JCanon is God
OICU8it2
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I've just had a Jcanon moment........it's all so very clear................
by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. inin a moment of deep contemplative spirtual reflection (as in a mini micro second) it occured to me (perhaps driven by the holy spirit to be found in a bottle of johnnie walker blue label) that the time of the end has been revealed to me - is so simple to determine, yet hidden from the masses of unbelieving heathens aka the rest of mankind.. i am sure the right reverend canon will support me with this simple expose of bible chronology.. six thousand years of man's existence on the earth ended in 1975, but still not the time of the end, 'cause we didn't know how long it was before god became fed up with adam's fooling around with the animals (disgusted i should well imagine) and decided to give him a mate in his likeness.
goodness knows things would have been simpler if he had have put tits on a mans back.. since we know that the israelites determined that a man was not suitable for marriage until thirty years of age, then it is only right that eve was not given to adam until he was thirty.
1975 plus 30 years = (holy shit) 2005. the end is nigh!.
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research article on Jehovah's Witnesses
by Stephen Cox indear friends,.
this is to announce a long research article that i have published in the latest (sept-oct) issue of "liberty" magazine.
("liberty" is a libertarian intellectual journal and is available at barnes and noble, borders, etc., or from po box 1181, port townsend wa 98368. its price is $5.
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OICU8it2
Prof, do you listen to Neal Boortz?
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Need proof please!
by fairy ini made a previous post about me opening my big mouth...............i posted a message on another site making comments that some of you here made in trying to help me say something back to him... below is a copy of his answer to me.
the bold type is the other guy and the normal print is mine............................................. first of all i just want to go back to something you said in the 1st part of this message about the abuse victims....you said..."the elders in the congreation said that this is all a lie.
well, do you mean every last case?
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OICU8it2
Well now we really don’t know that this has happened in Mexico now, do we? That could be more lies as well, couldn’t it? We have to be so careful these last days because the apostates are really persecuting Jehovah’s people. There’s not much we can trust unless it’s in the literature lovingly provided to us by the Faithful Slave.
Substitute 'capitalist pigs' for apostates and ' USSR' for faithful slave and it sounds just like Joe Stalin and Nikita Kruschev. Radio Free Europe and the Voice of Americal laid bare and exposed totalitarian mind control as is this board and the internet.
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Fred Franz Discredited the Concept of a "Governing Body"
by Dogpatch inthe lord jesus christ, the head of the congregation he gave not only apostles, not only prophets, but also evangelizers.
later on the account tells us that barnabas took paul, or saul of tarsus, down to jerusalem.
and they were both apostles of the antioch congregation.
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OICU8it2
With Fred dead the borg can do anything it wants.
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How weird is this????
by worldly girl ini've been busy lately, so i've not been able to post... but i had to share this with you all and get your imput.....
ok so yesterday i was getting my nails done(yes i'm one of those girls!!
) and my cell phone rings, it's one of my ex jw friends lisa... she's calling to see if i'll go to a "chip n dales" show with her in a couple of weeks.
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OICU8it2
She's a dub-spy. The whole salon is bugged, too!
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Update on my son's JC meeting
by freeman inthank you all for your kind words and concern.
my wife tells me the meeting with the three wise-men went pretty good.
regrettably, no elders were decked during the meeting (yes i am quite disappointed too) and so an announcement will be made next week that he was reproved and found repentant.
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OICU8it2
Interesting update. I'm happy you still talk with him. Never give up. Great analogy with the matrix. Best to you, Carlton
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biggest WTBTS threat
by stillajwexelder insorry if there has already been a thread on this subject.
do you think a really big threat to the wtbts is from people like me who are still witnesses and in the organization but also post on this board and have an open mind -- or do you think there are bigger threats -and if so what would they be?
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OICU8it2
Biggest threat the internet and this board. I think they will morph into a mainline religion to follow the dollars.
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A Bone for You Creationists!
by metatron inthere are repeated claims being made that some radioactive materials decay rate could be modulated by .
strong electromagnetic fields - near heresy to some people.
the above site includes a publication list of some.
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OICU8it2
When the oldest C-14 intervals and the shortest K-Ar intervals are compared they are within margin of error.
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Idiosyncrasies Of Jehovah's Witnesses
by minimus injw's are a peculiar bunch.
certain things are characteristic of the witnesses.
jw's are known for some weird, unconventional things.
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OICU8it2
Colonic cleansing and attributing disease to colonic malfunctions. Shit
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What musical groups or songs were bad according to JWs?
by Victorian sky inwhat songs or groups were you forbidden to listen to as a jw?
were any specifically mentioned from the platform or were you counseled not to listen to a certain song?
for me it was the entire def leopard hysteria album - bad heavy metal told it was demonic, i listened to it in secret, silk's "freak me" - a virgin listening to a song about hot sex?
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OICU8it2
A Night on Bald Mountain by Modeste Mussorgsky (sp.) Chernobog was a demon. Picures at an Exhibition, Mussorgsky, Demonic withces. Bye, Bye Miss American Pie, demonic influence. ELP, Pirates, "toast to the devil and the deep blue sea". Yessongs. Twisted Sister, Anthrax, Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones.