i was wrong anyway.
the #1 worst band name was the beatles?
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fraidycat9
Right Said Fred
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fraidycat9
The unwritten ones:
- If thou art an elder, thou shalt make XX numbers of hours per month or thou shalt be an elder no mo?.
- Thy wife better make ?em too for she hath great bearing as to whether thou shalt remain one.
- Oh, and don?t forget thy child(ren)
- If thou art a ministerial servant, thou best partner up with an influential elder if thou wants to get ?somewhere?
- Thou must understandeth the unwritten code of how many meetings thou can miss before it becomes completely unacceptable
- Thou shalt not be in a position of power secularly and have much education.
- Thou shalt not accept employment where much travel is involved
- Thou shalt not challenge any saying uttered forth from da platform lessen thou desireth to be reprimanded or labeled.
- If thou art female, that goeth double
- Thou shalt not...and so on and so on and shooby dooby dooby
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Women: Know Your Place
by Pleasuredome inhere's some good sound advice for the modern-day lady of the house, from our old friend, mr chumley-warner.have dinner ready.
plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return.
this is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs.
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fraidycat9
Burt Bacarach
Wives and Lovers
Hey, little girl,
Comb your hair, fix your make-up.
Soon he will open the door.
Don't think because
There's a ring on your finger,
You needn't try any more
For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
I'm warning you.
Day after day,
There are girls at the office,
And men will always be men.
Don't send him off
With your hair still in curlers.
You may not see him again.
For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
He's almost here.
Hey, little girl
Better wear something pretty,
something you'd wear to go to the city.
And dim all the lights,
Pour the wine, start the music.
Time to get ready for love.
Oh, time to get ready,
Time to get ready,
Time to get ready
For love. -
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Your favorite poems (or song lyrics)
by Love_Truth init would be interesting and insightful to have an idea of what poetry or song lyrics each of us feels to be the epitomy of the art, something that stirs us and has deep meaning.
this is one of my (many) favorites:.
ithaca.
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fraidycat9
Border Song
Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin (last verse by Elton John)Holy Moses I have been removed
I have seen the spectre he has been here too
Distant cousin from down the line
Brand of people who ain't my kind
Holy Moses I have been removed
Holy Moses I have been deceived
Now the wind has changed direction and I'll have to leave
Won't you please excuse my frankness but it's not my cup of tea
Holy Moses I have been deceived
I'm going back to the border
Where my affairs, my affairs ain't abused
I can't take any more bad water
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
Holy Moses I have been deceived
Holy Moses let us live in peace
Let us strive to find a way to make all hatred cease
There's a man over there what's his colour I don't care
He's my brother let us live in peace
He's my brother let us live in peace
He's my brother let us live in peace -
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Sister, we're all poets...
by Huxley inhere's an idea, post a poem you enjoy or created yourself.
..one catch, make it three lines only.. .
it doesn't have to be great poetry...for example here's mine.. .
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fraidycat9
No good at poems I know full well
But then I think
Oh what the hell!
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What would Bush look like as a girl?
by dannyboy inever wonder what gw bush would look like as a girl?
http://www.funsnap.com/1/bushgirl.swf
note: this thing takes a while to load, be patient, it's worth the wait, unless you're an uptight republican
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fraidycat9
eewwww!!!!
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What would you say to Gods' answering machine?
by Sirius Dogma in.
thank you for calling god, please leave a message at the beep or press 5 to leave a fax.
<beep>
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fraidycat9
Everything ok??? Just called to say thanks (You know what for ). Funny, this is the first time I've ever gotten your answering machine... I'll try to catch up with you again tonight.