Can't anyone come up with anything interesting or different?
Well, I certainly tried, but I was constantly told that by using unusual settings or two partners in my talk, I was seeking praise for myself and not for God's word.
Creativity is apparently not appreciated in God's righteous kingdom. No wonder I was always in a friggin' panic about what the f I would do in Paradise forever. Not that I thought there was a chance in hell I would make it through Armegeddon.